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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 21h

List game! Yes please! Am I capable of? cooking: yes whistle: very yes draw: ish? paint: walls yes, pictures not really swim: yes english: OH yes dance: yes sing: yes drive: no gifting: sometimes write: yes guitar: alas no speaking: all quotes&opinions all day unless infodumping

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The way I used to fawn over people in my 300-student school who'd done awesome performance stuff who'd then react like "who dis weirdo ew" really should have prepared me better for how bad an idea parasocial admirationships are... and yet here I am, fawning over podcasters who CAN'T know who I am 🤷🏻‍♀️

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

why are you trans? wrong answers only. POCKETS

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What if Black Russian but rum instead of vodka? 10/10 cocktail no notes is what, but for the life of me I can't think of a name that wouldn't rightfully get me cancelled. (Also I'm too lazy to look it up.)

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tfw you're enjoying a rare sit-down at a train station and a giant reeking pungent ambulant scent cloud with *allegedly* a human being inside sits down right next to you so that your two choices are 1) standing or a) choking #firstworldproblems but seriously people UNDERDO YOUR SCENT

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@gemmachaos.bsky.social is a literal rockstar and I'm going to marry her. I'm going to marry a literal rockstar ✨💖✨

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just saying it was easier to say no to my best friend offering me a drink of Martini Fiero when we were sixteen and our crush was also drinking than it is to stop reading a webcomic I dislike when I'm already late-ish for work now that I'm forty-yep

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Faut faire le travail per imparare l'italiano without being distracted door alle andere talen die ich lernen möchte

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I may be a hugger, but if YOU are NOT a hugger, then I do not get to hug YOU. Huggers gonna hug, but nonhuggers are NOT gonna hug. It's not like there's only two of us around! If you're a hugger, hug other huggers! If you insist on hugging nonhuggers, you're a hugger AND a harasser.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is there a name for the specific type of seasonal affective disorder where you just, mentally and physically, go to frkn pieces around either equinox? Catch the kind of bug that lies you flat for a week or more, along with a massive existential breakdown, every March & September like calendarwork?

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm still floating on a compliment I got last night that boils down to "your singing voice is enby". 🥰🥰🥰 Even if I get zero of the two solos I auditioned for, it was so worth it for hearing that alone.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Okay, who heard the word "medicane" (Mediterranean hurricane) for the first time and made the conscious choice to make that a thing? It's the *stupidest* word I've ever seen. YOU ARE CALLING A STORM A MOBILITY AID, YOU CHATBOTPUSHERS.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Also, IT IS NOT. GOING. TO BE. GOOD. IS IT. Watching this would be contributing to trans people getting their lives ruined for SLOP. If you watch this, you pay for murder and humiliation WITHOUT ENJOYING YOURSELF.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm not transgender, I'm postgender. Wait no. That sounds unforgivably pretentious and as if I'm still in Uni which is stolen valour. Exgender? Aftergender? Fuck it. I'm March and my pronouns are they/them.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Okay, who let Bloody Stupid Johnson into Cubetown

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

TIL the word "lexile" and my internet-ridden brain simply cannot accept that it doesn't mean "the state of being banned from reading anything whatsoever"

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Bitterness is a paralytic, but spite? Spite is its own reward, y'all.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

goddammit, I thought trying to engage with a thing that I like and then feeling so thoroughly alienated by the reality of engaging with the thing that it turns into rejection sensitivity dysphoria and a clouded opinion of the thing was a primary and secondary school and Uni thing ONLY but NOOO

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Aw yiss finally getting around to @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social Episode Thirteen, THE Sherlock Movie I Have Seen. "He moves in silence like the G in lasagna" FFS @postoctobrist.bsky.social I am TRYING to be normal about you and you're making me I mean it VERY HARD OKAY 💖💖💖

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

looking forward to work tomorrow because being a friendly neighbourhood office drone is 1,000 times easier than being a person at the moment

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If you're a TERF, you hate women. If you hate women, your brain is doing something wrong and you need to get that looked at. I'm just going to keep saying it, you know.

