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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jerry spoke for 30 minutes and wasn’t asked about the Taylor Ward/Rob Refsnyder Hit Tracker a single time. Do better @RyanDivish, pls respond to our emails.

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Matt Eitner @mkeitner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

MARINERS BASEBALL

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We’ve updated the tracker, and through his first 85 PA as a Mariner, Taylor Ward has fewer hits than ROB (who is innocent and good).

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Okay, so the hype around Laz might be real

Top Story

Laz in Strong Mad's words:
"I AM THE QUIETEST MOUSE!
I AM THE QUIETEST MOUSE!"
5 HOURS AGO

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Matt Eitner @mkeitner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love nights like this. I love when we don't have to keep pretending the Seattle Mariners are a serious franchise. They're not! They've never been! That's the beauty of it all!

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

DO NOT CONTACT ME. I WILL NOT ANSWER. NO!!!!! NO!!

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

[Mr. Holland voice]: Beautiful Boy!

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

When it’s time for Seattle Mariner Baseball™️

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

*[like the “K” chant for Felix]* ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB

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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

ROOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBB

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

*[like the “K” chant for Felix]* ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Mariners’ Record vs Dodgers Since 2012: When Kevin Millwood Pitches in a Combined No-Hitter… 1-0, +1 Run Differential When Kevin Millwood DOES NOT Pitch in a Combined No-Hitter… 3-22, -80 Run Differential Kevin! Rob! We need you!

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The Seattle Mariners are 7-1 against the Astros and 45-54 against everyone else.

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

For your consideration: Biden Julio (2022-24) .277/.334/.467 130 wRC+ 4.93 fWAR/600 Trump Julio (2025-26) .262/.321/.453 120 wRC+ 4.05 fWAR/600 Trump take Julio

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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Many are asking me - famous for never being owned - how I'm going to respond to a 35+ home run season from Dominic Canzone. At this time, in consultation with my doctor, priest, and family, my plan is to simply pretend I've always liked him. Thank you.

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Here's the rest of our big board. This has been such a labor of love. Seattle would do well to grab any of these guys, but we really think 72 and 145 are under-the-radar steals.

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I've thought long and hard about WATCHING THE MARINERS and I've decided it's not something I need to do

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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

We're keeping our draft coverage going. Here's our entire Top 30. Numbers 31-150 will be released next week. Have a safe and happy 4th you scamps, and don't let Dan Wilson be in charge of your late-show fireworks.

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Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I love that Trig’s getting the recognition he deserves, but let’s not forget that he did a 2 year mission at 18 so he’s a 21 year old freshman. (Three confirmed conversions in Haines, Alaska. Set the record for highest conversion rate per capita)

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's that time of year again. The Light Bat Scouting Bureau has been hard at work getting YOU ready for the 2026 MLB Draft. We've got our list whittled down to the very best 150 names available, and we'll be releasing them between now and the draft. For now, here's a sneak peak at our Top Ten!

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Dan Wilson does his bullpen job all day and now he would very much like to try cake instead of deciding what to do in the 7th with George Kirby.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things.
But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

We are saddened to hear the news that Rob…. Our dear friend….Did NOT Do It. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time.

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

When Rob steps up to the plate today in Cleveland

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

It's the BIG DAY! On July 10th, 1932 Johnny Burnett recorded a MLB record nine hits in Cleveland's 18-17, 18-inning loss to Philadelphia. If Rob Refsnyder can match the feat today he will surpass 2023 AJ Pollock's illustrious Mariner career. He is going to DO IT. GO ROB!

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Light Bat Publishing Inc. Clearing House @lightbat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Good news! Rob had 10% of the Mariners’ hits this weekend! Bad news… the Mariners only mustered 10 hits this weekend. Worse news… Rob only has 2 more games to Do It (he will).

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