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Jakob-Moritz Eberl @jamoeberl.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
When OpenAI claims "PhD level model boosts", this just means that they trained their stuff on all our papers without asking or paying us, we all agree on that, right? Also, the bullshitting - when will it end?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
imo the Visigoths should sack Rome again just to keep them on their toes
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
“We need to have a debate about—” No. No more debates. You lot have shown you can’t face up to the truth even when it is set out clearly in front of you. Trans rights now. In all levels of society. Or you are my enemy.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 06/08/2025
Niamh Callaghan, 36, who is reportedly still working on her shoelaces, was overheard saying “I want to go home”, despite already being at her place of residence. Please support us on Patreon & enable us being legit too busy to ever leave our homes: www.patreon.com/posts/134919...
“Homesick” autistic woman hasn’t even left house yet 

Image of woman sitting in living room with her hand on her chest and a sad expression
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025
111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All
111 Years Ago Today: War Declared By All
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Vanessa Wyeth @vwyeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
Tumblr poll from “lesbianalism”

Do you think you could take a werewolf?
Yes: 70.6%
No: 29.4%

In a fight?
Yes: 8.1%
No: 91.9%

Final results from 35,878 votes
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/08/2025
Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true self – but is reportedly unaware that your true self is an undomesticated bin creature.
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“You can unmask with me” says neurotypical who doesn’t realise you’re feral
A non-autistic friend who wants you to feel safe to unmask with them has no idea what they’re saying, it has been confirmed.  Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true self...
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/08/2025
If dudes are lonely, here are some suggestions: —Go to the comic shop —Start a feminist book club —Start a club where you all attend free lectures at local universities and then go to the diner and talk about them —Throw more parties —Join a maker space —Build a rocket —Shove fascists in the rocke
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 02/08/2025
One time at karaoke I was asked if I was in the local university's music program and I replied no, I'm just Autistic. Not the first time I've been mistaken for a professional singer? And meanwhile I know I'm good but not necessarily That Good
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 01/08/2025
Autism is a spectrum
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a man and a woman are looking at each other with a serious look on their faces
Alt: Mulder and Scully share a glance before both looking directly at the camera, with Mulder turning his head from Scully towards the viewer. Scully looks shocked and slightly disgusted, while Mulder has a very slight "I told you" expression.
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 01/08/2025
The X-Files has me by the throat right now
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sarah zedig 🐐 @handle.invalid · 30/07/2025
i will always side with sex workers and smut creators and you should too. kill the puritanical pearl-clutching brainworm raising a stink about respectability and optics. it is a backdoor fascists will use to sneak their way into your sympathies. porn is good, sex is normal, kink is human. grow up.
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 23/07/2025
Oh boy lads it's a pain day again
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 22/07/2025
Literally the pairing of all time (Im finally watching the X Files and Very Normal about Mulder and Scully)
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 22/07/2025
@support.bsky.team @bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app I find it very confusing why a well-known Palestinian voice like @mamafriend.bsky.social has been removed. Was she writing too openly about genocide? Asking too often for help for her family?
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sunless Sea for the 50th time > me ignoring my Steam catalogue
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 18/07/2025
Cats the musical, with a beat-by-beat summary of the plot and a full dissection of the Icarian disaster that was the movie Oh wait Thats my birthday party saturday And I'm the one doing the kidnapping
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neutral @neutral.zone · 18/03/2025
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a cautionary tale.
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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Reposting with alt text: There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.
Part one of two:

Screenshot of Twitter/X account for NYC Emergency Management @nycemergencymgt
NEW: NWS REPORTS FLASH FLOOD WARNING NOW IN EFFECT FOR ALL FIVE
BOROUGHS
Thunderstorms are producing heavy rain across NYC. Flash flooding is already happening or expected to begin shortly. Up to 2 more inches of rain may fall quickly.
Areas affected include, but are not limited to:
Flatbush, Flushing, Mott Haven, East Tremont, Coney Island, Crown Heights, Midtown Manhattan, LaGuardia Airport, Huguenot, Harlem, and Todt Hill.Part two of two:

If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground. Keep your Go Bag near the door and clear exit paths.
Avoid flooded areas. Never walk or drive into water. Turn around, don't drown.