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

That's how it starts. With the admission that real cases do exist, but they're rare and don't need to be accounted for in mainstream society because we have special places for r-words, and special jobs for t-words that decent people don't have to think about.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In the sentence "Amazon destroys old books for AI training", why is everyone so much more up in arms about the 'destroys old books' part? every place in the world that produces and/or stores books, destroys them all the time. I'm entirely on the side of "destroy LLMs, not books", but pulping=trad.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Nooooooooo please not yet it's too soon for having to wear socks and tracksuits in the house nooooooooooo my summerrrrr 😭🥶

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

stupid hormones stupid lungs stupid muscles

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

TIL this fact about a solar eclipse: the little shadows go REALLY crescy

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

think I need to take my soci(et)al engagement all the way offline. This way of communicating is seriously fucking with my brain, and reasons to suck that up and push on are dwindling fast. Not gonna unsubscribe from any patreons or anything, but... the real world is where I wanna be. Best to y'all.💖

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolutely mandatory item it must include? A small container, like a tobacco or mints tin, filled with many-currency coins (preferably obsolete). Bonus points if it originally belonged to an elderly relative.

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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

need a shrink to tell me why, short of monastic solitude, my ideal writing environment emotionally requires invisible ink. if you so much as glance over my shoulder at my first draft, my brain WILL scream at me to self-immolate in front of you, and i'd very much like it to stop doing that

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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Human beings need care and joy and connection. These things are not utopian and are/have been available to people during hard times. Building societies as though those things are of secondary or less importance has landed us into serious trouble that we’re not seriously grappling with.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

did a very weekendy thing over Tues and Wed and now my brain's absolutely refusing to consider this the last day of my workweek instead of the first. I'll have to remind everyone to remind me to 1) water the plants and A) stay in office for six hours instead of four.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Sometimes the day just starts wrong in several little tiny ways at once and today is one of those sometimes. I don't feel ready or able, and nobody is going to sympathise enough to allow me to just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. Welp, nothing for it, bitches - up grumps all.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We must realise, among all else, that Joanne "I Never Got To Do Posh Man Things So Womanhood Is Bullshit And I'll Make Everyone Feel That" Rowling IS NOT A FEMINIST. Never has been by any definition. She's a deeply misogynist shill of the patriarchy, full of bile and thwarted ego. Give her nothing.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Seriously, fuck NS. If you *skip a whole-ass goddamn fucking stop* without any explanation, the LEAST you can fucking do is say "Our apologies for the inconvenience" like y'all used to fucking do! Fucking Grand Trunk ass failsonsabitcoins I swear to something rackum frackum

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It's probably on me for the most part, but the internet used to be a place where my friends were and it isn't now, not really, and I miss it. I really miss it a lot.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Look, I'm not saying it's a slow day at the office. I'm just saying I figured out I can sharpen a pencil with a pair of scissors.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Pride is such a weird habitual thing. I have what amounts to a disability; it limits the type and amount of work I can do at my job; everyone involved in my employment is fully aware and accommodating and keen to not let me push through my own boundaries; all of this is really GOOD! &yet it stings.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Someone wanted to decorate a train platform and rolled a nat 20 on a stealth check. Find the teeny tiny duckling 🥰

A minuscule pink plastic or glass duckling glued? or just placed? on a metal brace bolting a pillar to the stairs on a train station platform. Noticed by accident, photographed on purpose.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Big Men, Tiny Boats and the Magnificence of Anne Hathaway

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I love what Christopher Nolan did with the Odyssey and I forgive him for mistakenly putting "hell" instead of "the underworld" in the script even though he did it twice. Because literally everything else was amazing. I even preemptively forgive him for any nightmares about TINY BOATS I may have.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

wtf is this day even I CANOOT

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Perfect dead jellyfish. Indifferent phone camera.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I find few things more ominous than being on a beach and hearing a boy yell "Dad! Dad! It's still alive!" and looking around and see two male children who have never been told to use their indoor voice bent over *something* in a tide pool.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I love this little island so. much. It's paradise here in summer.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I think Dorothy Sayers may be my favourite writer. /The Documents in the Case/ is a masterpiece of carefully doled-out hints and allegations, a slow but sure build-up of comprehensive characters, and a truly magnificent study of unreliable narration. I'm entranced.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My coworker apologized to me for inadvertently calling me "meis" (friendly Dutch idiom for "girl") the other day and I'm still extraordinarily happy about it. I said she's fine to call me that until we invent a gender neutral equivalent, but it's the awareness that gives me all the joy.

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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

ADHD be like No reminders: "yeah, of course I forgot, you should've sent me reminders!" 1+ reminders: "AAA! you're making it IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO THIS, stop HOUNDING ME you stalky neurotypicals *brain tantrum of anti-ness*" anyway, time to forgo another opportunity to not pay too much for energy

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