Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 51sa white boy can listen to mitski in a lesbian manner, as a treat 000
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 21mremember when “the national debt” was the number one talking point for republicans? 010
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 1hi know I can’t be the only one who is sick of the podcast format of “guy who is telling a well researched true crime or historical account to his dipshit friend who doesn’t know jack shit about anything” 030
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20hok yeah this lady sucks real bad but can we talk about how this is WAY too many microphones 030
Reposted by Philip Seymour Hoffmanateedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568141670
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026to put it into perspective, at these interest rates if you buy a house for $600,000 at 10% down, you’re going to end up paying the bank almost $1.4 million over the course of the loan. more than twice what the “cost” of the house was. 1153
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dexter. Deadwood. Friday Night Lights. Better Call Saul. 020
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if i walk into a job interview and the person interviewing me is named “Kai”, im walking straight back out 170
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no joke legalized cocaine and prostitution would have a far better impact on society than legalized sports betting and “prediction markets” 060
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026im at the DSA’s headquarters right now, cooking up purity tests you could never imagine. i have installed agents in the walls of every centrist democrat’s residence. we’re going through their refrigerators at night to see if they’re buying ethically sourced dairy products 0171
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i made paella for the first time last night and i forgot to take pictures but please clap anyway 270
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026alright boys, we need to come up with a name for the band that makes it clear that we’re not bangin each other 181
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026there’s an unusual amount of lesbian energy in this Outback Steakhouse for a Sunday afternoon 040
Reposted by Philip Seymour HoffmanateeCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com 8433631201
Reposted by Philip Seymour Hoffmanateefoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152590303
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026am i allowed to guess what the word is 160
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026what the fuck is anybody talking about anymore 060
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026AI boosters are unintentionally curing thousands of normal people of their imposter syndrome 0203
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i don’t want to contain multitudes, i just wanna be one guy. maybe 2 if im feeling spicy. 040
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026RIP Charlie Kirk he would have loved 9/11 031
Reposted by Philip Seymour HoffmanateePhilip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026live your life in such a way that your family doesn’t have to hide your burial location to prevent people from pissing on your grave 0163
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the humantaur is ruining my life. i can’t stop talking about it. my girlfriend is leaving me. my life is in shambles 070
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everything is cuck porn theory stays winning 020
Reposted by Philip Seymour HoffmanateeAdam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reposting this because 65185774233
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i kirked myself today to see if i still feel i focus on the pain the only thing that’s real 030
Reposted by Philip Seymour HoffmanateeBrian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026If you write "I work for Anthropic and I think it might kill humanity" and I'm not reading it off of a Dropbox manifesto after you painted the walls of the HQ I'm inclined to think you're not being sincere 171924303
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026have any of the AI boosters who keep saying “AI makes it easier to code software” considered that I don’t WANT more software? 050
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the only “concern” i have about trans people is whether they think I’m cool or not 0141
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026live your life in such a way that your family doesn’t have to hide your burial location to prevent people from pissing on your grave 0163
Reposted by Philip Seymour Hoffmanateedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Repeat after me: I am not dandier than Kyle Rittenhouse. I am not dandier than William Shatner. I am not dandier than Ross Douthat. I am not dandier than Joe Biden. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be dandier than I am. 061
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026my man’s going straight into the absolute unit collection 080
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026homemade okonomiyaki with @tineeseahorse.bsky.social 051
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the best anti-AI takes come from people who actually LOVE tech and hate to see all of the oxygen in the room taken up by a product that is mainly a grift 1134
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i gotta find a way to make money off of this, it’s just too good 030
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the jury was hung, you say? is the jury single? 010
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026ok im on season 2 now and i thought you guys were exaggerating about how much of the show is driven by the fact that Reacher is a Large Boy, but no. it really does revolve around the fact that he is Large. 130
Reposted by Philip Seymour HoffmanateePhilip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 05/02/2024you ever poop so much that you have to check the toilet afterwards to make sure you didn’t lose anything important 161
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the bit where Reacher loves the blues but Finley loves white 80s music is so good 020
