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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee

@manateejay.bsky.social
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he’s skeeting with the angels now

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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
they should make an ass that doesn’t need wiping
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
oh i hate this
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
oh i hate this
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
hey i dont think that’s true
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
you underestimate the power of my honk
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
wipe but not blow, too fragile
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
no. NO!
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
god i love how dumb everyone is now
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 8h
Bigfoot is real and he tried to kiss me on the cheek but I didn’t notice and turned away at the last second and he accidentally kissed me on the neck and now we just sort of avoid each other when we’re at social functions
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 9h
he’s right you know
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 14h
this is still goin’ 2 weeks later huh
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am going to become the joker
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Mel 🔜 GATEway FATE 504 @melshardae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy October baseball
Star wars hux meme from movie 9. I don't care which team wins, I need the dodgers to lose
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the funniest part about this is that I’m pretty sure “Head On” did not work
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the WSJ saying leftist policies “defy traditional political labels” because they’re popular is just 🤌
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
somebody is going to need to physically hold me back from buying this
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey buddy at some point you need to ask yourself if this is a good use of your time
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s pretty wild to be more mad at the women who are (rightfully) angry at cisgender men as a group than the cisgender men who are staining us all with their horrific actions
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am so good at my job when I’m not a sniveling anxiety-paralyzed piece of shit
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok this is an absolutely INCREDIBLE bit of investigative journalism and it led to real world consequences and I think it’s important to support these journalists
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEW: Brown Brothers Media — the vast content network scaled through the heavy use of AI + fake writers w/ fabricated credentials — has halted publishing amid what appears to be a Google crackdown on many of its sites. BBM may have been earning 64m+ readers per month. futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
That Company That Buys Struggling News Sites and Turns Them Into AI-Powered Content Mills Has Halted Publishing After a Futurism Investigation
Brown Brothers Media has halted publication at its wide-ranging AI-powered content farm empire -- for now, at least.
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just want that pure couch meat, no bones
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was at my g-ma’s house and she didn’t have any 😭
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“to cure it of sorrow would destroy it” well damn
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hello dr. catbus plz rate my ramen bsky.app/profile/mana...
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a white boy can listen to mitski in a lesbian manner, as a treat
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember when “the national debt” was the number one talking point for republicans?
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know I can’t be the only one who is sick of the podcast format of “guy who is telling a well researched true crime or historical account to his dipshit friend who doesn’t know jack shit about anything”
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
your stuff rules so much
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
have you ever fought a woman trained in any kind of martial art? because i have.
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
those are some good eggs
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you’re right maybe some things don’t need to be said
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hmm maybe if WEB Dubois is what you consider a “stupid internet kid” then maybe you are, in fact, the stupid one?
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
had to check the profile and it’s mostly normielib-core AI slop so maybe this is a pro-woman post?
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he’s doin the twist, baby
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have no questions
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
women volunteer registered voted more than men
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lowtax speedruns keep getting faster
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh goddammit now I’m sad too
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my GOAT
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
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Support marlo
Support marlo
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP kurt vonnegut, he would have loved AI psychosis
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IWW stays winning
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah but many labor unions didn’t allow black people to join until the passage of the civil rights act so…
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok yeah this lady sucks real bad but can we talk about how this is WAY too many microphones
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
does anyone have common sense anymore???
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey the damp part I’m ok with
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