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Maranda

@madmaranda.bsky.social
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✌️😎 burned-out millennial recluse 🐾 childless cat (and dog) lady; meow 🌈 progressive, secular humanist, ally 🍃 blow trees, save bees, eat cheese 🤦 thoroughly embarrassed American 🔵 miserable carpetbagging blue dot

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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, for the 'rithm 😉
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MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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Mr. Savile Row @mrsavilerow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
CNN, MSNBC, and Politico should go after the DOJ to release the Epstein files. Every fuckin' day right up to the midterms.
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this week in stupid: September 19 edition @jefftiedrich.bsky.social is cookin' today 💙
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this week in stupid: September 19 edition
God lowers prices, Donny airs his vices, and so much more...
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(Next No Kings live event October 17th)
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No Kings: Vote Early Kickoff Call · No Kings
Join our September 10 No Kings: Vote Early Kickoff Call to learn more about the vision, urgency, and strategy behind the No Kings coalition’s early vote activation and election protection campaign and...
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So the House just passed a resolution condemning socialism “in all its forms.” Has anyone mentioned that yet to Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the IRS, unemployment, FEMA, the VA, SNAP, Section 8, the CIA and FBI, public schools, libraries, safety, jails, infrastructure, NASA, National Weathe
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey, Marie? You don't restore public faith in Congress by defecting to help Republicans pass something. That's actually the opposite of what you should be doing. Of course, if you don't practice what you preach, you're no better than them, anyway. 🤷 Some of us aren't as stupid as you think. 🧐
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/09/2026
🚨 TEXAS: THEY’RE TRYING TO CLOSE 92 ELECTION DAY POLLING PLACES Tarrant County officials are set to vote TODAY on cutting Election Day voting locations from 316 to 224, nearly 1 in 3 polling places gone. Civil rights groups warn the cuts could disproportionately burden Black, Latino & Asian voters
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"but of course, the real issue here is that Google wants fascism to win. why? data centers, that’s why." Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social 💙
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Google Maps can pretty much fuck all the way off
what kind of bullshit is ‘Lake America’?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tell me your least favorite vegetable. I’ll go first: Mitch McConnell
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The last time it was this dangerous to eat food there were no refrigerators.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunday's sermon should be about a person's testimony. I don't hate real Christians, just fake ones. But let's be clear, I fully agree with AnnieW1956's response. I hate the hypocrisy of people who hide behind the cross while committing atrocities or use the Bible to control or punish people.
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
worst person in the world makes Dolly Parton’s death all about himself by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social 💙
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worst person in the world makes Dolly Parton’s death all about himself
shut the fuck up, Piggy
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jon Ossoff mentioned diaper nurse Natalie, and every Republican completely lost their shit 😂🤣😂 via @jefftiedrich.bsky.social 💙
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Jon Ossoff mentioned diaper nurse Natalie, and every Republican completely lost their shit
scenes from a performative meltdown
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed, fuck yeah by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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Abdul El-Sayed, fuck yeah
and fuck yeah, Democratic Socialists
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history. Post Anything Here: interactink.vercel.app
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The American Dream has become an American Nightmare. It’s too expensive to buy a home. It’s too expensive to get married and have kids. It’s too expensive to retire comfortably. The top 1% put the American Dream behind a paywall.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🎯🎯
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The so-called president of the United States is a massive money launderer and cut off by the bank that discovered it. Yet the story barely registers with the legacy media. What a disgrace.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THIS 👇 HERE AS WELL.......!
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The emperor has no wigs. 🤣
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gilded statues, you say? #DC folks should start a movement of selfies in front of them! Maybe holding signs with Sharpie'd truisms like "I can't afford my rent" and "Couldn't afford to eat today." That would make a sick coffee table book for the dystopian nightmare era ahead. 💀
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
May we please try Judge Judy for United States Attorney for the District of Columbia next time? 🤭
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Judge Judy
Alt: Judge Judy says, "Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?"
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Considering how badly Covid was mishandled, they're probably going to regret the decision to make Fauci's personal diary and journal public. We're going to see how it was handled from the insider, from Fauci's point of view... based on you know...science.
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
this week in stupid: July 25 edition by @jefftiedrich.bsky.social HAAAAAA hahahahaha 🤣💀
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this week in stupid: July 25 edition
Andrew shows it off, Donny blows it off, and so much more...
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Round of applause for mocking rally guy. 👏🏆
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He never deleted it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham already on the Sunday shows defending leadership down there
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/07/2026
this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/07/2026
Patriot Front came out of their moms’ basements, dusted off the Old Navy khakis, put on the white masks so they don’t get fired from their day jobs, and headed to Washington for America’s 250th birthday celebration. Four hundred self-described patriots, not one ounce of bravery.
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Steve M. @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A lot of Patriot Front members are protesting in D.C. today wearing long pants and neck gaiters. I'm rooting for heatstroke.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/07/2026
Weeks ago, I spoke directly with Major Jason Watson regarding his planned act of civil disobedience. What I do not hear enough people discussing is the broader constitutional strategy behind his message. 🧵
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Defender of Our Republic
Major Jason Watson Deserves an Honest Accounting
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
from @adammockler.com
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Trump’s Fair Takes TERRIFYING TURN
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thank you for your service, Major Jason Watson. 💙
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
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Rosa DeLauro @delauro.house.gov · 30/06/2026
The Epstein Files showed that without transparency, abuse can be ignored for years. That is why I voted to require disclosure of Congressional misconduct settlements, while protecting survivors. We must stop allowing ethical violations to be buried by those in power.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No one's buying Kean's story, but we ARE all wondering how nice it must be to have health insurance and the financial well-being for a 4-month in-patient stay for *checks notes* depression. 😕
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I said #FuckICE and #FuckSpotify last year when Spotify chose to broadcast ICE recruitment ads. ❌ I spoke with my money and moved it to #Tidal. ✔️ Yesterday I got this email about Tidal's stance on #AI. I appreciate proactively trying to get a grip on the AI slopidemic. Love to see it. ❤️
Tidal's policy update as emailed on 6/29 regarding their stance on AI-generated music. Highlights include:

• Tidal will identify and tag AI-generated music in our app. Listeners will see an "AI" badge next to music we detect as wholly AI-generated.

• Tidal will not tolerate AI-generated music that impersonates an artist or group, or that facillitages fraudulent activity. They are implementing automatic tools to remove those releases immediately, ongoing basis.

• Tidal will not allow music that is 100% AI-generated to be monetized. No royalties will go to such releases, nor will AI-generated uploads be eligible for direct-to-fan sales.

Tidal plans to expand the policies to music that is substantially AI-generated when AI detection technology is sufficiently reliable to do so, they say. 

Changes start July 15th.
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What if he ordered the hydrogen peroxide poured in to cause the paint to peel on purpose, so he could blame the contractors for faulty work, and use that as reason to stiff 'em on the bill? 🤷😂
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 18/06/2026
So true, Mr. President
The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever
made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!
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trainpcs.bsky.social @trainpcs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hillary was so right. They are deplorable.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The misogynistic smearing of a former First Lady at a White House event sanctioned by a President … is a stain that will not be removable
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Maranda @madmaranda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Couldn't be prouder to say I've never been a UFC fan. Fucking clowns. ✌️😎
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Dave Lack @davelack.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Right about now I am feeling pretty good about not ever giving a fuck about UFC my whole life.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.
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