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Gareth Foreman

@magicgareth.bsky.social
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Former Mental Health professional & Magician (sometimes a combination of both), book reviewer and voracious reader, Buddhist, dog lover (esp springer spaniels), chef, saxophone player, enjoy listening to LPs and smoking the odd cigar.

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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 38m
Ordered a new pair of sheepskin slippers today and the wool cardigan is on standby!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 42m
Given the fact he’s a Conservative, therefore probably a sex pest………
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 21h
And no tritones either!
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Duncan Batey @duncanbatey.bsky.social · 22h
Now onto Stormbringer: The Elric Saga, Volume 2 by Michael Moorcock, and basically things are all over the place, something serious is clearly coming down the multiverse pipe for our hero, but he seems to be in it for the craic now. I'm finding listening to Black Blade by Blue Öyster Cult helpful.
Photo of a hardback book face up on a dark wood surface. Cover is predominantly green featuring a white albino swordsman with long white hair welding a black sword above his head
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Big Bearded Spookseller @bigbeardedbookseller.com · 05/10/2026
Monday morning and this week I'm reading The Definitive Guide to Horror Movies by Kim Newman and James Marriott What book(s) are you reading this week? 💙📚 #BookSky #AmReading #MondayReads #TBR
White circle in a blue background with the words "It's Monday! What are you reading?" in the circle
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning all I’m currently reading ‘Who Will Remain’ by Kasim Ali and ‘Dungeon Crawler Carl’ by Matt Dinnaman. Happy reading guys!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely brilliant album!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope you’re ok mate!
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I asked some friends of mine to do a few lines of my poem ‘Ode To Square Chapel’ in support of my quest to help #SaveSquareChapelArts in Halifax. Without hesitation… they all chipped in. 🙌 It’s what friends are for. Please re-post if you enjoy! x
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry for your loss.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So how are all the racists going to cope? According the Metropolitan Police the five men are from London and are aged in their 20s. They live in Westminster, Camden, and Willesden. They remain in custody on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act and the preparation of a terrorist act.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So how are all the racists going to cope? According the Metropolitan Police the five men are from London and are aged in their 20s. They live in Westminster, Camden, and Willesden. They remain in custody on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act and the preparation of a terrorist act.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So how are all the racists going to cope? According the Metropolitan Police the five men are from London and are aged in their 20s. They live in Westminster, Camden, and Willesden. They remain in custody on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act and the preparation of a terrorist act.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So how are all the racists going to cope? According the Metropolitan Police the five men are from London and are aged in their 20s. They live in Westminster, Camden, and Willesden. They remain in custody on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act and the preparation of a terrorist act.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d never normally share anything from the Torygraph but it seems even they aren’t going to try and blame foreigners!
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RAF base terror suspects are British nationals — The Telegraph
Five men from London, aged between 23 and 25, were arrested 400m from military site
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brilliant books!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning all, currently reading ‘Crook Manifesto’ by Colson Whitehead. It’s the second in his ‘Harlem Trilogy’.
Cover of ‘Crook Manifesto’.Back cover of ‘Crook Manifesto’.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Funnily enough I’m currently listening to the audiobook read by Stephen Fry! And I’ve worked out what 42 means……….!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yet it’s Lowe who’s been reported to the Parliamentary Standards Committee and anti- terrorist group Prevent because of his Islamophobic rhetoric…….
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love that song especially the Ray Charles rendition. Keep playing!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It may be an awful song but I bet you remember the dance moves!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How long before he’s asking his mug supporters for cash to ‘fund his defence’?
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I picked this up from the library a couple of days ago and all I can say is WOW! I’ve got through more than 300 pages in less than 48 hours - it’s unputdownable!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Five Leaves Left - Nick Drake Smooth Operator - Sade Frank - Amy Winehouse Hot Rats - Frank Zappa Led Zeppelin II - Led Zeppelin Blue Trane - John Coltrane Leige and Liefe - Fairport Convention Basket Of Light - Pentangle
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Five Leaves Left - Nick Drake Smooth Operator - Sade Frank - Amy Winehouse Hot Rats - Frank Zappa Led Zeppelin II - Led Zeppelin Blue Trane - John Coltrane Leige and Liefe - Fairport Convention Basket Of Light - Pentangle
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com · 22/09/2026
Come and join me and the Women's Irish Network in London on 20th October! womensirishnetwork.com/upcoming-eve...
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Women's Irish Network UK: Empowering Professional Irish Women in London
On the 20th of October, join the Women's Irish Network and Kit De Waal for an evening of creative writing. Book now.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m going to try and get to at least one day!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tempted to make a very rude joke about a bed collapsing and a screw. But I won’t!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Morning all I’m currently on this, TBH I almost gave up after a few pages - very glad I didn’t!
Cover of ‘Autumn Of The Ace’.Back of ‘Autumn Of The Ace’.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Word Song by Syd Barrett.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ewok Powell embracing his inner skinhead!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A bunch of upstarts called The Beatles told American promoters in 1964 they wouldn’t play for segregated audiences. Didn’t do them any harm.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wait until he finds out about Jo Cox…….
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And tastes amazing!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very easy to make!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My first ever chocolate orange sourdough loaf. It smells much better than it looks!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The dildo of retribution is very rarely lubricated!
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The South Devon Players Theatre & Film Company @sdevonplayers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A first look behind the scenes at upcoming tour of #steampunk #horror #drama Jack the Ripper, touring Devon from Nov to Jan - info at www.southdevonplayers.com/box-office.h... #jacktheripper #theatre #brixham #devon #brixhamdevon #plymouth #torquay #exeter #budleighsalterton #kingsbridge #stokenham
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone knows Farage is a racist cunt, what’s outrageous is none of the other channels, especially the BBC, challenge him.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everyone knows Farage is a racist cunt, what’s outrageous is none of the other channels, especially the BBC, challenge him.
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m going to wait for the paperback or get it from library!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did these thick twats watch ‘Passport To Pimlico’ and think it was a documentary???
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did these thick twats watch ‘Passport To Pimlico’ and think it was a documentary???
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in the 1960s some bunch of British upstarts called ‘The Beatles’ told American promoters they wouldn’t play if audiences were segregated. Wonder what ever happened to them?!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in the 1960s some bunch of British upstarts called ‘The Beatles’ told American promoters they wouldn’t play if audiences were segregated. Wonder what ever happened to them?!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in the 1960s some bunch of British upstarts called ‘The Beatles’ told American promoters they wouldn’t play if audiences were segregated. Wonder what ever happened to them?!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whenever i ask Mrs Foreman if she fancies listening to some music 9/10 she’ll ask for that song by Frank Sinatra!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn lefties making everyone’s life better!
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Gareth Foreman @magicgareth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Melanoma has probably got a bigger dick then Jenner!
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