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Maggie @maggiebeiser.bsky.social · 19h

James Talarico: i want you to win, but for the love of all that is holy, STOP TEXTING ME

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Maggie @maggiebeiser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

last night i saw this little paw through the window in our clinic provider room. i walked over to the window and...

a raccoon standing on its back legs, pressing
paws and face against the glass of a medical office in the evening

a smiling middle-aged nurse practitioner standing inside an office with a raccoon on the other side of the window behind her

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real. It’s just…not.

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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My kinda fry!

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/08/2026

New York, here’s how you can save a life: 1. Go to nyc.gov/naloxone to get free overdose-reversal medication, also known as Narcan®. 2. If you or someone you love is struggling with substance use, call 988 for confidential recovery resources.

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Naloxone - NYC Health

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell

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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people

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Maggie @maggiebeiser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

state-sanctioned white supremacist terrorists and murderers

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT

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Liz N @thizizlizreally.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

At this rate, Mitch is the only vegetable that has not yet been recalled! 😅

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✨𝕊𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕒 - Teh-REDACT-all✨📎 @samiamnurnot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

There are priorities, and then there are *PRIORITIES*. This current regime is actively destroying our own country AND much of the rest of the world. We need to fix that first. We can't do anything for anyone else if we are this broken.

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 03/08/2026

“Fuck RFK Jr” ~Things we don’t say enough

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Jimmy Kimmel nailed another one. Enjoy.

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I’ve seen labs where every student identified a skeletal specimen of a rattlesnake as an annelid, so I’m always skeptical of stories like this… but it kept getting weirder and more concerning. I don’t think this one’s on the students. Somebody fucked uuuuuuuup.

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College lab class ends with 32 people on antibiotics for deadly germ exposure

Lab students were supposed to ID a mild germ. They all identified a deadly pathogen.

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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The thin line between US President policy making satire and reality ... via Arthur Barnes

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Deanna Raybourn @deannaraybourn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Apparently soup has been given a glow-up and is now being touted as “water-based cooking.” Y’all go on without me. I’m just going to sit right here.

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I took a hard look at the financial donors to ICE’s biggest supporters in Congress. These are people who want to significantly expand ICE’s power and have sponsored or co-sponsored legislation to do so. Here are the top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:

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Maggie @maggiebeiser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

potentially catastrophic and absolutely illegal - this stupid horrible shitbag

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RUBY RANGER : QUAKE DAD @rubyranger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

At the Jimmy Eat World concert in Seattle.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

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The Horror Fan @horrorfan101.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This poster is the most iconic, you in high school late 90s/early 00s this was all up in your library. #Horror #Horrorsky #Buffy #Booksky #Books

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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.

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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Gary K. Wolf •
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

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Elizabeth Pennysworth @epennysworth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Any word on getting any food safety protections back? Or do we just have to continually deal with food borne illnesses while these incompetent fools are in charge? Asking for Americans #fdt #ScienceMatters

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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Another killing by ICE, this time in Maine. That’s twice in one week. How can America keep asking immigrant workers to work as usual if they are being shot dead on their way to work? Stop killing us.

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Christian Rincon @christianrincon.com · 13/07/2026

abolish this violent gang and prosecute every member

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

No soccer until Tuesday

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

lindsay graham was a bad person who has caused tremendous suffering. he violated every word of his oath of office every day. he betrayed our country. it's ok to celebrate the deaths of bad people.

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Matt Ramsey @onenerdyopinion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Not sure what to do with myself now that my emotional support World Cup team is eliminated.

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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

These were suppose to be lessons not the play book

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Mike Lewinski @wildernessvagabonds.com · 08/07/2026

I have a fine selection of bug memes.

Meme caption: When ur a moth but also a goth

Photo of a Clymene moth which has a white body, black tips along the edges of the wings and an upside down black cross pattern when wings are at rest.

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

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Maggie @maggiebeiser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

all he touches withers and dies

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Jacob 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇭🐧🌻 @seagulljaap.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My friend's mom wanted to get a birthday cake for America, but she couldn't find anything good at Walmart, so she went to Rancho Market and got a cake that said "¡Feliz cumpleaños!" and I've never heard of anything more American than that. Happy 250, America.

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