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A Non-Newtonian Fluid

@maddening.bsky.social
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Learning new things daily Keeping my misanthropy in-check by consuming as much shitposting as possible. Music, movies, generalized nerding. Crone-era.

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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Apparently Will Stancil is still successfully existing on this platform. It's like reading a "where are they now" article and discovering the aging teen star is still playing exactly the same role on the same show in the same time slot somehow and you just never noticed.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am so mad that I read this.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have a tax bill that's about to send my (paid for) house into foreclosure thanks to my mental health leading to long-term unemployment, and my partner's contract ending five months ago. I have no social media reach, no audience, no network of friends, no support system.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Threads is a WILD RIDE It's like all the cracked conspiracy theories of early 90s UseNet passed through a White Folks Using AAVE filter and laid over the most intense algorithmic exposure model yet created. Still better than X.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Wait wait wait....people are legitimately going to bat for Eminem? Hates women, hates gay people, fell off hard as hell....eminem?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"The truth might make more people angry"
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Barack Obama only pops up to remind people that yes, it's the WHOLE party that's useless.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I've been called an "n-word lover" enough times in my life to understand that white women who don't follow the script are not just disposable, but are a direct threat. But that's never a reason to fall in line.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
David Bowie was one of the musicians who slept with 13 year old groupies. By any rational standard he was a creep,no matter how much you like his music. Roman Polanski is a brilliant filmmaker whose work I really appreciate. And a complete creep.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"The obvious and pervasive liars lied to us!" What a useless political party.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I have noticed that the "jackass driver who has no idea what they're doing" that has moved from various car archetypes in my life (Jettas, BMWs, Escalades, huge GMC trucks) has seemed to shift to Teslas lately. (The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
So the chick who is supportive of her rapist husband and her child-rapist brother is using a "supporting Trans kids is pedophilia and predatory" attack on a guy who notably doesn't support Trans kids. We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Please please please stop making everything a musical. Please.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Why develop anything meaningful - like policies or stances - when you believe your potential constituents are just gormless dorks with no values seeking a catchier slogan?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I'm so so so tired of this scolding liberal shtick. Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting. If we never demand better we will never get it.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Every sentence is the new most enbarassung sentence
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Wade Barrett saying "Female" over and over is my only takeaway from this match so far. #survivorseries
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I really enjoy watching people be upset when a storyline in wrestling doesn't go the way they expected/wanted it to. It's why I check out social media during shows. "HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A main event starting at midnight is diabolical. #AEW
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
He played Roy Cohn and decided it was aspirational.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It only took half an hour for Triller to stop choking every 10 seconds. That might be above average performance for them.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"But now rhe voters know where the GOP stands. They'll have to go on record!" Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There's a tiktoker calling up churches with a recording of a crying baby in the background claiming she needs formula for her starving child. It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Zohran Mamdami killed Dick Cheney?! What a communist.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It's frustrating when you find a musician's lyrics clever and poetic but find the way they're delivered grating.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I guess because I wasn't excited about the "former marine progressive democrat" in the first place its easier to dismiss him now that he's been revealed as a dude who gets and defends nazi tattoos. But it should really be easy for everyone.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I've been informed that, in order to gain the benefit of networking with people, you have to talk to them. This seems wrong. And bad.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"Brantley Gilbert" is not real and you can't make me pretend it is.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I was forced to learn about Hasan Piker's relationship with his dog today. And I'll never stop being annoyed that it happened or that I've now typed that sentence.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I am officially too old (and lacking in attention span) for PPVs that run more than 3 hours. How is this still going?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
If all today did for folks is reset their fear centers and give them hope then it was good enough.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
But Twitter, being dominated by extreme right wing content is still viable, mainstream. Telling on yourself on main is a weird choice.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I watched Lake Mungo, largely due to lauditory comments about it from Mike Flanagan (@flanaganfilms.bsky.social )and HOLY FUCK I've never seen a movie that so lived up to the acclaim. It messed me up the way watching Vagabond did but in the supernatural realm instead of the intensely corporeal.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If your comments of support about someone from your community getting snatched at their routine immigration check-in is to lament that they were "doing it the right way" you should investigate your morals.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Nussy Nag Nulva
A cropped photo of Trump's Time cover, featuring his labial neck folds
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Okay nevermind. Not doing discourse today.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
It really can't be emphasized enough how unlimited information access mixed with a constant firehose of bad news mixed with the expectations that getting likes and shares for your opinions makes your opinions worthwhile have combined to turn our brains into lukewarm pudding.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I don’t mean to sound nasty but if you’re still claiming the democrats did all they could to prevent what is happening right now then you have diarrhoea brains
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Letting social media hot takes build your entire idea of your political peers is intensely stupid given how few of them are here on this platform shitposting with you. Make fun of them here, sure, but leave it here.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Diane Keaton was in the original cast of "Hair". You can hear her lead the song "Black Boys" on the soundtrack recording. Uh. Fun fact?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Jeeze the politician fans are PISSY tonight.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 11/10/2025
“ai is here to stay” it literally isn’t
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Reddit conservatives were very sad today.
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Conservative 
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I now devote time every day on Reddit to refuting leftism and exposing its evils.  We need a thousand Charlies to spring up every time once of us is cut down.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Well dang
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I should not be reading comments on LinkedIn. It's absolutely insane what people flagged as looking for work feel totally comfortable saying with their name, their job, etc. right there beside an image of their face. Genocide denial makes for a weird business introduction.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A job listing for a position with a gambling website doing UX Researcher that pays $55k a year and wants the candidate to have a Masters of Anthropology. Hiring managers have lost their damned minds.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A shock collar but for the urge to check somebody’s page
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