Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026there is only one of me. so if i get murdered that’s the equivalent of 8.3 billion murders 1201
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026every day that passes i become more and more vindicated 170
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026alright boys, we need to come up with a name for the band that makes it clear that we’re not bangin each other 181
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026am i allowed to guess what the word is 160
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026oh my god i almost forgot about this 040
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026it’s still insisting that it’s Claude! 210
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026my man’s going straight into the absolute unit collection 080
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026homemade okonomiyaki with @tineeseahorse.bsky.social 051
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hey whatcha got there is that for me can i have it are you going to give it to me 1141
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i think we can jump on another established franchise as well 010
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“what’s Alf hog” im so glad you asked 110
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026hang tight fellas im trying to see something 081
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026im struggling to source a sound system loud enough because J Mascis is bringing his full stadium rig and I’m scared lmao 130
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026had to look this guy up and he’s got one of the funniest wikipedia segments of all time 040
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026hey NYC friends I’m hosting a FREE show featuring Dinosaur Jr and some other great artists at Maria Hernandez skatepark in Brooklyn on August 29. come say hi and see some awesome music! maybe you can teach me how to do a sick kickflip 5299
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026chart cut off a bit but i cannot deny you the best part 3100
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026one of the funniest times on old twitter was when aella hosted a gangbang for her birthday and then gifted us with the most incredible chart of all time 5254
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026why is this coloring book at the register at Whole Foods so fucking horny 030
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 05/08/2026im receiving conflicting information 010
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026afaik this is where the “hobbits are a stand-in for english commonfolk and the orcs are immigrants who rape and kill” thing came from 150
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. 130
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026turns out you can just make shakshuka. no one can stop you 060
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026just found out that some people don’t like the things that i like 030
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Amelia respectfully what the fuck are you talking about 130
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026humanity will be studying for centuries the mass psychosis event that the early stages of AI development caused. what do you MEAN you renamed your small town’s summer festival “AI Love Irondale Day”??? 1140
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026this man doesn’t even know it’s Monday 2213
Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026my review of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy: more like The Dummy 141