hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 3hwhat if there were a pokemon held item, sort of in the same vein as eviolite, that reverts a fully evolved pokemon to its pre-evolutions type normal/fairy azumarill, rock/ground tyranitar, psychic/fairy gallade etc call it prototite? 000
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19hDaily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 77: Remix 17 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 6/10; Rank 61 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ok I lied it turns out i do want to liveblog TOTK criticism 4 years late windblight ganon was inarguably BOTWs worst dungeon boss, because readily available airtime trivialises combat but in TOTK, they gave you infinite free airtime against two dungeon bosses 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 76: Remix 16 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★★☆☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 7/10; Rank 45 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i never 100%ed TOTKs armor upgrades because its legitimately insane to me that part of the grind asks you to AFK for nine and half hours... but the part that actually made me stop was needing 50+ ice lizalfos tails, requiring you to kill 200 lizalfos, which is more than there are spawns 101
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is only 6.25% of the way there, im not 100%ing this game before im done with the reviews lol 010
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026im such a weird person because im watching a TOTK playthrough right now and i cant help myself but analyse their gameplay and thought processes and endlessly critique the game itself as i watch but its also making me want to replay TOTK 120
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what is up with the people who pin throne wishlists on personal accounts no youtube channel, no linktree, no creative works. not even like thirst traps less than 1k followers, averaging 5 likes on posts about videogames no one is buying you a 500 dollar anime figurine 120
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026being australian is waking up at 5 am one day and actually seeing livestreams when you click on your subscriptions tab 041
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i have a pokemon fangame concept rolling around in my head but its at the point where so much is different that it might as well be an original game 110
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 75: Remix 15 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★☆☆☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★☆☆☆ 6/10; Rank 64 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026im so glad this nickname i came up with on the spot barely fit lol 010
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pokemon black and white is genuinely evil for putting the fossils right before you get the bicycle how many players backtracked across skyarrow bridge and back on foot before but do they even intend you to do that? the fossils are level 25 (matching chargestone cave) (and eat shit against elesa) 030
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026for a vanilla pokemon game, not a romhack actually designed around nuzlocke rules, setting your level cap and party size to the next gym leaders LOWEST level pokemon and party size is so much more interesting and difficult all my pokemon are at the cap, and the bottom two tipped over 120
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 74: Synchro Wings 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 8/10; Rank 29 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026its funny that in gen 1, chanseys signature move (softboiled) was actually a TM that mew could also learn but even funnier is that in BW1, one of zoruas signature moves is an unobtainable TM (snarl)... because it was supposed to be distributed via mystery gift in HGSS... 010
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026pokemon black and white is funny because every so often youll fight a trainer with just one elemental monkey which means somewhere else on the route are two more motherfuckers with the other elemental monkeys 020
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 73: High-Fiver Fever 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 18 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ok this shouldve been fairly obvious hitmonleee and hitmonchan both went from 35 special to 110 special defense meanwhile chansey went from 105 special to 35 special attack! almost exact opposites of eachother :p 110
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bored so im calculating which pokemon got the best and worst deals in the gen I -> gen II special split 020
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026trying this in pokemon black (if im planning replaying the sequel 17 times i should probably experience the original again) purrloin is such a heinously bad pokemon im trying to make it do literally anything but it couldnt solo a single pokemon across all of the first split 010
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 72: Feeding the Beast 2 Music: ★★☆☆☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★☆☆ 5/10; Rank 73 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026what if people played pokemon like fire emblem classic mode save before each fight, reset if you take a death, and if you cant find a way out without taking a death (or dont want to reset for a difficult or rare out), thats when you box a pokemon 011
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 71: Germ Aerobics 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 18 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026OH MY GOD THAT SECOND TO LAST LESSON TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO DO BUT A PASS IS A PASS BABY (BEBE) OTHERWORLDLY SKILL TIME 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Bonus Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Cast of Characters Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 10/10; Rank 1 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026nintendo sending me a survey asking me why i havent bought fortunes weave when i apparently love fire emblem IT COSTS A HUNDRED AND TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!! 000
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 70: Remix 14 Music: ★☆☆☆☆ Gameplay: ★☆☆☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★☆☆☆☆ 2/10; Rank 82 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 69: Synchro Wings Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★☆ 8/10; Rank 25 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 68: Pop, Don't Drop 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 7/10; Rank 49 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026almost didnt replay it because metroid 1 exhausted me so quickly that i forgot i loved metroid 2 010
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026another metroid (two) take (because im playing metroid 2) its crazy how some people will go crazy over recommending zero mission over metroid 1, but those same people (no this isnt the goomba fallacy) will recommend AM2R over metroid 2 metroid 2 aged a thousand times better than metroid 1!!! 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026its funny how metroidvania veterans talk about metroid fusion and dread as though theyre more linear than super mario and then you hear a casual players opinion and they say "this is the only game ive played where i got lost with an objective marker on screen" 320
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i dont have an explanation but these two are the same person 000
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026yk its funny how "a link to the past" would make sense as a subtitle for a lot of zelda games, but not a link to the past 110
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i think my biggest pokemon pet peeve that im also sometimes guilty of is when people calculate the power of a move and call it base power no, STAB super-effective sharpness night slash isnt 315 "base power". its just 315 "power". youre no longer talking about base power once you add multipliers 000
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 67: Slice N Dice Kitchen 2 Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★☆☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 12 of 82 110
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I forgot about diffusion beam..... am i a metroid larper... 000
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i want a metroid game with starter pokemon 3 core upgrades in the first area (morph ball, dash, charge beam) where advanced tech and pathing is required in order to acquire all 3, so on a first-time playthrough you only get to have one for the first few hours 130
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 66: Space Sentry 2 Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 10/10; Rank 1 of 82 110
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i decided it was about time i do hollow knight steel soul and i accidentally got the first speedrun achievement too lol 010
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026whenever nintendo releases a complete 9+/10 singleplayer title, they inevitably release some bullshit like "luigis mansion 3 + polterpups pizzaria" no one wanted that retroactively breaks the entire game but when you ask nintendo to fix the glaring issues in their brand new game they go 220
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 65: Remix 13 Music: ★★★☆☆ Gameplay: ★★☆☆☆ Theme: ★☆☆☆☆ Synergy: ★★★☆☆ 4/10; Rank 75 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I miss when youtube analysed all your data, but actually did something useful with it 10 years ago if you watched every installment in a youtube series the moment it got uploaded, youtube would start recommending the next episode at the top of your home page before you got a chance to search it up 110
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 64: Germ Aerobics Music: ★★★★★ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★★ Synergy: ★★★★★ 10/10; Rank 1 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Daily Rhythm Heaven Groove Review! Day 63: A for Effort 2 Music: ★★★★☆ Gameplay: ★★★★★ Theme: ★★★★☆ Synergy: ★★★★★ 9/10; Rank 13 of 82 100
hippo @hippoqueenv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026walked past a line bigger than the midnight launch for the nintendo switch 2 for wolverine, midday on a weekday, when it released yesterday completely different worlds huh 000