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Cap'n Cupcake

@maliceunchained.bsky.social
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Professional procrastinator. Author. Geek. He/Him. Pseudo-husband. Father to a little Smidge. THE SANGUINE DUSK, available now at all good online retailers, and ebook formats!

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frey 🏳️‍⚧️ (extra gay) @freydraws.bsky.social · 5h
you're not sticking it to JKR by participating in the draco trend, the only way to do that is to not engage with her crap at all. also let's like. not use misogynist incel terminology? death of the author only works when the author is not actively harming people (like when they're actually dead).
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frey 🏳️‍⚧️ (extra gay) @freydraws.bsky.social · 5h
it's been extremely disappointing and frustrating seeing several people i followed participate. atp if you're still on board with the fuckass wizard series to any degree you are just choosing to ignore the damage she has done to trans people and i do not consider you an ally.
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V-Rider 🏍️ @vriderch.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't fucking draw it. Don't fucking BUY it. Don't fucking talk about it. Let. It. DIE.
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another 19 occurrences of a word. Here's a good one, also of Deimos having a bad time. If you think this happens to him a lot...you're not wrong. #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
A story excerpt, white text on a black background. The word 'guard' is highlighted in green. The excerpt reads:

I spat blood, but I had no chance to recover as she appeared at my front again, unleashing a rapid flurry of strikes that broke through my guard and opened three separate gashes on my arm, and another on my exposed shoulder. Again the burning cold began to set in, and I felt my arms moving slower, responding a split second after I’d made the choice to move
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things That Can Fly
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Thirea @thirea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Witchtember 2026 29. Owl [ #thiwitchtember2026 #thiwitchtember #witchtember2026 #witchtember ]
Character design sheet of a feathered witch. Part of my Witchtember 2026 series, 29th day - Owl.
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, finally weiting again: Oh hell yeah, this plot point in the prologue is so good! My Brain going full Asshole mode: Yeah, but the readers will see it a mile off. They'll instantly get which plot point is going to come back. Bet you. Me: oh FUCK OFF #WritingCommunity #WriteSky
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Voirey Linger @voireylinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Friends, Spooky season is upon us. Remember... foods dyed black with charcoal can interfere with medications. Don't eat them if you have an Rx
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know there is a hell of a lot going on right now. But not all of it is bad. Some is astonishingly good - like the results of this study from June. Cervical cancer is a terribly cruel thing. This might, at long last, be the beginning of the end of it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News headline "Young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death after HPV jab"
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PJC Cahill @pjccahill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since there's reasonable buy-in for the term in my circle, here's an OFFICIAL post for it. Traumamuffin: a character that is pleasant, gentle, kind, and/or warm, but has a tremendous amount of suffering, pain, and/or trauma in their background. Who are YOUR traumamuffins? #writingcommunity
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Zed Prospero @zprospero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please try to remember, the 1st of #Octember! We'll be hosting a ridiculous, nonsensical prompt game for October for drunken party game bullshit questions, and including various insane interludes of our skeletal host, Satchel Cumberland. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
#Octember

A month long series of non-sensical
promps abou your characters and stories!

This is deliberately unplanned nonsense. Expect drunk party game questions about things like how your characters would take on Godzilla, what a monster would employ them for, what fae creatures would find them hot... Etc.

Hosted by
@zprospero.bsky.social & a talking skull
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just straight up don't listen to the charts, because all the music in them is shit. Fuck you and your ignorant attitude. Some folk have better things to do than listen to mediocre music every single day. You obviously don't and boy, does it show.
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Terrorist regime ruling Israel is committing a genocide against Palestine. This is not directed against all Jewish people, because that's nonsense. All of those who oppose Genocide should oppose the current ruling body of Israel. This is not a question of opinion. #FreePalestine
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clearly I have no issue discussing politics, but I won't lie - I'm disappointed by the amount of followers who won't. Gaza, Congo, Sudan - what is social media for if not for unifying? Somewhere along the way, someone made people believe that silence was better. It never is. It never was.
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RJ BaHarker @rjbarker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like CATS? Like SPACE? Like MECHS? Like SHOOTING STUFF. Like QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ETHICS OF CONSENT IN UPLIFTING ANIMALS AND ALSO THE HEALING OF TRAUMA THROUGH KINDNESS Then, my friend, put the 6TH OF OCTOBER in your diary. Audio and EBOOK release of BEASTS OF THE WILD BLACK. (Tell everyone.)
A cat is looking out of a human space suit at you. That's what we call in the trade, a visual metaphor. Now comes the blurb.

