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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you're going to resort to cannibalism, be ethical about it. This is why I only eat clones of Hitler, aka Argentinian wagyu.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Q: who is more divorced than Tom Brady? A:

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Introduced my partner to one of my best friends in grad school and they have a lot of common interests. Life is beautiful.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There's nothing in the FBI handbook that says a dog can't be a special agent.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Aka Dr. Thaddeus Venture in a toupee.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Is Netflix dialing down the ambient noise from the stadium or are the Australians being golf tournament polite while watching this game?

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How to win at Thunderdome: One person goes in, and I lock the cage behind them.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This feels like a very elaborate murder-for-hire. Instead of going and finding a hitman, somebody convinced their victim to do something incredibly suicidal. Some call James Patterson's ghost writer to take notes.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My man lookd like he's receiving an Employee of the Month trophy from the second most lethal mid-security prison in Arkansas

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's a take that we must all take seriously because The Atlantic has written multiple profiles assuring us that this white man is NOT a racist.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My dog does a great impersonation of Otzi the Iceman.

My dog laying on the couch, one arm going across his chest.

Otzi the Iceman, one arm going across his chest.

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Phillip Morris announces its new line of 'Dromedary' cigarettes, tailored for kids 13 to 17 with less tobacco, stronger filters, but the same smooth taste kids love.

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

the greatest post in the history of r/literature yes, poster's history checks out, probably legit

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If I don't eat Chifa at least three times, was I actually in Lima?

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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

One Hundred Years of Doomscrolling

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The first three Clash albums: the eponymous debut (UK version, obvs), Give 'Em Enough Rope, and London Calling.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

No matter how prestigious the publication, there is nothing more satisfying than holding a physical copy of something you wrote.

The cover of an obscure self-published archaeology journal in Peru and the first page of my article in said journal.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Lupe Fiasco should have been a bigger star than Kanye West.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

You have to skirt a plurality of labor laws to get a troupe of backup dancers shorter than Shakira.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

On an unrelated note: the Jim Irsay Band had far more going on than JD & the Straight Shot ever will.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Fuxing miserable is the best Mick Jagger pout.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I do rather feel that they are attempting to set themselves up as sovereign citizens of Catholicism which, like, we already have they're called Protestants you can break away from the Catholic Church and do whatever you want, buddy. be the Henry VIII you wish to see in the world

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

There goes France's best chance of staying in the game.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I gave Mitch McConnell a lecture on Andean archaeology. He was about as responsive as the average student in my class at 8:00 am.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Owning a USFL team is the sports equivalent of having a Nazi tattoo.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Christopher Columbus's Eyes Wide Shut

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Soundtrack for riding the entire length of the Red Linenon a 90 degree morning:

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Radio Mad Dawg now playing across the friendly skies.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Soundtrack for wandering around the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

On a train car full of Ghanaians while wearing my Croatia kit, and it is the most joyful thing ever. This is why my dad immigrated to the US. Looking forward to seeing Modric destroy their team! (Fingers crossed, anyway)

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

How many more World Cup tournaments will Kylian Mbappe need to break Messi's newly minted scoring record?

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Please remain calm. Do not completely swoon at this news, we got two whole albums worth to digest in 3 months. (And maybe B-sides in 12 months? Plz plz plz)

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

First we outsourced our jobs and everyone complained. The we outsourced our goal scoring and everyone cheered. WTF America?

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The Magical Mystery Tour: A Paranoid Android Adventure

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Even as a committed New York hater, I can't deny the beauty of their joy. This is what America is supposed to be.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Whelp, that's it. Once the Spurs let the Knicks tie the game, they've ceded the lead in the long run.

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Malpaso Milan @malpasomilan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Katy Perry singing at the start of the US - Paraguay seems apt. Our evilest pop star inaugurates the evilest World Cup with the hollowest of anthems possible.

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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The planned closure of the Archaeology institute at Humboldt-Universität Berlin is still on the table. So if you haven't signed the petition yet, please do (and share). Archaeology has been a part of Humboldt-Universität's academic tradition for almost 200 years weact.campact.de/petitions/sc...

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Schließung des Instituts für Archäologie an der HU-Berlin

Die Archäologie gehört seit fast 200 Jahren zur wissenschaftlichen Tradition der Humboldt-Universität. Ihre Schließung bedeutet den Abbruch einer gewachsenen Forschungstradition und eine dauerhafte Sc...

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/06/2026

It’s not really surprising that people are becoming more distrustful and cynical about tech (and everything else) when there’s a constant drumbeat of stories, like this, about a seemingly innocuous game/tool/website harvesting data that is then used for murderous purposes:

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Pokémon Go Scans Quietly Trained The Navigation Tech Now Headed Into Military Drones

Pokémon Go players' 30 billion scans trained navigation tech now bound for military drones, via Niantic Spatial's defense partnership with Vantor.

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