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I'm only here for the Doctor Who gossip.

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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Death of Mussolini, 1945
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bit of craic for a monday.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meta
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Departon 😢
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Paulie @gibbspaulus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“All I’m saying, Goji babes, is you don’t have to stomp on every bloomin’ building.”
A giant lizard creature, Godzilla, looming over Doctor Who, a bald, black man.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@frakturedboy.bsky.social @jeffgoddard.bsky.social @melvinpena.bsky.social another lovwly ep - just fyi, the book of Black Orchid expands only the cricket. The cricket is half the book. Oh god. So much cricket.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't know who this is for.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Seen they've released One Piece Lego. Sounds shit.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who's your best Kochanski; Glowy Annett or Claire Grogu?
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@frakturedboy.bsky.social @lucymccaul.bsky.social @jeffgoddard.bsky.social delighted to hear my meme shouted out this week!
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do the people of Eternia go upstairs using an eSkelator?
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Inside you there are two wolves...
A child's Elsa from Frozen dress, and a large man's wetsuit hanging side by side on a wardrobe door
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Greetings from Harrison Chase and Androzani Minor ❤️
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@govindajeggy.bsky.social cheers Sanjeev
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am still unbelievably doing these, and am currently halfway through @paulmagrs.bsky.social The Scarlet Empress. It's very good (the book) and please listen (the podcast) thanks. anchor.fm/s/fd8b4f7c/p...
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<![CDATA[Doctor Who - The Pagiarist]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 13 "Pulling Out Her Hearts"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 13 - Pulling Out Her Hearts]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 12 "Queen of Misrule"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress Chapter 12 - Queen of Misrule]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 11 "I'm Entirely Credulous"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 11 - "I'm Entirely Credulous"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 10 "Standing Around Virtually Naked"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 10 "Standing Around Virtually Naked"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 9 "All About Equilibrium"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 9 "All About Equilibrium"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 8 "Any Vigilante's Life"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 8 "Any Vigilante's Life"]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 7 "Nobody Thinks Nothing"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 7 "Nobody Thinks Nothing."]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 6 - Another Day, Another Lovely Adventure]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 6 - Another Day, Another Lovely Adventure]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 5 - Down, Boys]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 5]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 4 - After All I've Survived]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 4 - After All I've Survived]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 3 "She Was Never Without Her Enchantments"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 3 - She Was Never Without Her Enchantments]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 2 - "I Was a Charmer"]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 2 - I Was a Charmer]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 1 "Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones?" (part 2) ]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Episode 1 - Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones? (part 2)]]><![CDATA[The Scarlet Empress by Paul Magrs - Chapter 1 "Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones?" (part 1)]]><![CDATA[Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Episode 1 - Does Travel Make You Happy, Ms Jones? (part 1)]]><![CDATA[Pitter Patter by Rob Shearman (UNINTERRUPTED READING)]]><![CDATA[(FULL AUDIOBOOK) Eater of Wasps by Trevor Baxendale]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 36 - Finally, Some Top Drawer Analysis]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 35 - Just Impale It On a Stick]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 34 - Head and Shoulders]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 33 - I'd Be Nervous]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 32 - More Bomb, Vicar?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 31 - Rush Job]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 30 - Fruity Boys, Not Meaty Boys]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 29 - It Was, In Fact, A Man's Bum]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 28 - Appendage]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 27 - Show Me What That Mouth Do]]><![CDATA[Eater of Easps Chapter 26 - My Condolences]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 25 - But Mommy, I Love Him!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 24 - Upset by a Valve]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 23 - A Palindromic Chapter StructurerutcurtS retpahC cimordnilaP A]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 22 - Please Be Kind to Your Stinky Dentist]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 21 - It's The Hope That Kills You.]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 20 - Well, Go On!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 19 - Who Hurt You, Trevor?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 18 - Tonight, on Wasp Island!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 17 - They might think I'm weird, but they're Jehovah's Witnesses]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 16 - Is he Welsh?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 15 - Now is not the time, Fitz]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 14 - Doctor Who and the Beard of Bees]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 13 - Awful. Just awful. Brilliant, but awful.]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 12 - Bad Wolf of Wall Street]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 11 - The Gypsy to Killer Wasp Pipeline]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 10 - Uncle Fitzy]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 9 - Fly]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 8 - Rigby? More like Rigwasp!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 7 - Hillary! Hillary!! HILLARY!?!?!]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 6 - Can you make a cast of a wasp out of jam?]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 5 - Alfonso Ribeiro Goes to the Dentist]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 4 - Tractor Who]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 3 - Accidently Prejudging a Reverend]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 2 - Mrs Hubbard Sticks Her Oar In]]><![CDATA[Eater of Wasps Chapter 1 - SHED WASPS!]]>
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I haven't posted one of these for ages, but I've just scheduled the next two episodes of The Scarlet Empress, and the next two audiobook chapters for anyone who just wants the story. There's never been a better time etc.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not sure I'm comfortable with The Sun using patois for this pretty grim headline about child murder.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@davidjgp1983.bsky.social and @felixfrazer.bsky.social talking about Cbeebies is probably my favourite podcast for ages, feels like my family life and podcast life have collided and it's so good to hear this conversation.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sure, this product is probably great, but I saw a video of this guy drinking his own piss out of a hollowed out snake so I'm not inclined to give a shit.
