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Gareth Foreman

@magicgareth.bsky.social
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Former Mental Health professional & Magician (sometimes a combination of both), book reviewer and voracious reader, Buddhist, dog lover (esp springer spaniels), chef, saxophone player, enjoy listening to LPs and smoking the odd cigar.

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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So how are all the racists going to cope? According the Metropolitan Police the five men are from London and are aged in their 20s. They live in Westminster, Camden, and Willesden. They remain in custody on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act and the preparation of a terrorist act.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How long before he’s asking his mug supporters for cash to ‘fund his defence’?
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I picked this up from the library a couple of days ago and all I can say is WOW! I’ve got through more than 300 pages in less than 48 hours - it’s unputdownable!
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 22/09/2026
Come and join me and the Women's Irish Network in London on 20th October! womensirishnetwork.com/upcoming-eve...
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Women's Irish Network UK: Empowering Professional Irish Women in London
On the 20th of October, join the Women's Irish Network and Kit De Waal for an evening of creative writing. Book now.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My first ever chocolate orange sourdough loaf. It smells much better than it looks!
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The South Devon Players Theatre & Film Company @sdevonplayers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A first look behind the scenes at upcoming tour of #steampunk #horror #drama Jack the Ripper, touring Devon from Nov to Jan - info at www.southdevonplayers.com/box-office.h... #jacktheripper #theatre #brixham #devon #brixhamdevon #plymouth #torquay #exeter #budleighsalterton #kingsbridge #stokenham
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone knows Farage is a racist cunt, what’s outrageous is none of the other channels, especially the BBC, challenge him.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did these thick twats watch ‘Passport To Pimlico’ and think it was a documentary???
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in the 1960s some bunch of British upstarts called ‘The Beatles’ told American promoters they wouldn’t play if audiences were segregated. Wonder what ever happened to them?!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brilliant, every racist should be made to watch this!
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Duncan Batey @duncanbatey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am, at last, reading "Elric of Melniboné: Volume 1" by Michael Moorcock. I've only been not getting around to reading any Moorcock whatsoever for 40+ years, and I'm very much enjoying it. I can see why he and Elric have such a fandom. Swords and sorcery, with a refreshing wit and panache.
Hardback book face up on a dark wooden surface. Cover image of an albino male with long white hair wearing black armour and boots leaning on a black sword next to a stylised black tree against a light brown background
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Big Bearded Spookseller @bigbeardedbookseller.com · 14/09/2026
It's Monday once more and today I'm still reading Twisted Pike by David Barnett and hopefully finish it today What book(s) are you reading this week? 💙📚 #BookSky #AmReading #MondayReads #TBR
White circle on blue background with the text - IT'S MONDAY! WHAT ARE YOU READING? - in the circle
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The council should impose a self abuse tax PAYW - Crafty Grimes could eradicate the debt in a couple of hours!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I thought he was asleep. Fat, lazy, ignorant, diaper wearing, lying child rapist.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just seen the news looks very much like Trump was asleep at the 9/11 memorial at The Pentagon.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
30 years drink and drug free today🤯😁😁😁😁😁!
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Jas K @chesterkop @chesterkop.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Send him to prison along with his merry band of thieves #rats
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Close-up of a Rat
ALT: Close-up of a Rat
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let’s hope for some swift arrests followed by Farage and co feeling the full weight of the law.
theguardian.com
Met police launch inquiry into alleged overseas donations to Reform UK
Scotland Yard confirms it is investigating allegations broadcast by Channel 4 after undercover sting
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
‘My name is Ozimandias, King of Sourdough. Look on my loaves ye Mighty and despair’.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cannot recommend this book highly enough. An absolutely brilliant read, started it on Monday and will finish it today!😁
Front cover of ‘The Mercy Step’ by Marcia Hutchinson.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Next time some lowlife, ignorant piece of human sewage, Reform supporting, flag raising, woman beating scum screams ‘Ban the Burqa’ remind them of this.
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 07/09/2026
Electricity bill. Oil on canvas.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Save Are Wimmin!
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please RT! 👇 🙏🏻 X
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who was it who controlled the judiciary for his own ends - oh yes Adolf Hitler.
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage threatens to overhaul Lords and judiciary in Reform conference speech
The Reform UK leader promises to deliver on key priorities in the first 100 days of government, if the party wins power.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OK hands up we’re all guilty of talking about breaking electoral laws and laundering donation money after a few beers down the local haven’t we?
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage says his aides' donor comments were 'loose pub talk'
Two senior Reform aides have stepped down from their roles following a Channel 4 News and Verbatim film about donations.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BBC have already gone into arse licking overdrive calling Zia Yousef ‘Shadow Home Affairs’ spokesman. Last time I looked the rancid little gobshite wasn’t even an MP just an unelected wankpuffin!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good to see the Reform Broadcasting Company trying to be even more cuntish than GB News.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Farage taking money from a convicted money launderer. I’m shocked I tell you, shocked!
theguardian.com
Reform UK gets another £4m from crypto billionaire pardoned by Donald Trump
Ben Delo, who was convicted in 2022 for failure to apply anti-money laundering controls, is party’s second biggest donor
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Duncan Batey @duncanbatey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just finished Death Writ Large by Susie Dent (Oxford lexicographers again aid police in murder mystery), and just started A Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett (super-memoriser and super-analyst solve crimes in Roman-like Empire built on biotech culled from the very Leviathans that threaten it)
Hardback book face up on an off-white surface. Cover background is blue, main image of a stack of letters stabbed by a letter-opener. Author's name and title above in gold and white respectively Hardback book face up on an off-white surface. Cover image in purple, blue and green hues, main image a statue of a robed figure, two smaller, human silhouettes before it, all surrounded by trees and plants
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Kemi Badenoch is reshuffling her cabinet. Probably the only job more futile than the lifeguard at Olympic swimming events!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has Donald Trump said anything about the death of one of America’s greatest musicians and philanthropist Dolly Parton yet?
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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Duncan Batey @duncanbatey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just finished Never Flinch by @stephenking.bsky.social, latest in the Holly Gibney series, dark but warm-hearted gumshoe shenanigans, and just started Stranded In The Future, second volume of @robynhitchcock.bsky.social's entertainingly surreal memoirs, this time his erratic course through the 70s..
Hardback book face up on a wooden surface. Cover is largely green in tone, silhouetted trees and lit streetlights far left and right, central is a statue of Justice, blindfolded and holding up a pair of scales , one of which is missing. Author name and title printed in white capitals  top and bottom respectively.A hardback book standing on a white surface.

