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El Viejito Danny

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I was told there would be donuts.

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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have no concept of time, but found out today is Saturday
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Elitedance Dancelite: Street Dance in Cuba
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ewe
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Picking up a pack of magnums (The ice cream Cochinos)
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gregory from Abbott Elementary Hides in Car
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not the old account. I haven't followed any of the Sopas. I'll do that this week
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nopales con tomates serranos y un huevo
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm diabetic as well so my diet is primarily vegetables and chicken. Rice and French fries are a rare occasion. My avg moring reading prior to moving ranged from 140-180 Happy to report this less stressful life and diet, my avg is now 108-114. Life, is great
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me share my experience so far retiring at 55 like we are supposed to do. Moved to Mexico, adjusted my lifestyle to a much slower pace. Keeping busy, there's always something to do at the ranch. Spending came to a massive halt, but it's fine. I don't feel the need for insant satisfaction.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Living in Mexico has made a huge difference with my diabetes. I eat a lot more vegetables and hardly any carbs. My avg morning readings in the states was 146. My avg morning reading here is 115. 😎
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💪
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spicy bunghole ain't no joke
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Since I moved I feel like I’m aging a lot slower 😎
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
find something beautiful and protect it from everything that isn’t
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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SML Jeffy: I Forgot
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mosquitos in Mexico hungry 🤣
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Pleakley Lilo And Stitch
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Greetings from the mother land-Mexico, traded eggs for tortillas with the ranch neighbor Life is good
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ice cream for breakfast because why not
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Cat Eating Ice Cream
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Leo Laugh Leo Laughing
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This place makes me aprehensive
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got that PT job lined up in Mexico
Person walking across the street wearing an inflatable suit of a woman in a pink bikini
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Man Singing Karaoke
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Domingo or Ralph 😎
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Donna or Esperanza for a name
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pepto is a lot stronger in Mexico
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WonderfulEd @wonderfuled.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Twitter rooms were our personal playground, and we reigned supreme like the coolest kids on the block!
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On today's episode of What the fuck was that noise. A horse that got a rope stuck around a leg. The other end of the rope was attacked to a plastic water bottle. Update: Was able to get the horse to stop running long enough to remove the rope. She likes apples
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Developing new routines to keep busy. I'm up to 37 soccer ball knee bounces and 10lbs lighter
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I learned there is an electronics store about 3 kilometers away My next adventure awaits 🤓
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nada que decir hoy
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you call your pet iguana, your “fur baby,” I’m legally allowed to mock you until my throat gives out.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The Blues Brothers: Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi Toast
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WonderfulEd @wonderfuled.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I feel bad for those who never go crazy.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I gave up trying to decide what to keep and yeet. Packed a suitcase and called it done. New shit, new energy. Freedom
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just an edge, always keep what mattered guarded to yourself. 😎💪
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pouco a pouco todos os dias
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeet on the regular
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I may be the only one in this Mexico town who does.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Be man, use your shirt. 🤣 Joking. I have a bidet
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ooof, how the smoke breaks working out after hours? Long walks 🤣
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#Mondaymotivation Watch what you eat
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tony tiger , all that sugar like Crack.
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years of callonization, enjoy your hotdogs on stolen land
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Almost time
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pero....chisme
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day, especially those Super Moms pulling double duty. 💪🏽 Stay strong
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@stonedeva.bsky.social Everytime I hear Endless Love i think of you and roller skates 🤣 Its been years but it is an instant flashback to the music room at Twitter
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
😎
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El Viejito Danny @mandoq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Investment tho. I have a Technics 1230GR and never imagines I'd ever spend that amount of money to obtain one.
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