Years ago, Deep Strike cadet Min Law was left behind during what was meant to be a routine operation. Though he survived, the resulting trauma almost ended his career. Now, as captain of the DST Thunberg, he is preparing to take his crew on a similar journey to a seemingly quiet world following a garbled distress signal. The mission is simple on paper: find the source of the call, offer aid, return home.

But nothing is simple in the Wild Black at the edges of the unexplored universe. As the crew of the Thunberg searches for the signal’s source, they find strange ships and corpses that shouldn’t be there. The mysteries begin to pile up. What happened out here? And why does some of the technology look horribly familiar?

Fortunately, Min’s team of animal counterparts is prepared for anything. The bear, Sitka Pete, is eight hundred pounds of loyal muscle. The rooks are quick and coordinated, perfect for reconnaissance. And the cats, Oz and Hinder, well, they’re just cats. But together they’re more than up for whatever the Wild Black can throw at them—even if this region isn’t quite so unexplored after all . . .
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My latest but also first novel - my first novel, re-edited with everything I've learned since 2016 - is now live! Available anywhere you can get an ebook, and available to order in your local high street book seller! Check out A LIFE IN BLOOD now! books2read.com/u/mgAnn6
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
A Life In Blood by Martyn C. Miles
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shut up you idiots.
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No 'observe', but I have 19 instances of 'watch' and its variants. So here's this big unpleasantness. #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity
An excerpt from a novel, of white text in a black background. The words 'watch' are highlighted in green. The excerpt reads:

The atmosphere in Ops was thick with tension, and I was sure I could smell the fear coming from the team in the room.
  “My Lord, thanks for coming,” said a young man with a light German accent, which I recognised as being the person who called me.
  “What’s going on?”
  The man gestured to the video wall, directing our attention to a paused image of Canterbury, as seen by one of our satellites.
  “If you can just watch the screen a moment, My Lord,” he said, getting to his own station. “This happened a moment before I called you. We...don’t know what to think.”
  He began playback of the recorded images, and we all stood and watched.
  For a few moments, nothing happened. Then the screen brightened to almost painful levels, and a circular wave of flame erupted from the area of the cathedral. It spread across the majority of the city, setting every building, every street ablaze.
  It was Celeste. It had to be. She’d turned Canterbury into her very own pocket of Hell, and this was likely what she intended to do across the country.
  “Goddess above,” Lorelei whispered, before wheeling around to me.
  “Deimos, you’re out of time,” she told me. “You have to go to her now, do anything it takes to stall her, just buy us that time.”
  “But-”
  “Don’t argue with me Deimos, just go.”
  I stood in front of Lorelei, my jaw working silently in numb terror.
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Thirea @thirea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Witchtember 2026 26. Fox [ #thiwitchtember2026 #thiwitchtember #witchtember2026 #witchtember ]
Character art of a kitsune witch, a masks artisan, and her fox-ghost compations. Part of my Witchtember 2026 series, 26th day - Fox.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Extra dramatic
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so glad Mo said 'sunglasses' here, because let's be honest the clergy don't have a great reputation when it comes to pullings down.
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm no arty person, but as a writer I have plenty of OCs. And if anyone ever did fanart of one of my characters...that'd be my biggest dream come true.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello new followers from outside the furry fandom. If you have an AI avatar I will block you. If you don't, that's fine! This account is mostly for shitposting, shilling my book and reblogging furry porn that I like, so be prepared for that.
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Ste Johnson @steillustrates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is the 36th Anniversary of The Best of Both Worlds Part 2 - so gotta wheel this out again - can i get 100 reposts (unsubtle hint 😜) This poster was a long long time in the making but it's one of the few painting's I've done that I'm actually proud of. #startrek #thebestofbothworlds #fanart
A fan art poster painting for The Best of Both Worlds from the 1990 two parter of Star Trek The Next Generation

