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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If they wanted to, the hipster Vikings offense would score Touchdowns, but those are too mainstream. You probably haven’t even heard of kicking five Field Goals.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever since Wednesday night I have been patting myself on the back for not starting Drake Maye against the Seattle defense. Who did I start instead? Kyler Murray. 😩
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The last MLB game I saw was Nolan Ryan vs Greg Maddux. No pressure, starters…
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oklahoma did not lose to Alabama in the playoffs, they were unfairly penalized by the NCAA for their Christian beliefs. They can still win the National Championship if Kevin Stitt has enough courage.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Is it time to start talking about a general strike? Because it seems like that is the next logical step.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2025
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“For your first job with the agency, write anti-Ice messages on these bullet casings so we can blame this on the left.”
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
One of these mammals is celebrating their first birthday!
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The right wants Trump to declare Antifa a terrorist organization, even though it’s not an organization but a set of beliefs about the world, so it is like declaring stoicism a terrorist organization. Under normal circumstances this would be hilarious, but I’m sure the courts will allow the regime…
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Of all the things Right-Wingers have done to distract attention from the Epstein files, murdering Charlie Kirk was by far the most effective.
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Michael Glasper @michaelglasper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Lenin discovering Alexander Kerensky has accidentally added him to the Provisional Government group chat.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
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Josh Hendler @jhendler.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Most precient fiction of the year is clearly @mikeduncan.bsky.social ‘s Martian “Revolutions” season. Here come Timothy Werner’s new protocols.
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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Imagine you were the richest man in the world. You could have anything you wanted, go anywhere you wished, do whatever took you fancy. How would you spend your weekend? Depriving the poorest people in the world of food and healthcare and boasting about it?
Elon Musk tweet: We spent the wekend feeding USAID
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The real DEI is Donnie’s Evident Insanity.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Andor is not just the best Star Wars show, it’s the best TV show since Breaking Bad.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Trump folds. Let’s stay vigilant because this is just the beginning and we have to make sure every move Trump makes that creates a Constitutional crisis is challenged. Hold the line!
washingtonpost.com
Trump White House reverses course, rescinds freeze on federal grants
The reversal followed criticism of the sudden freeze by the White House budget office.
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Rabbi Rachel Barenblat @velveteenrabbi.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I love this. #2: "Make people soup and do not stop inviting them over for soup! Be a reason for living."
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
FYI, in the 14th Amendment, the phrase “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” was there to exclude Natives living on tribal lands and subject to tribal jurisdiction instead (and foreign diplomats).
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2025
Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids theonion.com/egyptol...
Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Baker is the most entertaining product in the NFL
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Elf on the Shelf, Scottish Football Edition.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is Rosilind Franklin Williams, aka Rosie. Suspected to be half Chihuahua and half Dashchund, and 12 weeks old as of today.
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What I thought would kill me, by age: 0-20: Russian nuke 20-30: AIDS 30-50: Terrorists 50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
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Daniel | ScienceSocks et al. @sciencesocks.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
This is the last time I'll post about it 👀 Get those googly-eyed orders for the #puzzles in tonight if you want them on time for Christmas 🎄🎅 🔗 sciencesocks.co/pages/puzzle... Tell/tag/share a friend 🤪🔭🐡🧪
Pillars of creation with googly eyes
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I hate how black friday has gotten so commercial.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The reason they’re mad you didn’t visit today isn’t because they care about you, it’s that you’re robbing them of their chance to see your face as they gloat.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No one asked, but just in case you’ve been curious and just to shy to ask, my favorite dinosaur is an Ankylosaurus.
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“I’m not Chinese”—any Asian face will be suspect. “I’m a citizen”—this didn’t protect Japanese American citizens from internment camps, and it hasn’t protected others from deportation in the past. Carry your papers. But also remember how some refused to believe Obama’s birth certificate.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Look, I don’t see what’s so difficult about this. If you take a knee to protest police brutality, or speak out for LBGTQ rights, you’re a distraction to the team and probably a communist. If you’re visibly in favor of concentration camps and white pride, you’re a gritty lunch pail competitor.
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ea Nasir, our new Secretary of Metallurgy.
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Laura Ingraham says Democrats' platform is pot, porn and Planned Parenthood, and I think we've got a winning slogan for 2024
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MU-Peter Shimon 🀄 @mu-peter.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
☀️ Good morning! TFW you wake up "in a mood" and aren't quite ready to talk yet... The History Of The Middle Finger Goes Back Thousands of Years 🏺🧪 flipboard.com/video/insh/8...
Golden lion tamarin giving the middle finger
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
I’m a little jealous; imagine spending that long in college with no student loan debt!
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Dave @makhno666.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I’m not like all the other anarchists;
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 21/11/2023
Oh hey, cool!
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UK museum reclassifies Roman emperor as transgender
According to research, Elagabalus asked to be called "lady" and preferred other feminine addresses
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