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Megan

@magiclibrarian.bsky.social
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Librarian, reader, writer, maker of things. Autistic queer fangirl. Not sure what I'm doing but trying my best.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 8h
Did anyone else take way too long to figure out that the two old guys on that one Twenty One Pilots album was not an official photo of the band members? I was really pleased that the senior citizens had gotten so popular as musicians.
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RavenNemain @ravennemain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
An election poster that says “Vote.  I’m fallin’ for Colin.  Colin Robinson for comptroller” over an image of Colin Robinson from the show “What We Do In the Shadows”.  He is a bald man wearing a very beige suit, and the poster is also low-contrast shades of bridge and brown.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me to my baby gay ducklings, my friends, the people I have adopted because their parents are shit or they just needed another mom: Are you drinking enough water? Are you getting enough sleep? Are you talking nicely about yourself? I love you so much you're doing so great Me to me: water? Who is she
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
daily reminder ✨
DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD. instead ask: is it SINCERE, is it CATHARTIC, was it FUN TO MAKE, is it MADE BY ME, and don’t forget to stay silly
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My favorite bit right now is "______ is just a scam for Big ________ to sell more _______s." E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms. E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes. Please create some/share your favorites!
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
weird dreams last night including meeting @maggiestiefvater.bsky.social in a Barnes and Noble in a truly enormous mall. She was an employee because she couldn't write books after "the incident". I was trying to convince her that she could and we needed more of her books as she stared at me, haunted
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Lindsey Rachev @lrachev.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There it is.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me: a librarian with storytime training and experience as well as a storytelling class under my belt, literally professionally read to children My spouse: just a guy Offspring: "Dada read it" The nerve.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
On one hand, yes this will be interesting. On the other hand, If you've EVER seen an early 2000s film where a diary becomes public, we're about to get some hot takes on the Popular Kids and read some bad poetry about Fauci's crush.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!
Anne Hathaway as Penelope in her soon to be Oscar winning performance screaming I want odysseys in the odyssey 2026
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Deep in Rain Envy today. So many of you are getting such good rain, and I am very happy for you, but it’s definitely a “Lord I see what you have given others and I want that for me“ moment.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kara Jorgenson is my personal hero and also potentially a slightly more goth version of the little person who lives in my brain.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Was explaining to yet another friend why I call RFK Jr "Wormy Bob" and my theory that the brain worm is alive and piloting that politician like a Yeerk (Animorphs tried to warn us) and this man legitimately said to me, "He's done so many terrible things, I forgot about the worm thing." FORGOT???
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham has died. He is being remembered for the way he lived . If you do not wish to be mocked when dying , do not make your dying the only way vulnerable people can find peace
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RFK Jr like 😮
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We always have to tell people this, you just have to be louder around July 4th and New Year's because people who do dumb stuff with fireworks have already blown their eardrums.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Someone let ICE watch "The Sound of Music" and their only takeaway was "clearly the nuns are guilty" which is a wild take.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So the people mad about 'scrying' can easily find a solution to their vocabulary problem but it will lead them to a greater fear...an even bigger book with a lot of words they don't know in it. If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Informed my spouse first thing this morning that we're only referring to RFK Jr as "Wormy Bob" from now on so this is my Father's Day gift to the world. (You're welcome)
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@katriddell.bsky.social I would love to be your coworker because ~librarian shenanigans~but I do not think the universe could handle it and that's why we're being kept apart.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Me to my toddler: yes we're all taking a little rest. All the kids. All the grown ups. You're not missing anything. We're all resting Toddler: 🤔 Me: time for everyone to rest Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull
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Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
so you wait to baptize your kid, go to church at home, skip Mary and the saints, don’t like pictures of jesus if he looks too fancy then and pick a fight with the pope?? brother, if you’ve got more notes get a hammer and nail.
