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ash/lobo!! 🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.art · 11/05/2026
censored words in screencaps bug me sorry lol
A repost of the image being quote retweeted that says: "Your fetishes are nothing to be ashamed about. Unless your fetish is being humiliated, then you should be very ashamed you nasty little pervert." except the censored words from the original: "fetishes", "fetish", and "pervert" have all been replaced with uncensored versions, in a bright red font and on fire.
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Elizabeth Bioshock after 2B + Overwatch porn hit
static.klipy.com
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 14/05/2026
BUT THIS. . . ISN'T MY PENIS.
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Now Go! Jerk Your Worthless Penis
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dawnofanewday456 (16 Days 🎂) @dawnofanewday.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Classic
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is taking a fat rip of his vape while he girlfriend sternly says, “your vape tricks are getting out of hand. We’re done.” Panel 2: the vaping guy begins to slowly exhale a huge cloud of smoke while flicking his hand around in a circle to affect the formation of the cloud. Panel 3: he actually pulls off this sick as hell vape trick and turn the phat cloudz into letters which spell out: I CAN CHANGE
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
They had the opportunity to have a skater doing a christ air and they squandered it
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pokemonotis.bsky.social @pokemonotis.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I hit the kirkport 1 million$
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sbarky @sbarky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀
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Kim @iibo.games · 01/04/2026
Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
submitted by discord user
Picture of a pirate skeleton surrounded by captions.
Left side:
JUST PIRATE IT
if it's made then just don't pay for it
- indie video game
- youtuber patreons
- all music
- winrar
- hentai
Piracy has never been EASIER
LEARN THIS SKILL
IT WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE
If you are on a discord with 10 people one of them knows how to teach you (It's easy)
Right side:
Have your cake and eat it too!
Piracy is theft. The company is losing money.
(They are missing out on money you would have given them)
save your lame excuses and stop being a bitch
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Daniela 🐱 @daniela.lol · 28/03/2026
tis would be captchas if they were pawesome actually
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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404 Media @404media.co · 26/03/2026
NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.
404media.co
Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content
“In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Enough
Your muted words
the shrill wailing of endless sirens in text & tags
the vast hum of terrible machines in text & tags
the coarse grinding of bone against metal in text & tags
the jeers and hisses of ungodly men in text & tags
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
meme with reddit watermarks everywhere with a mad reddit snoo with board saying: "We should start saying sixty-nice instead of sixty-nine"
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
holy shit bro
guy angry with splatter stuff on face with the text: "Teenagers who have '[blank]'s wife/husband' set as their username followed by 29 emojis and custom symbols which have the same level of comprehensibility as an Egyptian hieroglyph, are anti-AI yet repost Gojo and Toji edits which feature 25 AI transitions with DLSS 5 upscaling, have a picrew pfp drawn with the same artistic quality of an NFT, only draw human versions of monster characters as Korean dudes in compressed shirts, comment 'hear me out' under picture of completely normal anime characters or literal animals with the cognitive function of a rusty doorknob with no inbetween, reoist thirst traps of Cookie Run and ZZZ characters while having the nerve to say 'minor btw!" under completely normal edits of people, play nothing but Valorant and Roblox while going under comment sections and asking: 'guys do i play this game' knowing damn well they won't, DM random mutuals with 'HIIIII :3' then call them dry for not replying the same way back, and reply with 'OMG [blank] MENTIONED!' under a comment of someone venting about their grandma with cancer because their pfp had one micropixel resembling their favorite fandom when you say that Fruit Love Island isn't entertaining:"
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Jesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 22/03/2026
You know what you’re never going to miss before launch?
Pink and black missing texture image plastered over an entire city block. Large, red 3D text reading “ERROR” also stands among the buildings.
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holly @rainyfurz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

“what’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”
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piecesofeight mashups @piecesofeight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Some demon idk: Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name.

People named racecar: *picture of Vision starting at his hands* Why the fuck was I named Racecar?
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/02/2026
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
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Mike Varker @mikevarker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Onix, Vector's spouse @onixhope.myatproto.social · 06/02/2026
Bro this shit is fucking fire
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Person: say, i am alive.

Computer: I am alive.

Person: oh my god.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The regular bluesky algorithm is insane because if you like a single post that has the word "birthday" in it, you will then be spammed by a trillion posts of random ass people saying happy birthday to other random ass people
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/01/2026
telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wow, he really crossed the line with this one
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 30/01/2026
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Wootmaster @wootmaster.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
type shit
when your mid goon and about to finish but the site misgenders who your gooning in the tags too so you genuinely go soft instantly #darkwoke #ethicalgooning
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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The Photoshop Guy @photoshopguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Side note: Why do so many ASMR role plays have this stupid ass premise? "Accidentally calling her mommy" or "Bully accidentally calls you baby" like bro cmon
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 25/01/2026
made this
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jasmine ♡🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @coffeebeen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Got a horrific fetish post on my feed and went to go block the poster but accidentally opened the post, sealing it into bluesky's dogshit algorithm forever
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fable looks good, the new Forza Horizon looks great, honestly didn't give a shit about the other two games they showed in the Xbox presentation but I'm sure they're fine
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jam-orbital @jamorbital.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Anytime I feel down, I think of this old DeviantArt comment and it cheers me right up
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Damn Shieldbreaker, always shattering my keep
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Mage ✨🧙🔮✨ @magecorporation.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The only thing I give less of a shit about than all the dogshit politics opinions on bluesky are people live tweeting sports matches and this place really loves alternating between the two
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