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There has got to be someone in your life who passionately wants to build the Lego thing perfectly. You don't even have to pay them. They would be ecstatic to work on it. Find that person.

I would like to say for the record that I have had at least 2 glasses of water today. My inner rabid raccoon is not winning today on that at least.

Hear me out: build the car out of Legos

Me to my baby gay ducklings, my friends, the people I have adopted because their parents are shit or they just needed another mom: Are you drinking enough water? Are you getting enough sleep? Are you talking nicely about yourself? I love you so much you're doing so great Me to me: water? Who is she

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My closest asian grocery store of any kind is 30+ minutes away and as a person who previously lived near an HMart and a good number of small Indian/Pakistani/Asian grocery I AM SUFFERING

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Let's stop being weird about genitals please. They are easily the least interesting thing about a person.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My favorite bit right now is "______ is just a scam for Big ________ to sell more _______s." E1: Gender is just a scam by Big Toilet to sell more bathrooms. E2: The moon is just a scam by Big Astrology to sell more horoscopes. Please create some/share your favorites!

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We need to write a petition to Big Biology.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I really feel like if you have hyper mobility in an area you should not be allowed to tweak that area. Like biologically.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

weird dreams last night including meeting @maggiestiefvater.bsky.social in a Barnes and Noble in a truly enormous mall. She was an employee because she couldn't write books after "the incident". I was trying to convince her that she could and we needed more of her books as she stared at me, haunted

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

You're just trying to enjoy a pool and these bees are starting the Bumblebee Crusades to earn glory and riches.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The bee is back telling her girls about how she tried to avenge their fallen sister, but the giant creature gently saved her from drowning and now she's rethinking everything

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Me: a librarian with storytime training and experience as well as a storytelling class under my belt, literally professionally read to children My spouse: just a guy Offspring: "Dada read it" The nerve.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

On one hand, yes this will be interesting. On the other hand, If you've EVER seen an early 2000s film where a diary becomes public, we're about to get some hot takes on the Popular Kids and read some bad poetry about Fauci's crush.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

That is why I simply removed my face.

dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

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I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!

Anne Hathaway as Penelope in her soon to be Oscar winning performance screaming I want odysseys in the odyssey 2026

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I would like to respectfully request that you release that top 10 list

CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

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Deep in Rain Envy today. So many of you are getting such good rain, and I am very happy for you, but it’s definitely a “Lord I see what you have given others and I want that for me“ moment.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

He shot me back with "Brainworm Bob" in like 30 seconds and the moral of this story is never have friends that are funnier than you.

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You can feel both things at once, that's the magic of human emotions

Kara Jorgenson is my personal hero and also potentially a slightly more goth version of the little person who lives in my brain.

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I'm ready to ship it. Collecting supplies, preparing for launch.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Was explaining to yet another friend why I call RFK Jr "Wormy Bob" and my theory that the brain worm is alive and piloting that politician like a Yeerk (Animorphs tried to warn us) and this man legitimately said to me, "He's done so many terrible things, I forgot about the worm thing." FORGOT???

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That sounds like the setup for a great comedy

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm just saying that dude's ghost probably has beef with Haydn's ghost.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

So there's some dude buried headless because 2 heads for Haydn???

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

SOME PEOPLE FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE, REALISTIC BRAIN KAT. DON'T STOMP ON OUR DANDELIONS, DAMN.

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham has died. He is being remembered for the way he lived . If you do not wish to be mocked when dying , do not make your dying the only way vulnerable people can find peace

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Honestly if you don't feel like you're a terrible Catholic, you're probably doing it even more wrong.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Imagine thinking you're more Catholic than the literal leader of the Catholic chirch

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Future Kat will definitely not resent Past Kat for this

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We always have to tell people this, you just have to be louder around July 4th and New Year's because people who do dumb stuff with fireworks have already blown their eardrums.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Someone let ICE watch "The Sound of Music" and their only takeaway was "clearly the nuns are guilty" which is a wild take.

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Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

So the people mad about 'scrying' can easily find a solution to their vocabulary problem but it will lead them to a greater fear...an even bigger book with a lot of words they don't know in it. If they get past that to the definitions portion, they may one day accept The Dictionary.

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Informed my spouse first thing this morning that we're only referring to RFK Jr as "Wormy Bob" from now on so this is my Father's Day gift to the world. (You're welcome)

I knew the Saturn people would show up! ❤️❤️❤️

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Proudest car achievement is fitting a queen sized mattress into a manual drive Saturn Ion and then driving it to not one but two donation sites because the first one didn't accept mattresses. A Cybertruck could never.

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@katriddell.bsky.social I would love to be your coworker because ~librarian shenanigans~but I do not think the universe could handle it and that's why we're being kept apart.

I HAVE ISSUES WITH THIS. Bought some "reflective tape" to put on our stroller and was originally pissed because it just looked like black. Description assured me it was reflective from a different angle than I was used to. I tried it from multiple angles. Bull. It was useless. I'm still mad.

Megan @magiclibrarian.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Me to my toddler: yes we're all taking a little rest. All the kids. All the grown ups. You're not missing anything. We're all resting Toddler: 🤔 Me: time for everyone to rest Toddler: (implied) disrespectfully, mother, I'm pretty sure that's bull