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Derplord the Magnificent

@magnificentderp.bsky.social
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Human Disaster | Memer | Instigator | Menace | Artist | Photographer | Musician | Majestic in the Wild | Shitposter Extraordinaire | Anti-Corpo

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Ally H @thehoffpdx.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Stitches removed and cone of shame off! He had quite the busy day and is now napping.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I have the Mewgenics soundtrack stuck in my head and it's @eviluno.bsky.social's fault.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
OH MY GAWD IS THAT PRIVATE PARTY? #AEWDynamite
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Senator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 11/02/2026
Many of the challenges you face—from health care to high costs—come back to the poison of dark money in our elections. It’s way past time we pass the DISCLOSE Act and get dark money OUT of our democratic system!!
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
In each case, the end result involved a sudden lack of Slapnuts.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision
4 panel vertical meme with a fan's shocked face reaction. A laser shooting out of his mouth in panel 4. The caption says "My Shadow" on line 1, "knows my" on line 2, "Storrrrr" on line 3, and "EEEEEEEEEEE" on line 4 with the laser face.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Me in Battlefield running around with an RPG as a primary. The kill sound is so satisfying. My bad, y'all. #Battlefield6 #bf6
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 08/02/2026
Wheeler Yuta in seven days:
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Rad AF
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
AEW is at its best when felonies are being committed on #AEWDynamite.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My 14 year old dog is having surgery to remove a tumor from around his eye and also his eye. Please send all your positive thoughts.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Punxutawney Phil saw his shadow today. This means his shadow knows his storyyyyyyyyy. MMMMMM MMMMMMMM #AEW
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision
bobby hill singing my shadow knows my story
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY #AEWCollision
Yoda singing Tamaso Ciampa's theme song. I bet you heard it in his voice.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRRREEEYYYYYYYY #AEWCollision
Shaq singing meme
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORRRRRREEEEEYYYY #AEWCollision
Cat in a cowboy hat singing My shadow knows my story
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#AEW
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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A Tesla Cybertruck parked right next to a Dumpster
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. I actually made this one the other night after I turned in my notice to my boss, so this tracks.
Yoda saying around he fucked find out he did
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
IYKYK #AEW #WrestleDream #THPS #DarkslideThatThang
A meme turning the AEW wrestle dream set into a level for Darby Allin's Pro Skater. He'd better darkslide the replica St. Louis arch!
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Too sweet!
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My wife made a comment that as much as @hangmanpage.bsky.social hates English Ivy, he's just as stubborn and persistent.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I'm in Bend with a bunch of other old farts for Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys
46 year old punk with a pink and neon green Mohawk at an outdoor concert
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LKW_Sports @lkw-sports.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Mom got moved from CTICU to MICU which is a sideways step in her journey. Her new room is alot quieter so hopefully she can rest more 🙂 Still critical with heart, lung & kidney issues but stable for now. Please continue to pray for her recovery & send healing vibes 🙏😊❤️‍🩹 Like/Share gofund.me/2dbf9cc5
University Hospital in Cleveland OHUniversity Hospital Campus & Cleveland Skyline
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Dame coming back to Portland is the best news I've heard all year! #DameTime
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I think @refaubrey.bsky.social and the game crew need to make a Double Dragon style game starring Jet Speed - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Outrunners with the Newport gear 😂
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
The cartoon character Homestar Runner
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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha #AEWDynamite
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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LFCNev @thenorthsace.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Every 90’s Hip Hop video
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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Who said a mud bath is for humans only
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window. Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I've just discovered my dog likes jazz.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better.
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen. I am grieving. It costs $380 to fix. I am cry.
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JVDB @jaimsvanderbeek.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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The Bastard MAC @ryehenmac84.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Everyone else: "Coroner" Taz:
Bodybag Jones, from a PWI ad
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Derplord the Magnificent @magnificentderp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Linkin_Park-Hybrid_Theory.exe
A picture of lime slices on wire racks for dehydration with the caption "I'm gonna tell my kids this was LimeWire"
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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages?
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Spoon & Tamago @spoon-tamago.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life. It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
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Mike R @reamessiah29.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
At their age? Not a chance
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!"

Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"
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southerngent61.bsky.social @southerngent61.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
if a piss soaked cigarette butt in the urinal of a dive bar bathroom were a person…
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