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Momshorts McGee

@maggiejean.bsky.social
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Extremely part-time illustrator, extremely full-time sleepyhead.

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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my husband locking the fuck in to absorb @murderxbryan.bsky.social and Chris talking about Watch Guys
it’s the dad from evangelion leaning in, hands folded, with a glare in his glasses.  Someone has blockily pasted a longines legends dive watch on his wrist and rotated it a little.  Longines: Elegance is an attitude.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my kids (4 and 6)are obsessed with this special, to the point where they are enthusiastically diving into the Muppet Show archives. They are leaving MONEY ON THE TABLE. MORE MUPPETS PLEASE.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this looks fantastic and also I can never see it, the anxiety would eject my skeleton straight out the back of my flesh in 15 minutes or less.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My current art obsession is this round ass Godzilla by Mike Mignola. Plump but still menacing w/ that classic Mignola line and shape efficiency.
Illustration of a plump Godzilla with their mouth open towards the sky. A smoke surrounding them
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
trying to keep my flowers alive through this nasty/dry heat wave to feed my BUGS
tall pink zinnias in the foreground with multiple butterflies, including a big yellow swallowtail and some brown skippers.  Background is a weedy, thirsty summer garden and a brown house.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
looking forward to an adaptation of Moby-Dick where the whale symbolizes nothing and the captain kills it easily and everybody agrees “yeah you are so cool and now we have so much whale :)”
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the gasp I gusped
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
'Abusive boyfriend issues surprising message of he's actually a great guy really'
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a serious tomato problem right now, in that I cannot stop eating tomatoes.
sue sylvester (the mean coach from glee) meme.  It says “Me during tomato season: I am going to create a [tummy] that is so [acidic]”
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
God bless whoever decided to put Muppet Treasure Island back in theaters this week.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I haven’t watched WWE in several years but I’m mad that nobody told me about Asuka’s toy poodle Big Body Boss. how dare you. I needed this!!!
an insanely adorable ginger brown toy poodle in a studio portrait featuring a background of sunflowers. the poodle has a big white bow around its neck with a sunflower in the middle.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s a skill issue Cat Power, I love getting my annual jab and my periods are strong, regular, and insanely annoying 💅
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Make it real
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Matilda: This Is Illegal Scene
Alt: Matilda telling her stupid huckster dad “this is illegal”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:
Cecelia Humiston, 22, lives on Chapel Street. She was asleep with her two-year-old son when she woke up to the sounds of a commotion on surrounding streets.

When she went to investigate, she saw what appeared to be a person lying on the ground on Pool Street.

She remembers hearing an older woman with a distressed family, yelling, “You took her dad, you took her dad!”

“They were with a little girl, she couldn't have been older than three,” Humiston said. “She was still in her Bluey pajamas.”

Humiston described law enforcement as “rude,” and said they barricaded family’s car from leaving. Another yelled at the little girl, who was trying to smell flowers.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
wow! crazy!
On this day in 1850 Presidents Zachary Taylor died of a gastrointestinal illness after consuming a large amount of cherries and iced milk on a hot day five days earlier.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
she could easily launch a thousand ships, now or thousands of years ago in the age of heroes!!!
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If anyone has kids or just likes kids and needs a morale boost on America’s birthday, I cannot recommend “America’s Awesome Kids” from pbs enough. My kids love it! There are so many different kinds of kids (and families and people) across this country! youtube.com/@americasawe...
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America's Awesome Kids
All kinds of awesome kids! ONE awesome country! 🇺🇸 ⭐️ Brought to you by GBH Kids and local public media stations, America’s Awesome Kids is a series of live-action shorts specially designed for child...
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My beebalm brings all the bees to my yard and they’re like, bzzzbzzbzz darn right, bzzzbzzbzz I can teach you, but you’d have to bzzz
light purple bee balm (a frilly purple flower) looking fresh and inviting.  At least three big bumblebees are buzzing around.
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
cool how this is an actual government job now
Hat: FBI female body inspector
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the anti-trans decisions will be used to terrorize any cis girls/intersex girls that fall outside of traditional (white, hetero, bougie) gender norms but even if they were just used to bully and victimize trans girls 99/100% of the time, that’s still terrible! trans kids matter on their own!!!!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Becky will always be my hero
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
@jilltucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
our bönded bröthers spend so much of their time cudling, licking, etc. They’re such a joy!!
two black cats snuggle in a sunny window
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
ugh I’ve been playing pokemon go and pikmin go since launch and while I didn’t do the scanny thing, I just deleted them off my phone 😢 if I can drop HP for bigotry I can for sure drop a few phone games for war crimes.
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
it’s fun because I live in a US world cup hub/host city (larger KC metro) and I’m eager to hear about visitors enjoying the place I love most in the world but also, every nation in the world should boycott the US government and this FIFA shitshow. Enjoy ur stay!
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Have a safe and happy Pride, friends! And, as ever:
a meme declaring "In this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross" with the flag being the Trans flag and the Cross being the Animal Crossing Switch.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's June
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
when you make up new rules to a game, especially rules that make the game easier or quicker, those are “St. Louis rules” (because they usually came from my mom, who grew up in St. Louis)(she did NOT want Monopoly to last 12 hours)
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
lol this shit is so embarrassing. It’s not enough to defund everything good we gotta go neck deep in slop 24/7/365
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
no idea how it’s biblical I just eat cheese like an apple because I aspire to be a cartoon rat or mouse
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a cartoon drawing of a man standing on a street
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a man standing on a street. he is passed by a rat in a mad scientist costume running inside a wheel of cheese.
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Christine @neluuna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Two screenshots from Deep Space Nine of Rom, the sweetest, kindest, most adorable Ferengi ever. In the top image he’s holding a device that he’s reading off of. I thought it was a PADD but it’s noticeably smaller. He’s reading “Workers of the world unite.” And in the bottom image of his face, “You have nothing to lose but your chains.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics
Sam Neill
@TwoPaddocks
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Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us.Sam kneeled next to a pigSam sitting while petting pigSam with tiny pig
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Our research team estimates that Covid caused 23 million deaths I’m sorry that Dr Bhattacharya felt stressed during the time he pushed for mass infection instead of mass vaccination; a physician friend of mine in Kenya lost 28 patients to Covid IN ONE NIGHT & still has PTSD
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/04/2026
Shutting my white ass up and listening
Episode I
THE PHANTOM MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
love to wake up to death threats to entire civilzations from our actively-decomposing emperor and then log into work and build dashboards for executive insights or whatever
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 01/04/2026
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WCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 01/04/2026
Stinger says trans rights are human rights 🦂
Image consists of a Japanese poster of pro wrestler Sting wearing a pink and light blue colored outfit.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)
Elderly man with a thin mustache holding a cardboard sign
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
3 hours of circling back later to study and/or relax to
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Momshorts McGee @maggiejean.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I love this for Salvy, what a nice dude ❤️
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