Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 4hIn other news, I lost my AirPods for the 87th time today. 120
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 6hAnyone else ask themselves “what the fuck ass shit is this?” To yourself multiple times a day? 5100
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11hIf I hear you say you still don’t understand why women hate men, even after everything has come out about Cornell, just know that I hate you too. 050
Reposted by Spooky W(B)itch HeatherMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13h57 men were in that group chat and did nothing and said nothing to help that girl and they are all cowards 2164696
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Does anyone know how to use a waterpik without getting said water all over the bathroom? Asking for a friend 251
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I feel personally attacked by Taylor Swift making me get a song about “Ohio” stuck in my head. 380
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There’s a book called Rabid and it’s a kind of history of rabies and it terrified me so much I couldn’t finish it. Literally gave me anxiety reading it. Stop touching bats. And white people stop being fucking stupid please. 2101
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just had to yell at him to stop eating a slug. 3130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This week has been the longest year 070
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My lab hasn’t been outside in over an hour but he just woke up from a dead sleep, hacked a little bit and then spit out a rock. Then went back to sleep. Fucking labs man. 1170
Reposted by Spooky W(B)itch HeatherPop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore. 847158733364
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just listening to orcas on the hydrophones in the Puget Sound nbd. 190
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone did my sister dirty and I’m coming up with all the way I can be a petty bitch and make him pay. So far I have: -call the Mormon church and give them his address and let them know he wants to convert -sign him up for text messages that help him quit smoking (he doesnt smoke) 360
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone said it’s Monday Mug Day (It was me, I said it was Monday Mug Day, I just wanted to show you one of my Spooky Season Mugs) 1134
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Do we know how long this comp has been going? #bb28 120
Reposted by Spooky W(B)itch HeatherLisa-TAYLOR4THE750K 🎀 BARRETT4AFP 🧸 @dawgatthecrib.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sorry sweetie mommy's busy watching 6 people hold up poles right now. #bb28 043041
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I cannot believe we got this many stupid houseguests in one season. How did you guys all fumble this so bad??? I have second hand embarrassment. The only person that can win now is Barrett. Taylor and Yash just lost me. #bb28 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026September means we are changing from broken bones from e-scooter season to broken bones from falling off playground equipment season. 061
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Iced coffee at 2pm so I can stay up all night and regret my life choices of drinking coffee at 2pm? I think I might 1111
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Cut up the best watermelon, good flavor, decent texture. Only to realize my husband cut onions sometime before I cut the watermelon and didn’t clean the cutting board well enough. Now my watermelon also tastes like onions. Talk about some bull shit 080
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Offended that you all haven’t voted me the most influential on this app. So rude. 120
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026People say I’m mean but I feel like I should get credit for all the things I don’t say cause I could be so much meaner 062
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Anything else and we riot #bb28 030
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Witches be crazy. It’s me. I’m witches. 041
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you ever say Lake America to my face I’m gonna kick you in the bits. 2364
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Bought a new bra, thanks I hate it 260
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Us to the Grim Reaper after he takes the wrong 80 year old.static.klipy.comTim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're MistakenALT: Tim Curry in Home Alone 2: I'm Afraid You're Mistaken 021
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I love this part of beekeeping, but the ‘tism reeeally hates the sticky hands 🥲 071
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Just want to let yall know that leaves are falling out of trees. It’s almost time. 010
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I planted a lot of beets again this year and I eat maybe like two beets a year. I don’t know why I keep planting so many beets. 130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Take a drink every time Thog says “I’ve had a really rough go” #bb28 2161
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Haley saying she has been in the worst spot week after week almost made me throw my phone at the tv #bb28 130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Etsy witches need to unite to get Kamu off this GD wall. #bb28 040
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Some people meditate. I say “fuck” a lot and sigh heavily. 2110
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My biggest takeaway from the first two months of my new job is that e-scooters are the devil’s work and should be outlawed. 050
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I only started watching Big Brother in like season 16, so someone else please correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the final two, both only been women a few times? #BB28 230
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 01/08/2026August slipped away into a moment in time 110
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is the second weirdest thing that has gotten me blocked on BS. The first one will forever be about Vanderpump Rules. 180
Reposted by Spooky W(B)itch HeatherSpooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me to Kamustatic.klipy.comLeah Kateb Leah Love IslandALT: Leah Kateb Leah Love Island 021
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Anyone not wear a bra for a few days and then have to put one on to leave the house and feel like it’s rearranging your muscle structure under there?? Whoever invented bras can gft. These things are torture chambers. 040
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Perimenopause is cool cause instead of just getting excruciating heartburn out of nowhere now my brain immediately thinks ‘heart attack’ & when I don’t keel over & die I just get anxiety that I’m still currently having a heart attack for like a week. Ten years ago it was just fucking heartburn 1130
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You know what food I haven’t heard is at risk for Cyclospora? Cheese. Taking that as my invitation to eat all the damn cheese I want. 060
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026One annoying thing about having to do nasal rinses all the time is that sometimes I’ll think the water is all out and then like an hour later I’ll bend over and a fountain pours out of one nostril. Bro, where were you this whole time? 150
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cleaning up the beach after people left all their trash everywhere on the 4th. 290
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I haven’t dreaded going to work after a Fourth of July this much since I did billing and coding for Fire Departments/EMS like 15 years ago. 070
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 04/07/2026How I’m responding to everyone hating on Taylor today 0100
Spooky W(B)itch Heather @heatherupperleft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I don’t know who made this but thank you. 0152
