March @maalchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't think AI-regurgitated slop *can* be LGBTQ+-friendly, considering how many LGBTQ+ artists are getting fucked over by the mass-scale that is IP theft (and they have fewer resources to fall back on than most cishet artists). You're not really presenting all that lesser of an evil here. 190
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Grey-rock them. "I'm not going to engage with the HP franchise." "Why??" "You know why." "I don't know why!!" "You know why." "I just wanna watch cool stuff with you!" "Great idea! Not gonna engage with the HP franchise tho. How 'bout Other Thing?" "I want HP!!" "You do that! I'm not..." etc. 050
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I want to play this one as my next D&D character 💖 or, @gemmachaos.bsky.social, if Natee permits, would you put this one in the campaign someway or other? 120
Reposted by MarchA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5162651731
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026List game! Yes please! Am I capable of? cooking: yes whistle: very yes draw: ish? paint: walls yes, pictures not really swim: yes english: OH yes dance: yes sing: yes drive: no gifting: sometimes write: yes guitar: alas no speaking: all quotes&opinions all day unless infodumping 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026but at least I can't get up in their literal face about it either 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The way I used to fawn over people in my 300-student school who'd done awesome performance stuff who'd then react like "who dis weirdo ew" really should have prepared me better for how bad an idea parasocial admirationships are... and yet here I am, fawning over podcasters who CAN'T know who I am 🤷🏻♀️ 100
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I really loved this one! Just scary enough that it felt like a Big Deal for me to be on it (I was *very* proud of myself), but also just not scary once you're well away, just a lot of fun ☺️ 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It was EXTENDED TERROR and yes, I would also go on it again! 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The thrill factor is: it's wobbly and feels rickety and at one point it sort of climbs the inner wall of a giant silo in a spiral like the tower in Hogfather and it *leans* a bit into the void and you're like "this hoopty lap bar is the only thing between me and a decameter drop into darkness" 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Keep up the good work on turning the Toxic Overcompensator into Short King, Fun At Parties! 050
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What if Black Russian but rum instead of vodka? 10/10 cocktail no notes is what, but for the life of me I can't think of a name that wouldn't rightfully get me cancelled. (Also I'm too lazy to look it up.) 100
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tfw you're enjoying a rare sit-down at a train station and a giant reeking pungent ambulant scent cloud with *allegedly* a human being inside sits down right next to you so that your two choices are 1) standing or a) choking #firstworldproblems but seriously people UNDERDO YOUR SCENT 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@gemmachaos.bsky.social is a literal rockstar and I'm going to marry her. I'm going to marry a literal rockstar ✨💖✨ 110
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yep! Two-tin bean soup. Small can of veggie soup, small can of beans, toss them together in a bowl, microwave. 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just saying it was easier to say no to my best friend offering me a drink of Martini Fiero when we were sixteen and our crush was also drinking than it is to stop reading a webcomic I dislike when I'm already late-ish for work now that I'm forty-yep 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Faut faire le travail per imparare l'italiano without being distracted door alle andere talen die ich lernen möchte 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bluesky you're dropping the ball. Friends don't let friends vaguebleet their emotions! 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No no. I insist on being cringe online forever. Being cringe is what the internet is for! 020
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I may be a hugger, but if YOU are NOT a hugger, then I do not get to hug YOU. Huggers gonna hug, but nonhuggers are NOT gonna hug. It's not like there's only two of us around! If you're a hugger, hug other huggers! If you insist on hugging nonhuggers, you're a hugger AND a harasser. 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A visit from Justin Timbersnake means good cheer for at least a year! Hurray! 💖 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That's admirable, but in this particular context, unfortunately, more of an argument for the wrong side. Fact: many, many people DO need help, in order not to get harmed by systemic issues. Help costs money, money is there, but the ones who hold it don't want to spend it. 110
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Let me know when ministers start wringing their hands about how society could have declined so harshly. 🙄 020
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Must be nice! Wonder what that's like, being able to think "no money required". 100
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trolls gonna troll. See how she doubled down? It's very sad. Anyway, people not taking us seriously is going to bite them in the ass eventually. You know when we'll come into our own, right? When the neurotypicals all lose their heads in the chaos. They'll not get help from us "cartoon characters". 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't think it's contempt as such; I think it's fear. A lack of trust in both own skills and the reactions of others. A pressure put on oneself to do things other people do and get likes for. It's misguided and they shouldn't, but I think the solution is more difficult than just calling it out. 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can't do Instagram, but: go Adam's wife, you're awesome! 🙌🏻☀️ 110
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026November, Abigail, Devon and Nate enter the stage and strike a pose Devon roars: "FREE FUCKING PALESTINE, HANDS OFF LIBANON" Exeunt, chased by apocalyptic applause Audience goes home 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tea, cheese scones, an easy book, and rest, and thank you for telling us 💖 010
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is there a name for the specific type of seasonal affective disorder where you just, mentally and physically, go to frkn pieces around either equinox? Catch the kind of bug that lies you flat for a week or more, along with a massive existential breakdown, every March & September like calendarwork? 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Eddie's not an artist. He's a businessman. He threw someone under the bus for marketing reasons and now he's trying to make it sound like he's the good guy (while not making it sound like Macklemore's the bad guy, for marketing reasons) for marketing reasons. Crispin Horsefry ass *salesdude*. 020
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm still floating on a compliment I got last night that boils down to "your singing voice is enby". 🥰🥰🥰 Even if I get zero of the two solos I auditioned for, it was so worth it for hearing that alone. 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Extremely this. It takes a LOT of corralled spite and fabulation to then still do the steps. I have to tell myself I *am* the rogue I play in our DnD campaign and doing the steps is detrimental to establishment somehow. 020
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not in the tiny slightest! I wish I could spend the next six months in your neighbourhood 😁 but reading about summer is a comfort! 020
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Okay, who heard the word "medicane" (Mediterranean hurricane) for the first time and made the conscious choice to make that a thing? It's the *stupidest* word I've ever seen. YOU ARE CALLING A STORM A MOBILITY AID, YOU CHATBOTPUSHERS. 000
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yessss 💖 here on the other side of the planet, as autumn gently saunters closer, I think of a winter full of daily* delightful, multicolour, sun-drenched peeks into Aotearoa life and I don't fear the dark days nearly as much ☺️ *breaks as necessary counted in, ofc! 1160
March @maalchen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My head's being weird about doing things, but I'll keep you posted! 110