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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee

@manateejay.bsky.social
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he’s skeeting with the angels now

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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
there is only one of me. so if i get murdered that’s the equivalent of 8.3 billion murders
Thomas A. Fine
@thomasafine.bsky.social
And yes, 10/7 is Israel's 9/11. Except that 10/7 was in many ways far far worse than 9/11.
One way to understand this is to observe that 48,000 Americans being murdered is the proportional equivalent to 1100 Israelis being murdered. 2/22
2:18 AM • Oct 8, 2026
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
every day that passes i become more and more vindicated
Matthew Yglesias @matty... • Sep 21, 2023
I'm skeptical that the handful of psychos who like to post hammer emojis at me are a representative majority.
untitled 1 @median... • Sep 21, 2023
but why would you want to be on a platform where the majority of us would rather you fuck off?
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee
@manateejay.bsky.social
matty i hate to break it to you but the majority of this website would chase you around with a shovel
9:36 PM • Sep 21, 2023
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have no questions
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
meme with two people walking into a store with the subtitle “clown shoes squeaking”
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chashu ramen for the ramen gods
homemade miso chashu ramen with ramen eggs, prime belly, baby corn, bok choy, and norihomemade miso chashu ramen with ramen eggs, prime belly, baby corn, bok choy, and nori
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zardoz poster “the penis is evil, the gun is good”
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
alright boys, we need to come up with a name for the band that makes it clear that we’re not bangin each other
a group of four old Italian men dressed in matching outfits, the name of their group is “Just Friends”
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday palate cleanse with Milo
Orange cat on a refrigeratorOrange cat on a counter
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh no
Warren G Harding, who ran on the campaign slogan Return To Normalcy, before promptly causing the Great Depression
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
am i allowed to guess what the word is
BREAKING REPORT
Alzheimer's Begins When You Can't Say
This Word
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump holding his finger to his ear from the interview where he says “this is the first time I’m hearing this”
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh my god i almost forgot about this
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
researching. doing better
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s still insisting that it’s Claude!
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh my god lmao
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how it could have happened 😢
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my man’s going straight into the absolute unit collection
Igor Chaika shaking hands with a normal sized man. Igor is not normal sized
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
homemade okonomiyaki with @tineeseahorse.bsky.social
Okonomiyaki, a type of Japanese savory pancake, with pork belly, bonito flakes, and green onion
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
for sale, baby shoe, worn once
a child’s shoe floating in a puddle in the street
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hey whatcha got there is that for me can i have it are you going to give it to me
Orange cat looking very expectant
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
yoooo Duolingo wtF
the bluesky and Duolingo iPhone apps. Duolingo is sweaty and has his tongue out in a very ahegao manner
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i think we can jump on another established franchise as well
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“what’s Alf hog” im so glad you asked
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hang tight fellas im trying to see something
artistic depiction of a Haitian revolutionary hanging a colonizer by the neck
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
im struggling to source a sound system loud enough because J Mascis is bringing his full stadium rig and I’m scared lmao
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
had to look this guy up and he’s got one of the funniest wikipedia segments of all time
Hafner said that he ran his 2018 campaign from an undisclosed location in New Jersey,
because of outstanding warrants for his arrest from Middletown and Freehold townships for drug and contempt of court charges. ! He said he had been in hiding since 2013.[6] To communicate, Hafner used
Twitter, blocked telephone numbers, and an email account hosted in Switzerland. I6]
"Catch me if you can," he said. 6!
Arrest and imprisonment
In September 2019, Hafner was arrested in
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hey NYC friends I’m hosting a FREE show featuring Dinosaur Jr and some other great artists at Maria Hernandez skatepark in Brooklyn on August 29. come say hi and see some awesome music! maybe you can teach me how to do a sick kickflip
skateboarding encouraged
Shew
BRAIN
Fender
ROUCH TRADE
sat. august 29
maria hernandez park free! all ages!
show brain and fender present
LIVE
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
chart cut off a bit but i cannot deny you the best part
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
one of the funniest times on old twitter was when aella hosted a gangbang for her birthday and then gifted us with the most incredible chart of all time
Aella's Birthday Gangbang
aella.substack.com
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Passed manual filter
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Passed auto filter
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Responded to survey
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Did Interview
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Got invited
Friends
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Didn't respond
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Didn't get ticket
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Got ticket
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Did STI tests
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Showed up
Didn't Bang Aella
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Came in Ae
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
trust me if you can’t see this image you’re lucky
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
why is this coloring book at the register at Whole Foods so fucking horny
a coloring book titled “dragons”. a dragon and a man are on the cover, both giving the trader “fuck Me” eyes
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
im receiving conflicting information
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
tale as old as 2018
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@calloway_teresa
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Replying to @calloway_teresa @PaulRepo and
@DavidKlion
I'm not Black Twitter. I follow Black Twitter. So I can understand why they ain't havin' no Bernie. And they really are not.
12:46 PM • Oct 22, 2018 • Twitter Lite
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the sexiest man alive
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
afaik this is where the “hobbits are a stand-in for english commonfolk and the orcs are immigrants who rape and kill” thing came from
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Elon Musk
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When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don't realize the horrors that take place far away.
They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor.
What happened to the nice man who was brutally murdered while walking his dog will happen to all of England if the tide of illegal immigration is not turned.
It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
KANYE WEST
@kanyewest
once again I am being attacked for presenting new ideas
4:57 PM - 1 May 2018
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
a very well endowed demon carrying around his enormous member on some sort of wheelbarrow. he is presumably a member of the intactivist movement. a woman next to him looks pleased as punch
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
turns out you can just make shakshuka. no one can stop you
the happiest little pan of shakshuka, bubbling away
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just found out that some people don’t like the things that i like
Finn from adventure time. he gotta gun
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
does this count as a meme
3 dudes in a park suckin each other off, a big ass bear approaches in the background
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lol. lmao. rofl even
Even with Al no longer in the name, the festival did have something of a tech theme. Dancers on stilts — dressed as robots - moved to a Spanish version of
"Achy Breaky Heart."
A dancer on stilts is dressed as a robot -- but not doing "the robot" -- at | Love Irondale Day, July 22, 2026. (Stephan
Bisaha / NPR )
There was a screen set up where festival-goers were supposed to answer questions to teach a chatbot about Irondale - but it was not working.
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Amelia respectfully what the fuck are you talking about
Amelia Fielder also praised the city she's lived in for 26 years. However, she's not opposed to the idea of Al in Irondale and would welcome a data center neighbor, believing it would bring jobs.She also said this year's festival was the biggest yet, and she didn't have an issue with its brief renaming after AL.
"Everything else is Al"" said Fielder. "Why not?"
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
humanity will be studying for centuries the mass psychosis event that the early stages of AI development caused. what do you MEAN you renamed your small town’s summer festival “AI Love Irondale Day”???
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
this man doesn’t even know it’s Monday
Orange cat hides under the covers Orange cat peeks out from the covers. he doesn’t understand why I’m leaving him
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lmao
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
: Anonymous
07/28/21(Wed)12:28:37 No.64744227
>looking for a new website
>ask the developer
if their
avebsite is creepy or wet
›she doesnt understand pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "its a good website sir"
> log in
>its wet
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#RIPBOZO
Screenshot of It’s Always Sunny scene where Dennis is pointing at a painting saying “I’ve had enough of this dude” but it’s Lindsey Graham instead
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
im listening
A 50 Foot Tall Woman is good for the solar system
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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
my review of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy: more like The Dummy
promotional poster for Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
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