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Madeye Mason

@madeyemasn.bsky.social
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Chief human for two fabulous doggos in 'God's Own County' (Yorkshire, UK). We're always on the lookout for anything which makes us smile 🤓 in these challenging times 🐾

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 18h
Democracy works!
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 17h
I never realised how unfit I was until one time I had to run for a bus. I was out of breath within seconds and that was the wake up call I really needed to finally change my ways and buy a car.
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Daydream Believer @monkeesmemories.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ON THIS DATE ⭐ The Monkees released JUSTUS, their final album recorded as a foursome, 30 years ago today on October 15, 1996! 🎸
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Barbara Hershey @barbarahershey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Clyde McKinley @clydemckinley.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Morning (threesteakspam, where are you when we need you?)
A tweet from the old place by three steaks pam: “this cat just asked me to go in the shop and get him 20 lambert and butler”, plus a montage of three photos of a cat that looks like it has a severe fringe
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you need a smile today please enjoy Rocky being “walked” by his disabled brother Coconut. It’s not just a little thing either. Watch at the end and you’ll see they know exactly what they are doing. Dogs truly are special creatures ❤️
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Labrador Yuki 🦴afide @labradoryuki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Does anyone know where I can apply to be the next press secretary? I am blond and can’t read, but I think that won’t be an obstacle.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A 90 second tour of some of our very sickest new arrivals. Every dog in this video would be in huge trouble (a couple would be dead) were it not for the medial care. Some very special dogs here ❤️
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Marburymoths @marburybirds.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Ravens flew in and got straight down to canoodling this morning before they had any breakfast! I was thinking, as I was sat with them, that if someone offered me a million pounds to not have the Ravens any more I wouldn’t take it. They are priceless to me 🥰
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 13/10/2026
Did the Russians interfere in Brexit?
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The BBC is already giving Nigel Farage coverage for a speech he hasn’t even delivered. Report on what he says tomorrow, by all means. But previewing it now gives him free publicity and lets him set the agenda before anyone can scrutinise his words.
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MissingPetsGB @missingpetsgb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🐕‍🦺 FIND #MISSING SOXS #PatterdaleTerrier who wandered from the front garden on 9 October while owners were working in the garage & is missing. Thorney #Peterborough #PE6 area He is microchipped & nervy of other dogs. Do not chase if seen! Please just contact asap www.doglost.co.uk/dog/205312
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's Monday? Already? 😵‍💫 📷️ @kiransimpson.bsky.social
A Red Squirrel peers over a mossy log, looking straight into the camera with wide, dark eyes and tall, tufted ears standing upright. Its reddish-brown fur and bright white chest are sharply lit against a softly blurred woodland background, giving it a charmingly surprised expression.
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I saw Tiramisu Cruffin play Viola in Twelfth Night at the Globe. Iqbal Achieve played Sebastian and Heathcote Pursuit was a surprisingly sympathetic Malvolio
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Madeye Mason @madeyemasn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
An excellent exercise and some thoughtful suggestions. Thanks for prompting this discussion.
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Madeye Mason @madeyemasn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy birthday little one🎂🐾
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mood.. 😅
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Marburymoths @marburybirds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Ravens spend lots of time with me at this time of year. The young have left. They're not busy nesting. Other than defending their territory they have lots of time to spend with me!😁 So there will be lots of photo sessions. If anyone can think of a photo they would like me to try and take, ask!
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 07/10/2026
The Tories want an Iron Dome?
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs..
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/10/2026
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
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Madeye Mason @madeyemasn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peek-a-boo 🐾
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Excuse me, I'll let you know when you've finished"
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rod Stewart was all alone tied up eating from the bins and covered in wounds. He also had heart worm. Hard to believe how well he looks now ❤️
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Madeye Mason @madeyemasn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please come back to Barnsley! 🐾
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Wendy Boucher @wendyboucher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She’s behind me, isn’t she?!
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Madeye Mason @madeyemasn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gorgeous photos of beautiful birds!
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have been selected for a random Monday inspection. Please remain calm. 📷️ @carlbovisnature.bsky.social
A male Blackbird stands facing the camera on a grassy lawn, fixing the viewer with a steady, serious stare that makes it look as though it's waiting for an explanation.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The perfect ending for little Skye ❤️
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nun & Naunet are the ancient Egyptian personifications of the primordial watery abyss & chaos from which creation emerged. They liked fluffy slippers.
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bella positively has a pep in her step. The weight is falling off her now. More than anything Bella now has her dignity back ❤️
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's weird to live in a time where the Pope keeps making better statements on current affairs than any secular world leader seems able or willing to.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All these tech guys going 'look, you don't need musicians anymore! We can just generate whatever music you want!' and it's the fucking POPE who has to explain to them that art occupies a space not replaceable by the products of machines.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a few people have pointed out, I realise he's got a big advantage because if you're the Pope you can say almost anything, whereas if you're President of Slovenia (for example) you're forced to say things like 'Slovenia is front and centre in the AI revolution'. But still. Good poping.
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WontLookWednesday 😀❤️
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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blyton's best yet
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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baby elephant taking a bath.. 😊
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Spike The Rescue Pup & Rex The TV Terrier ™ 🌈 @rexthetvterrier.org · 29/09/2026
Well, this is a bit of a predicament #Spike #EatenByTheCouch #Dogs
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you earned £10,000 a day it would take you 273.8 years to reach a billion. 273.8 YEARS! With no days off and no outgoings. But sure, yeah, let’s not ask the super rich for anymore and keep that cost of living going up to prop this entire shitshow up.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're designing a website for a restaurant, my tip would be: making it easy to find the menu is important, a 30-year breakdown of the founder's original vision and evolving philosophy less important.
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Marburymoths @marburybirds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just look at this caterpillar that I have just moved from the middle of the road! It’s a Pale Tussock moth caterpillar. It is just so stunning and amazing. Never seen one before! I say it constantly but I love nature. There is nothing as amazing and brilliant 😁
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 23/09/2026
Our petition calls for: - Climate resilience to be a national mission - Investment in nature as essential infrastructure - Better support for Fire and Rescue Services 100,000 voices with one clear message for those in power: it’s time to act.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 23/09/2026
Our wildfire petition has reached 100,000 signatures in four weeks - that’s 100,000 people urging the Government to take action on climate change.
An Fire and Rescue Service vehicle is parked on a passage between charred remains of heathland
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Madeye Mason @madeyemasn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😱 But to be fair, you do look totally fabulous! 🐾
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