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The Deuce Deducer

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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 9h
The girl with all the GIFs.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 9h
Good morning, Ms Justineau.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 17h
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Install an app and scan a code to win having my phone scraped and all my data monetized? Oh, boy!
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do you fuck up that bad (90° heading correction at 30k feet)?
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Red green and blue, as found in nature.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wife picking her way down a steep, cobbled trail, greased with rotten apples.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some outtakes from Saturday's photo haul. First, the monarch butterfly on the yellow flowers with a bit more of the barn in the background.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Explaining to my 3yo why "fugly" is okay, actually.
Fuggler toy
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because I am a 51st percentile dad (better than average!), I am engaging with my 21yo daughter by keeping up with the things about the stuff.
a text string between a baffled middle-aged father and his hip, with-it daughter
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this kind of golf ball any good? I found it in the grocery store parking lot. The lot is on the other side of a twenty foot fence from a driving range. Anyways, it's mine now. I'm going to use it as ammo in my rifle that fires golf balls a half mile with NATO AM51 blanks.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very nicely made dry stone wall.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Video detailing the bee situation.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Monarch and bees on yellow wildflowers.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty wildflowers and old barn.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Evil baby tomatoes.
Carolina horsenettle
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stone wall in the woods.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dead excavator, dead truck.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This thing was crawling up my shirt shortly before this photo was taken. It's about the size of a common burdock. I didn't panic as I saw the burdock crawling up me, I just bounced it off like kindergartners bouncing a dodgeball off a parachute in gym class.
an orb weaver spider
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A dryad's nipple mushroom.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some corn standing patiently in rows as the day takes its time receding.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hazelnut leaves starting to turn
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Moon, setting at mid day in a beautiful fall sky.
waning gibbous Moon, cerulean sky and beginning senescent trees
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's right.
cookie fortune: the one who is afraid of asking is ashamed of learning
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some older olefin-based plastic products smell very seductively of pussy as they break down, but what are you going to do with information like that, honestly.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually, Palantir, that's EXACTLY what humans did when they domesticated the wolf and bred sheepdogs, so I got questions about whether you know what you're doing, whatever it is that you do.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure hope this doesn't fall on me.
underside of I-81 through downtown Syracuse, about ready to come down, maybe before its scheduled demolition
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dogwood leaf beginning to turn with serviceberry, hazelnut and shadbush turning in the background.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These were blooming in the BK drive thru this morning.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine if these were packed in the middle.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These're fine, but I'm waiting for Toblertwo to come out.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that because, uh, they're actually all ideas to help himself?
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last, the arriving:
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Possum visit in two parts. First, the leaving:
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's a suit Mitch Pileggi wore as Skinner. He looks physically imposing on the show, but this suit on a dummy is fairly slight. Mitch's perpetually clenched jaw makes his shoulders seem broader, I think.
G-man costume
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Which one has to hold it?
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
little friend
bitty toad
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Moments before the twilight switchover to near infrared.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're burning down.
cafe lights are on low, the fire will soon be just coals and I'm finishing the last of a bottle of Woodford Reserve
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good evening, everyone.
a fire in a backyard fire pot
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can literally just screw in a more accurate front sight post on your AK if you don't like the one it rolled out of the Polish factory with.
assorted smaller-tipped front sight posts for an AK-47 which don't completely cover your target at 100 yards and which fringe less when viewed through a rear peep sight
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anybody need any crabapples? I know where you can find some.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gross bean, lurking
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Current government is this stupid, less charming.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wearing my finest cargo shorts (they're not even camo!) and sweat-wicking work lingerie shirt.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
crinket
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There they are up there, trying to poison me.
con-trails full of 5G anthrax birth control
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mabel! The clouds're movin' the wrong way!
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't share a link to the track, but you guys should check this album out if you like Vangelis' original Blade Runner score.
Track from Analog Sweden's kick-ass homage to Vangelis
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