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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
With great fanfare and urgency, DAVROS sweeps into the EMPEROR DALEK'S throne room, accompanied by a FULL RETINUE of DALEKS! Emperor Dalek: YES? SILENCE Emperor Dalek: You've forgotten what you came in the room for again, havent you..? Davros: Possibly. Davros sweeps out again.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don't know how relevant it is but I stringly suspect that if you'd told me twenty five years ago that we would go from PM Kier to PM Wes I doubt I'd have believed it.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Not gonna lie folks, it turns out "I just quite like it" isn't as robust an argument as I'd hoped.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm not saying I'm a total wanker, but I just got up at 4am to write my kids' Easter Hunt clues in iambic pentameter for fun.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@garethbowley.bsky.social just been listening to you and @docoho44.bsky.social chatting Dinsaur Invasion; where can a fellow hear your St George audio? I've often tjought it was a story ripe for use and I'm thrilled to hear somebody might have already had the idea!?
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
All that's missing is Hartnell saying "don't forget to subscribe to the official Doctor Who YouTube Channel at the end. youtu.be/QvwUrJAuAHk?...
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EXCLUSIVE First Look: Missing Doctor Who episodes FOUND! | The Dalek's Master Plan | Doctor Who
YouTube video by Doctor Who
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Another episode of this, which is kind of like a film commwntary but it's a book and I don't know what I'm on about. Please listen, I have kids to feed. This doesn't feed them but it does mean it's how I spend my downtime which is tragic if nobody hears it. podcastaddict.com/doctor-who-t...
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I guess even Power Rangers have to grow up some time.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
With Harry, Charles and Andrew all relinquishing the title over the last few years, it's been a really great time for people who like doing the "Artist Formerly Known as Prince" joke.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I know everyone says their kids are weird, but tonight my three year old daughter yelled at me because I wouldn't show her a picturure of a (specific) dead horse, and only calmed down when I read her it's obituary out loud.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If a plane full of people with Turkey Teeth goes down, can they still use their dental records to identify them?
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
#TWBTLATS #YNWA
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Fuck I just remembered we watched X-Men and X2 a few months ago too.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Just in B&M in Leeds looking at TARDISes I do want but don't need when two young girls, about 14 and 10ish, ran up to them and gushed about which ones they had and which they needed, amd how best to convince their parents to buy them one each. It was beautiful folks. It's still alive.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Watching TWBTLATS with my 9yo not long after we watched Avatar, and now worries he will only ever be attracted to blue folks. #dabadeedabadi
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If a birdwatcher sees an ostrich are they bothered? It feels like they don't count somehow.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is the perfect podcast for listening to if you like a man from Yorkshire doing his best and also Doctor Who :) (the man is me)
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Episode 4 of my Doctor Who Scarlet Empress reading and commenting is out now. Please listen, I've tried hard and the internet is a void of horrible shit. open.spotify.com/episode/2c6p...
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Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 3 - She Was Never Without Her Enchantments
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh look it's another one of these which I forgot to share I wonder why my numbers are low my old boss said I was charming if you like doctor who and a charming boy please listen thank you podcastaddict.com/doctor-who-t...
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Doctor Who - The Pagiarist - Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 2 - I Was a Charmer
Listen to Doctor Who - The Pagiarist - Series 2 - The Scarlet Empress - Chapter 2 - I Was a Charmer by Joe McLachlan on Podcast Addict. Episode 3, chapter 2, this numbering system is now all muddled.C...
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Morning everyone. Blakey's 7
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Joe Ford @docoho44.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A brand new short story, written by Benton & Hawthorne author and member of the Ham Fam, @lucymccaul.bsky.social A fun, lively mystery with a sting in the tale. Thank you Lucy for taking the time to write this in the opening month of the Hamster Book Club. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...
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The Conundrum Zone by Lucy McCaul
Podcast Episode · Hamster Book Club - The Doctor Who Book Club Podcast · 08/01/2026 · 36m
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Following feedback from last year, I'm putting out the uninterrupted readings a few days after the proper pod, so if you want the story without my waffle, now you can! Obviously it will hurt my heart if this is loads more popular but I am a grown up so I'll be fine. podcastaddict.com/doctor-who-t...
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If you enjoy me on this very good podcast, feel free to check out Series 2 of my own show, which is starting TODAY! Series 1 also not bad. anchor.fm/s/fd8b4f7c/p...
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I love this episode of Doctor Who, what an honour to be chatting about it for your ears!
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I won't lie, this is very exciting to me. I had a lovely time being one of two Joes in this chat.
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Mad Paddington @madpaddington.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@standupmaths.bsky.social @bechillcomedian.bsky.social I can't speak for all hospitals, but the hospital I work at in Wakefield UK (not sure if there are others...) doesn't have a Ward 13 or Bay 13s on any of the wards. Mental.
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Back now though, aren't I?