Book cover has a pink background, central black and white photograph of upper torso and head of a young white man with shoulder length dark hair and wearing a dark jacket and a patterned open neck shirt staring intently and pointing an electric drill at the camera as if it were a gun. Numbers like a clock face around the photo. Author name and title above and below in a retro sci-fi font, black on white banners.
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Jan Robinson @jaro4man.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Independence Day all. 🙂🇺🇦🇬🇧❤️ @juliasubbotina.bsky.social @taras19921.bsky.social @olgapatluyk.bsky.social @lisafarrar.bsky.social @coastoflife.bsky.social @bonkski.bsky.social @pickupsforpeace.bsky.social @sswu.bsky.social @gmarie55.bsky.social @nelltheweaver.bsky.social @rinne2527.bsky.social
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Waving Flag of Ukraine with Trident Emblem
ALT: Waving Flag of Ukraine with Trident Emblem
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Some people are born cuntish, some acquire cuntishness and some have cuntishness thrust upon them - this fellas holding a full house!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is what Saturday morning’s are made for!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In Bakewell!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RIP Juan Tamariz. Juan was one of the greatest card magicians, he created so many wonderful effects and his books changed the way magicians think. He will be greatly missed by all those who were lucky enough to know him and all those influenced by him.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
King Paedo and Billy Idle turn out to be slum landlords. Now there’s a surprise them profiting from the misery of others.
theguardian.com
‘It’s archaic’: the struggle to heat poorly insulated homes let by royal estates
A number of idyllic-looking homes in estates owned by King Charles and Prince William do not meet energy standards for rentals
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is a god after all!!!
bbc.co.uk
Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas specials cancelled after star breaks jaw
The sitcom's creator says he requires "immediate" surgery but hopes the show will return in 2027.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Frank Zappa told me broken hearts are for assholes.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty spectacular skies over Sheffield last night!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every media outlet should now ask, repeatedly if necessary, Reform to produce evidence of this ‘credible threat’.
apple.news
Farage security threat row: Reform deputy leader insists there was ‘credible threat’ despite police denials — LBC
Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice has said that Nigel Farage faced a "credible threat to his security" and stayed away from the Clacton by-election count as a result.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Beautiful - would love to hear more!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If he’s got £5 million for security why doesn’t he spend some of it on, say, security and turn up at the election result?
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So much for Reform’s vetting! Farage is constantly moaning about the threat to MPs yet it’s ALWAYS his own foot soldiers who want to inflict harm.
apple.news
Reform UK Suspends Councillor Who Said John Bercow Should Be Hanged — HuffPost UK
David Rowan also praised Tommy Robinson and said gay people should not have children.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Squirrel knocks broom down then pretends to be a victim. Original post
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He should be on ‘The Piano’ @jaro4man.bsky.social
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The latest Reform batshittery is sending foreign criminals abroad. It wasn’t long ago the Cons tried this and wasted millions on the ‘Rwanda Plan’. To make matters worse Lee Anderson is in charge of negotiations. Predictions on a postcard………..!
apple.news
Reform UK announces plans to deport all foreign nationals from British prisons to El Salvador — LBC
Reform UK has pledged to deport all foreign nationals from Britain’s prisons, with discussions reportedly underway to free up prison spaces by sending offenders to El Salvador should the party gain po...
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