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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
edition.cnn.com
Hackers heat French supermarket fridges, sparking fires and spoiling food | CNN
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers ​at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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feels the aura
ALT: feels the aura
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Swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Luke Vaughn @lukevaughn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't believe that one of the funniest Gravity Falls moments ever comes from one of the shorts
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Hobby Drifter in Tokyo @hobbydrifter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are two types of people
Megatron saying: I suffered! Why shouldn’t they?

Optimus Prime saying; I suffered? Why should they?
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we’ve gotten way to comfortable making fun of how people look and using “oh but it’s fine because they’re a bad person” as an excuse, especially towards women.
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
holy shit every new word just hits you like the johnny test whip crack
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Walter White: Fixing a Broken Plate
ALT: Walter White: Fixing a Broken Plate
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is my vent art
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shit dont even work on a good third of ai generated posts. still though i appreciate the thought
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
rule 1 never skip a dicedip video
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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mister money @mister-m-money.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a new deal emerges...
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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👑 Their Royal Afro Cat 👑 @chocolatequill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Floppa says:
A picture of a caracal edited to have angry eyes. The text says: everyone has anti-Black racism they need to unlearn, ok? It came free with your fucking being born in an anti black racist society
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this doomer mentality is how we wind up with such low voter turnout.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck ai in all forms mo matter the message
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take your rage and vote November 3rd.
Pissed off women can change this country.

Show up.
Vote November 3rd.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Desmos Studio @desmos.com · 02/10/2026
You can finally get your ducks in a row (and column). Type “matrix” in any Desmos graphing tool to get started. Learn more: help.desmos.com/hc/en-us/art... #iteachmath #mathsky #linearalgebra #matrices
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she jingle bells my batman smells til i robin laid an egg
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
she setup my setup till i punchline
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the ocean it just full of bullshit /pos
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that guy turned indian for a little while he uploaded a tutorial on how to turn indian it was a cool little saga
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The level of criminal corruption here is just completely off the charts. People need to go to prison over this. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Homeland Security taps $20M in taxpayer funds for pro-Trump ads
DHS has tapped $20 million to pay for campaign-style ads glorifying President Donald Trump.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pee nut butter belly slime
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Pixel Art Banana Character Animation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
theonion.com
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
im not fully informed on the topic so i might be accidentally strawmanning here but i think to a certain extent parents should be held accountable for their kids actions/keeping them out of trouble. But also i think it depends based on what the crime in question is
cartoon drawing of a girl wearing a hat that reads “this is my nuance hat” and holding a sign that reads “it depends”
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, here's a compromise: Print out the unredacted Epstein Files and tape them to the Kennedy Center. Boom! His name will be all over the place.
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hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
but the kind of person that thinks minimum wage workers should all move onto "more useful" jobs doesnt have the interiority to realise that they would no longer to be able to get drive thru coffee on their way to work or order a burrito at 2 am if everyone actually followed their advice
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why is 90% of my feed german
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Malachi @malachi-hamburger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i genuinely cannot express how much desmos has altered the course of my life (for the better)
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