Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentAlly H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Stitches removed and cone of shame off! He had quite the busy day and is now napping. 021
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I have the Mewgenics soundtrack stuck in my head and it's @eviluno.bsky.social's fault. 000
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026OH MY GAWD IS THAT PRIVATE PARTY? #AEWDynamite 010
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentSenator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 11/02/2026Many of the challenges you face—from health care to high costs—come back to the poison of dark money in our elections. It’s way past time we pass the DISCLOSE Act and get dark money OUT of our democratic system!! 715356
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision 030
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Me in Battlefield running around with an RPG as a primary. The kill sound is so satisfying. My bad, y'all. #Battlefield6 #bf6 010
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 08/02/2026Wheeler Yuta in seven days: 516327
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentAL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 05/02/2026AEW is at its best when felonies are being committed on #AEWDynamite. 16711
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026My 14 year old dog is having surgery to remove a tumor from around his eye and also his eye. Please send all your positive thoughts. 110
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Punxutawney Phil saw his shadow today. This means his shadow knows his storyyyyyyyyy. MMMMMM MMMMMMMM #AEW 030
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision 130
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY #AEWCollision 020
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY #AEWCollision 010
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision 11049
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. I actually made this one the other night after I turned in my notice to my boss, so this tracks. 020
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025IYKYK #AEW #WrestleDream #THPS #DarkslideThatThang 1123
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 24/08/2025My wife made a comment that as much as @hangmanpage.bsky.social hates English Ivy, he's just as stubborn and persistent. 010
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I'm in Bend with a bunch of other old farts for Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys 040
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentLKW_Sports @lkw-sports.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Mom got moved from CTICU to MICU which is a sideways step in her journey. Her new room is alot quieter so hopefully she can rest more 🙂 Still critical with heart, lung & kidney issues but stable for now. Please continue to pray for her recovery & send healing vibes 🙏😊❤️🩹 Like/Share gofund.me/2dbf9cc5 2139
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Dame coming back to Portland is the best news I've heard all year! #DameTime 010
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I think @refaubrey.bsky.social and the game crew need to make a Double Dragon style game starring Jet Speed - @speedballbailey.bsky.social 120
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Outrunners with the Newport gear 😂 000
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 17/06/2025If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation 000
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentTAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 12/06/2025“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha #AEWDynamite 010813
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentLFCNev @thenorthsace.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Every 90’s Hip Hop video 251154213
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentJulia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket? 1014525
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentI 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Who said a mud bath is for humans only 791312123
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window. Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window. 000
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club. 010
Reposted by Derplord the Magnificentdissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 06/06/2025equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped 621554
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I've just discovered my dog likes jazz. 000
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/06/2025What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better. 000
Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen. I am grieving. It costs $380 to fix. I am cry. 000
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentThe Bastard MAC @ryehenmac84.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Everyone else: "Coroner" Taz: 317849
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentCecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages? 510032
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentSpoon & Tamago @spoon-tamago.bsky.social · 05/05/2025This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio 196180982935
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/05/2025If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life. It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior. 863253519
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentMike R @reamessiah29.bsky.social · 01/05/2025At their age? Not a chance 021
Reposted by Derplord the MagnificentCEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture. 69159053235
Reposted by Derplord the Magnificentsoutherngent61.bsky.social @southerngent61.bsky.social · 30/04/2025if a piss soaked cigarette butt in the urinal of a dive bar bathroom were a person… 4792