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A Non-Newtonian Fluid

@maddening.bsky.social
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Learning new things daily Keeping my misanthropy in-check by consuming as much shitposting as possible. Music, movies, generalized nerding. Crone-era.

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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Catbottom Face Girls make the rocking world go round.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Apparently Will Stancil is still successfully existing on this platform. It's like reading a "where are they now" article and discovering the aging teen star is still playing exactly the same role on the same show in the same time slot somehow and you just never noticed.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am so mad that I read this.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is he actually popular enough in Maine to win this seat or is this more national attention driving local candidates who have zero actual chance?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
An online friend encouraged me to make a GoFundMe. I've gotten $30 of the $4,000 I need by the end of the month. So I'm putting it in more places and keeping my expectations buried in a shallow grave. Cat tax is the only tax I can readily afford. #MutualAid gofund.me/d983643c7
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Donate to Help Keep My Home From Foreclosure, organized by Holly Moore
Hey - I'm Holly. I live in Durham, NC with two housemates, three cats and a dog and… Holly Moore needs your support for Help Keep My Home From Foreclosure
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have a tax bill that's about to send my (paid for) house into foreclosure thanks to my mental health leading to long-term unemployment, and my partner's contract ending five months ago. I have no social media reach, no audience, no network of friends, no support system.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oh daaaaaaaang <3
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Why is the first panel blue Solas?
A close up image of elf-chatacter Solas from the video game Dragon Age: Inquisition
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Threads is a WILD RIDE It's like all the cracked conspiracy theories of early 90s UseNet passed through a White Folks Using AAVE filter and laid over the most intense algorithmic exposure model yet created. Still better than X.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Wait wait wait....people are legitimately going to bat for Eminem? Hates women, hates gay people, fell off hard as hell....eminem?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"The truth might make more people angry"
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Barack Obama only pops up to remind people that yes, it's the WHOLE party that's useless.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I've been called an "n-word lover" enough times in my life to understand that white women who don't follow the script are not just disposable, but are a direct threat. But that's never a reason to fall in line.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
David Bowie was one of the musicians who slept with 13 year old groupies. By any rational standard he was a creep,no matter how much you like his music. Roman Polanski is a brilliant filmmaker whose work I really appreciate. And a complete creep.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Having grown up in Hampton Roads - thats an amazing turnout.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"The obvious and pervasive liars lied to us!" What a useless political party.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Late 90s/early 2ks in my area there seemed to be just a huge number of young people in Jettas driving like they stole it. I don't think it was universal.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I have noticed that the "jackass driver who has no idea what they're doing" that has moved from various car archetypes in my life (Jettas, BMWs, Escalades, huge GMC trucks) has seemed to shift to Teslas lately. (The fuckoff huge trucks are still a big issue though)
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
So the chick who is supportive of her rapist husband and her child-rapist brother is using a "supporting Trans kids is pedophilia and predatory" attack on a guy who notably doesn't support Trans kids. We are the dumbest country and it's not even close.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Please please please stop making everything a musical. Please.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Wanting better things / having policy goals = circular firing squad. Got it.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Why develop anything meaningful - like policies or stances - when you believe your potential constituents are just gormless dorks with no values seeking a catchier slogan?
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Dude, at least a statement of disagreement, as useless as that is, would be more than the complete silence on offer.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I voted "the right way" and stayed engaged with political minutia for a few decades, arguing very similarly to you regarding engagement with the process. Eventually a person who isn't delusional stops and evaluates the intractability of the situation. Go be smug elsewhere.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
If you paid money to see this in person... oof.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Eat shit, kiddo.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Actually, I'll expand. I've been a voter since December 1995. This is not a new issue. And volunteering for a party I'm not a member of while living in a deep blue dot in a wildly gerrymandered state is not going to fix the broken-ness of the US political system.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
No.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I'm so so so tired of this scolding liberal shtick. Not once in my life has there been a US candidate that aligned with even half of my opinions, yet I've dutifully avoided letting perfect be the enemy of good for over 30 years of voting. If we never demand better we will never get it.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It's nearly impossible to compare the two so far.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Every sentence is the new most enbarassung sentence
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Wade Barrett saying "Female" over and over is my only takeaway from this match so far. #survivorseries
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You should stay lurking.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I like how they specifically said the 75 million is *not* an admission of guilt so I guess it’s just a bribe for no reason and they decided to put that in writing
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I really enjoy watching people be upset when a storyline in wrestling doesn't go the way they expected/wanted it to. It's why I check out social media during shows. "HOW DARE YOU SURPRISE ME!" 😆
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Well it started at 7. And at least involves fighting and drama and bloodshed
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A main event starting at midnight is diabolical. #AEW
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
www.sciencealert.com/tinnitus-see...
sciencealert.com
Tinnitus Seems Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function
Around 15 percent of the world's population suffers from tinnitus, a condition which causes someone to hear a sound (such as ringing or buzzing) without any external source.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I thought you were joking. But he was actually in a movie about Guliani. Amazing.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
He played Roy Cohn and decided it was aspirational.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It only took half an hour for Triller to stop choking every 10 seconds. That might be above average performance for them.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"But now rhe voters know where the GOP stands. They'll have to go on record!" Dem party messaging always feels like smart people pretending to be stupid because they believe their audience is stupid.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This stuff was always in their training materials (and any big box retail). It's loss prevention in the guise of customer service. And yeah, it sucks.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There's a tiktoker calling up churches with a recording of a crying baby in the background claiming she needs formula for her starving child. It's some nasty clout chasing garbage that helps no one and I'm so sick of seeing it get passed off as activism.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Zohran Mamdami killed Dick Cheney?! What a communist.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Obviously
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It's frustrating when you find a musician's lyrics clever and poetic but find the way they're delivered grating.
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
apnews.com/article/main...
apnews.com
Maine Senate candidate Platner says tattoo recognized as Nazi symbol has been covered
Graham Platner, a Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in Maine, tells The Associated Press that he's covered a tattoo on his chest to no longer reflect an image widely recognized as a Nazi symbol tha...
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A Non-Newtonian Fluid @maddening.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I guess because I wasn't excited about the "former marine progressive democrat" in the first place its easier to dismiss him now that he's been revealed as a dude who gets and defends nazi tattoos. But it should really be easy for everyone.
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