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The Bookseller @thebookseller.com · 19/06/2026
A group of children’s authors and illustrators have launched the “We Are Better Than This” campaign, described as a “creative uprising” against AI. 👇
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Children’s authors and illustrators launch 'We Are Better Than This' campaign against AI
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I saw an autistic comedian doing a bit about how it took her years to realize she was being bullied in middle school and as an autistic girl who was heavily bullied, my first thought was "damn those weren't even good bullies. Mine made sure I KNEW like true professionals" Which is probably fucked up
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I've had some folks recommend Scrivener and I recently got an ad for Dabble, a Scrivener-like cloud based software. Can y'all chime in with thoughts on either tool? Trying to decide which to try out #writer #amwriting #writersky #scrivener #dabble #justwriterthings
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Swatched yarn for the first time ever. EVER. I've been doing knit/crochet for 15+ years...
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Born to exist as the weird fae-touched woman in the village who is nonetheless valued for her contributions to the community, cursed to exist under capitalism in a single family home with no support humans within walking distance.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Do not spin, Abnormal, Bedtime are the 3 that would go on my enclosure
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It was an absurdly long Wednesday and I'm going to write a strongly worded letter about it when I peel myself off the floor of my shower.
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Can't prove this but maybe the reason for Attenborough's longevity is that whenever Paddington arrives to shepherd his soul on, he fends him off with his powers of nature narration. "The perplexed ursine psychopomp withdraws, his hunt unsuccessful. Perhaps a 1970s bass player will make easier prey."
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Kara Jorgensen @authorkaraj.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sex scenes in romance, if done well (or to my liking, anyway), carry SO much emotional intimacy and character work. There are so many moving parts, literally and metaphorically. Add in historicals with tons of clothing layers, and you're really multitasking, lol
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I don't have D&D on Saturday so naturally I've ignored my DM responsibilities to write the next dungeon and instead blissfully ignored that it will take me at least a day to write plot, build NPCs, make or get a map, and get some riddles and puzzles to mix things up. I will not learn from this.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't relate because I've never bought the good stuff so 🤷🤷🤷
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Kat Out of Hell @katriddell.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
On the one hand, I absolutely would be dead without my SSRI, but on the other hand, we all know I’m not the kind of person this administration wants around
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Could YOUR vacation rental host Eldritch Horrors? If you don't book with a company with guaranteed summoning-prevention, this could happen to you! Vacation rental agreements can be rife with loopholes. Look for the distinctive National Witches' Council seal on any rental agreements before you sign
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Told my toddler to eat, put the food in his tummy. He smashed his breakfast into his chest. Yeah I need to rephrase that
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When you finally give in to the urge to disappear into the woods and become local folklore 🎨 Sarah Graham
Illustration of a mouse in a cloak holding a toadstool umbrella, walking in the woods.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When I'm doing a thing I don't want to do because it has to get done, I become my great grandmother and mutter to myself that they'll miss having someone else to do this for them when I'm gone. It's probably not healthy but damnit I'm connecting with my ancestors.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hint: It isn't.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Pregnancy cravings have nothing on period cravings. Right now I want like 3 Scotch eggs, some dark chocolate with salted caramel, and a strawberry milkshake
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I just finished After Hours at Dooryard Books by @catswrites.bsky.social and it had everything I have come to expect from Cat and more. Her writing contains an aching earnest belief that things can get better and people can help one another that helps me feel less alone in the world. 5 stars.
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Necromancy and crime just got gayer! Come for the boys who like each other very much, stay for the snazzy side characters, purchase for the plot
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
there’s an episode where they end up at a social event with Will Riker and every single one of them does a completely different wildly inappropriate thing obviously several hit on him, but T’Pring might just politely eviscerate him for his daddy issues while Lursa wants to wrestle
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Anybody know where to get ghostwriting gigs that A) aren't a scam B) aren't just training AI
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
First he killed the last Pope and now this. Like Damn, dude. Get it together
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Dress shoes, basketball shorts, oversized sweatshirt. Yup, I'm in a hotel and forgot something in the car
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Finally called to make an appointment with a PT after over a month of back pain that flared up about once every 10 days. Please clap. Seriously, I am really bad at admitting I need help this is kind of huge
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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I forget the weight of it between sad times, but grief is so heavy. Carrying it is so exhausting
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