Image contains weather radar map of New Jersey, New York State, Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts.

Extremely heavy rain is indicated over northern New Jersey, leading up into NYC. The line of heavy rain continues up through eastern New York state and into western Massachusetts. Moderate rain covers most of the rest of New York State.
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sarah / pixie @chocofungi.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
i'm autistic, how long do you have?
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 11/07/2025
wrote about how social media kills sex for @readlux.bsky.social lux-magazine.com/article/priv...
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Bringing Sexy Back
Internet surveillance has killed eroticism. We need privacy to reclaim it.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Last night at Moth Night, we saw a lot more than moths. The highlight was happening upon this beaver absolutely chowing down on some wood, corn on the cob style. You’re gonna want to put your sound on for this one.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
The end is just around the corner, I’m sure of it
A Penrose square with the labels:

im a piece of shit
i was cut from the cloth of god
what am i gonna eat
nothing is real
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 03/07/2025
Feeling v grumpy today and it doesn't help that I've had Hamilton stuck in my head, which reminds me of the real-life enslaved Black man whose existence was erased in favor of spotlighting his enslaver. His name was Cato.
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 02/07/2025
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a man with blonde hair is wearing a necklace with a blue stone in it
Alt: Howl from Howl's Moving Castle, an androgynous man with shoulder-length blond hair
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 30/06/2025
(Rewritten to slot right into Hallelujah) They nerfed you in the recent patch / I fear they fucked up all your stats / you're bottom tier, / now no one likes to play ya
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 30/06/2025
And even if they did, a living Autistic child is better than a dead child, every time.
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 24/06/2025
Bugs in real life: sometimes cute, sometimes unsettling Bugs in dreams: the most horrifying thing you can picture, WORSE
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 23/06/2025
If you can get them: ELECTROLYTES. Obviously water comes first but those little electrolyte packs, or even pickle juice if you like the flavor, can keep you more hydrated and therefore safer. This heat is no joke.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
A Persian phrase used when nothing makes sense any more is sag mizane, gorbe miraghse. It means “the dog is playing an instrument and the cat is dancing.”
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Heron Greenesmith, Esq. @herong.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Just a reminder to queer people not to let pinkwashing and anti-muslim rhetoric justify war or keep us from being FULL THROATED against war in Iran.
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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jeremy bearimy✨ @simplysope.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I been said that actuaries tell us the truth. Oh COVID is mild? What do life insurance companies say about that? Climate change is not real? Then why are insurance companies planning to refuse coverage to certain places?
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 20/06/2025
My dad used to choose his post-run Gatorade based on this thing, which may have been the only good it ever did (he told me he was always kinda hoping for SEVERE because the red Gatorade was his favorite)
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Aubrey 💖🏳️‍🌈 @clericofthevoid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Taps the fucking sign aggressively
Artwork of a golden sword wreathed in flowers, all in a trans flag palette. The white text over top reads “fix your hearts or die”
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 19/06/2025
One of these days I'll actually finish writing one of the 300+ stories all based on various dreams that I've had collecting in my noggin for 15 years
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 19/06/2025
Every day is Autistic pride day but today is double
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 16/06/2025
There are two types of dress I will accept as being called sundresses and most men still don't actually hornypost about either
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 13/06/2025
i don't know what to say except to listen to alaa
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Cute how they keep inventing new names to help women not realise they’re autistic
Are you a ‘super hearer’? Why some women can hear electricity, ticking clocks and their neighbours chatting from four doors down
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Sushi @sushifur.live · 12/06/2025
dragons about to leave the house be like: keys, wallet, phone, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, ko-
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 11/06/2025
Everything requires an app these days. "Download our app!" Download My Dick & Balls
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autism appreciator @magpieratking.fun · 10/06/2025
Had a dream last night that I met Mychal the librarian and immediately burst into tears, like a floodgate of grief and loneliness just opened fully. Woke up crying too. Anyone know if he's taken up dreamwalking as a hobby?
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