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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 2h
Somehow “Washington has been assessed a five minute major” turned into a Caps power play???
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
About to go to the grocery store two hours before the Steelers kickoff. Please pray for me
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They are so bad at defending the extra skater
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen from the Pens, but yet it’s somehow only 1-0
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pens look so disinterested tonight
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got to tour Heinz Field as part of a work event today. Pitt’s locker room may be one of the nicest I’ve seen. Miles better than the Steeler’
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very fitting #81 scores on Dollar Dog Night
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mario!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ready to be pissed off for the next three hours
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
See ya later Flyers
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SpöksoNatalie 👻 @falconat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GENO IS SCORE
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unc still got it
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ryan Wilson @ryanwilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crowd goes nuts for Crosby getting hitting, 10 seconds later he has his first point of the year.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy first day of the NHL season to those who celebrate
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get bungled idiot
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stillers
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Tomlin is gone, but the bullshit continues
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Morgan @mport25.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Offense!
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J.D. Burke @jdburke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tuning in for Pittsburgh Steelers football
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pirates officially eliminated from playoff contention
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only week 1 but this might be one of the most unlikable Steelers teams I can remember
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For better or worse, here we go
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Once upon a time there was a magical thing called “Big East football” and we got games as stupid as Rutgers vs. BC every Thursday night
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lycanroc (dusk form), Scovillain, and Froslass are all Pokemon World Champions. Incredible
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Get that money Cale
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bitch and moan because you get made a bullpen pitcher. Get a chance to become a starter again and just serve up meatballs over the heart of the plate
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I will not post about Steelers preseason…I will not post about Steelers preseason…
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@REDACTED Hello there
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 08/08/2026
redditor asking the important questions
Reddit post:

"Can I smoke weed after being shot in the head ?
Cannabis
I was recently shot in the head by a friend of mine ( accident) and this bad bitch wants to match with me after i get out of the hospital will i be okay smoking a blunt or 2?"
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don’t understand that Koivunen contract at all
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/08/2026
You ever think about how Rubber Soul, Revolver, and Sgt. Pepper came out in a single stretch of 19 months
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🐧 @malkincookies.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Strange New Worlds new episode might be one of the scariest, most unsettling episode of Star Trek that I’ve watched
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gave a gray alien a Faygo Moon Mist and it fucking died
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We really need to normalize the assumption that anyone using Grok is a CSAM-loving pervert
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