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El Viejito Danny

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I was told there would be donuts.

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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 23h
I have no concept of time, but found out today is Saturday
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Elitedance Dancelite: Street Dance in Cuba
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Picking up a pack of magnums (The ice cream Cochinos)
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nopales con tomates serranos y un huevo
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me share my experience so far retiring at 55 like we are supposed to do. Moved to Mexico, adjusted my lifestyle to a much slower pace. Keeping busy, there's always something to do at the ranch. Spending came to a massive halt, but it's fine. I don't feel the need for insant satisfaction.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Living in Mexico has made a huge difference with my diabetes. I eat a lot more vegetables and hardly any carbs. My avg morning readings in the states was 146. My avg morning reading here is 115. 😎
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spicy bunghole ain't no joke
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Since I moved I feel like I’m aging a lot slower 😎
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
find something beautiful and protect it from everything that isn’t
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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SML Jeffy: I Forgot
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mosquitos in Mexico hungry 🤣
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Pleakley Lilo And Stitch
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Greetings from the mother land-Mexico, traded eggs for tortillas with the ranch neighbor Life is good
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ice cream for breakfast because why not
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Cat Eating Ice Cream
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This place makes me aprehensive
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got that PT job lined up in Mexico
Person walking across the street wearing an inflatable suit of a woman in a pink bikini
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Man Singing Karaoke
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pepto is a lot stronger in Mexico
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WonderfulEd @wonderfuled.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Twitter rooms were our personal playground, and we reigned supreme like the coolest kids on the block!
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On today's episode of What the fuck was that noise. A horse that got a rope stuck around a leg. The other end of the rope was attacked to a plastic water bottle. Update: Was able to get the horse to stop running long enough to remove the rope. She likes apples
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Developing new routines to keep busy. I'm up to 37 soccer ball knee bounces and 10lbs lighter
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I learned there is an electronics store about 3 kilometers away My next adventure awaits 🤓
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nada que decir hoy
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you call your pet iguana, your “fur baby,” I’m legally allowed to mock you until my throat gives out.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The Blues Brothers: Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi Toast
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WonderfulEd @wonderfuled.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I feel bad for those who never go crazy.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#Mondaymotivation Watch what you eat
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years of callonization, enjoy your hotdogs on stolen land
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Almost time
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day, especially those Super Moms pulling double duty. 💪🏽 Stay strong
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@stonedeva.bsky.social Everytime I hear Endless Love i think of you and roller skates 🤣 Its been years but it is an instant flashback to the music room at Twitter
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Got bored, bought another Pen
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours!
Anime image of a rainy night
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Reskeet with a favorite pic of yourself
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WonderfulEd @wonderfuled.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Be kind, help others, and don’t forget to live for yourself.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Seems the cats like Vavaldi
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Sneezed so loud the music changed 🤣
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Conseguir lentamente más palabras aprendidas
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It costs zero dollars to be unstable, and I love a good bargain
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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You Should Probably Leave
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Emotional support Michelada
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🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Get in loser, We're going to unplug some Teslas
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Buenos dias
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pet peeve. When someone doesn't know how to use a stainless steel pan properly
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Cowboy Bebop: Spike Spiegel's Eye Twitch
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Ai, Amor
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Can’t legally work just yet, but it’s Mexico and there’s always a hustle. Made 2000 pesos this morning sharpening knives Mexi-CAN 😎
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hairless dog named Harry
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Sugar levels on foods surprisingly has been helpful for me
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
*increases font size
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Her Mom told me she used to dance So we danced Already her favorite 😎
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Dynamic Ballroom Dance Performance
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
DMing people from Twitter like: Do you remember if I hate you or not?
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