A Painting of captain picard being assimilated surrounded by 6 borg
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My latest but also first novel - my first novel, re-edited with everything I've learned since 2016 - is now live! Available anywhere you can get an ebook, and available to order in your local high street book seller! Check out A LIFE IN BLOOD now! books2read.com/u/mgAnn6
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
A Life In Blood by Martyn C. Miles
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My high fantasy vampire novel is still available, in ebook, print, and even audiobook through Apple Books! This is the book where a friend of mine specifically wanted me to write him in and kill him, so...why not check it out? books2read.com/u/3GzNoa
books2read.com
Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Sanguine Dusk by Martyn C. Miles
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My stance on LLMs and GenAI: I hate them. I will not willingly use GenAI. Period. Full Stop. I will not knowingly promote your stuff if it uses GenAI. Period. Full Stop. I expect that a number of apps I use incorporate GenAI in some way. It's becoming inescapable. I will do my best anyway.
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Spider-Punk: Across the Spider-Verse
Alt: Spider-Punk: Across the Spider-Verse
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh cool, someone bought my book. ....WAIT WHAT Someone. Actually. Bought. MY BOOK. To whoever out there bought THE SANGUINE DUSK on Amazon, you have just made my week. Thank you, wonderful stranger.
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Given the creator having some shitty views and also just straight up being a plagiarist, you can def give inktober a miss! If you want to do a drawing challenge, you do you, but don’t feel like you’re obligated—we already do enough unpaid labour, let’s not add more to the pile.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For #Hobbit day: 'If most of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.'
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Erika Ishii's inclusion is not a "controversial announcement". This is elevating weird gamergaters' boring whining as deserving of attention. There's no "sides" to this, there's no "issue": It's a talented performer who's done nothing wrong being hated for who they are.
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Shimaira ⛥ @shimaira.com · 19/09/2026
Fuck all the AI slop flooding Amazon. Sigh the petition 💪 www.change.org/p/ban-ai-gen... 📚💙 #BookSky #authors
change.org
Sign the Petition
Ban AI-generated "books" from Amazon's Kindle unlimited now! There is no space for AI!
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Groltag @groltag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remembered my password! Two characters painted up lately #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #nerdlings #paintingminis
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Koro @kor0friend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s genuinely so embarrassing to watch Millennials and younger not give up HP. My (Boomer) mother’s entire personality most of my life was HP. We went to the Wizard world and everything. One day I said, “ma, JKR is transphobic.” She looked at me, without missing a beat, said “well fuck HP then.”
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Lynayru @lynayru.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying my hand at some 3D art.
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Scragglebird [Comms: OPEN] @scragglebird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pathfinder was tonight so have a couple of tokens I made for my Awakened Great-Eared Nightjar named Strig!
A square token portrait of a great-eared nightjar. Their eyes are wide and seem to shimmer with constellations. A square illustrated portrait for a pathfinder token. It depicts Strig the Awakened Great-Eared Nightjar squinting in the sunlight.
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 19/09/2026
USE ALT TEXT. JUST DO IT.
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Thirea @thirea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Witchtember 2026 19. Ribbon [ #thiwitchtember2026 #thiwitchtember #witchtember2026 #witchtember ]
Character sheet artwork of a witch character who is a dancer with lots of ribbons. Part of my Witchtember 2026 series, 19th day - Ribbon.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tilly Norwood isn’t an actor in the same way that Word isn’t a writer
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No but seriously this is genuinely awesome
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was scrolling instagram, which is full of deer videos, and found this one video full of very good reference pics of deer hooves so I thought I’d share because it’s very hard to find reference of deer hooves.
Deer legsDeer back let Deer leg
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hit me with the first line of your novel, published/finished or not. 'People have asked me what happened between the end of my previous story and now, and quite often my response is “you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.”'
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hoh boy, this is a small yet potent snippet I feel. Deimos is in the middle of having A Bad Time. #WIPSnips #WritingCommunity #WriteSky
A story excerpt, white text on a black background. The word 'effort' is highlighted in green. The ehole snippet reads:

Slowly, and with considerable effort, I managed to push myself to my feet, wobbling slightly as I finally stood.
  A pair of pale hands caught me before I fell, the stench of sulphur filling the air.
  “Hello, mother,” I rasped, my throat still feeling burned and raw from the taste of her blood.
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 16/09/2026
I spent 8 years living in a village in the middle of nowhere not far from an immigration detention centre. On one evening I was locking up the pub (for clarity I worked there I hadn’t just broken into it) Two men appeared from the pub car park shadows. They were walking slowly towards me
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently this concept is difficult so i drew a picture
A very basic drawing of a bar with good on the left, silence in the middle, and evil on the right.
There is an arrow pointing to the division between good and silence that says ‘Where the line of
opposition actually is’

There is another arrow pointing to the division between silence and evil that says ‘Where people think the line of opposition is’
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Course: Introduction to Basic Philosophical Astronomy 
Type: Six-week evening class 
Location: Physics Building Roof 

Modules: 
Week One - Whoa, look at all those stars 
Week Two - Dude, there are, like, bajillions 
Week Three - let me blow your mind with some big bang facts 
week Four - d'you think aliens are doing this on their planet?
Week Five - Let's just chill out and take it all in for a while 
Week Six - Seriously, it's crazy how many stars are up there 

Image: figures sprawl on the roof of a building, gazing at a sky filled with stars.
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