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Gemma Hazeborg

@gemmachaos.bsky.social
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Musician, Nature Nerd, World Appreciator, blogs and podcasts at chasmosaurs.com Special interests include but not limited to: Animals, dinosaurs, theme parks, music, prog rock, infrastructure Up with lgbt+ rights, down with AI (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 15h
Been a while since I found an old fashioned bandwagon. Am I capable, why not. cooking: yes whistle: god no plz stop draw: kinda paint: no swim: yes english: yes dance: no sing: emphatic yes drive: no gifting: not really write: yes guitar: yes speaking: only to neurodivergent people
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Theme park thread? Theme park thread! I've been to Bobbejaanland! I've been here previously in 2004, annus horribilis for Belgian amusement parks. That was a very formative visit for me as a theme park fan. But I haven't been back since. Rectification time!
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Episode 52 of the podcast is here! Featuring our overview of @dinoconuk.bsky.social 2026 and thoughts on Surviving Earth, the prehistory-spanning CG palaeo-docu-fiction series from NBC!
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Podcast Show Notes: Episode 52 – Surviving DinoCon
Back in July (25 & 26), Marc and Natee attended DinoCon 2026 in Birmingham, the successor to DinoCon 2025 in Exeter, which was the spiritual successor to all those TetZooCons. It was huuuge. In…
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seems like some people have jumped on for my theme park reviews. To all who visit this messy place: welcome! Here's a place I've been last year. More is on the way!
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How about another theme park thread? This was the first time I visited Avonturenpark Hellendoorn, Netherlands due East, since 2008. In a country stacked with theme parks, how does this one stack up? Let's find out together.
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Gemma, Marc and Natee finally get around to discussing Neave Parker’s monochrome saurians. Then, Marc interviews American artist and author Timothy J Bradley on a career that encompasses Dinamation, toy design and literally hundreds of illustrations.
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Podcast Show Notes: Episode 51 – Parkersaurs to Ultimasaurs
In this slightly-delayed-by-the-heatwave episode, Gemma, Marc and Natee finally get around to discussing some of the best-known and most widely reproduced and copied palaeoart of all time – Neave P…
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Before pride month ends I just want to say that, no matter what atrocities our governments commit against our community, i am proud to be a trans woman. i don't wish i was cis. this life is mine. and i love it.
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Joop.nl @joop.nl · 29/06/2026
Opinie Vanessa Romeijn: 'Trans mensen verdienen net zo goed het respect dat feitenvrije hitserij geen podium krijgt'
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De transfobe onzin van Plasterk en Omtzigt: wanneer media fungeren als platform voor verzinsels - Joop - BNNVARA
Opinie Vanessa Romeijn: 'Trans mensen verdienen net zo goed het respect dat feitenvrije hitserij geen podium krijgt'.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
RIP Arie Force One
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Joop.nl @joop.nl · 26/06/2026
Opinie Tom Kniesmeijer: Waarom puberteitsremmers de oplossing zijn en niet het probleem www.bnnvara.nl/joop/artikel...
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Waarom puberteitsremmers de oplossing zijn en niet het probleem - Joop - BNNVARA
Tom Kniesmeijer over de conservatieve lulkoek van Pieter Omtzigt en anderen.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The older I get, the more I love the sounds of screams you hear at an amusement park. We're staring at our screens all day. Getting out there and experiencing something real, something embodied, something that takes us to the egde of what we dare, that can only be good for us.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 23/06/2026
SO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT BURST ALREADY 🫧
MEME OF TEXT W SKELETON:
REMEMBER "NFT'S"?????
Sort of?
Not really?
THE SAME GUYS WHO MADE THAT
BULLSHIT ARE NOW TELLIN US
AUTO-COMPLETE IS INTELLIGENT 
AND IT HAS FEELINGS
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Theme park thread! Let's talk about Duinrell! I've visited this place five or six times now, and the last time was well before covid, so Rick the Frog and his posh Wassenaar are due a new evaluation!
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We got to fifty! Can you believe it?
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Nostalgic dinomatronics!
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Kermis Amersfoort. One of the perks of compulsive coaster credit collecting is that sometimes, you ride something for the credit that ends up being, completely accidentally, rather fun.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I've been to Hansa-Park! It's a theme park in Sierksdorf, Northern Germany that has been put on the map by some serious dedication to themeing, as well as some absolutely cuckoo-bananas roller coasters! Enjoy the big review thread! 🧵
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I have been! To a place! It was great!
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Podcast Episode 48! Of The Dinosaurs and The New Dinosaurs! We review Netflix' latest palaeodoc starring Morgan Freeman, and interview the maestro of speculative evolution himself, Dougal Dixon!
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Podcast Show Notes: Episode 48 – Dougal Dixon and Netflix’ Dinosaurs
It feels like we’re doing this a lot now, but Marc, Gemma and Natee are once again reviewing a new television show with CGI dinosaurs! This time, the title is simply “The Dinosaurs&#822…
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No tyrants.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Thank you Katwijk! It's good being in a band innit
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It's been so long since I've done an old fashioned Vintage Dinosaur Art.
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A cute children's book this time, as A Boy And His Dinosaur take a hike on foot into the Jurassic. Do you remember this one?
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Vintage Dinosaur Art: Dinosaur Dream
You know, I’ve only done one Vintage Dinosaur Art project in the entire year of 2025? Granted, it was the mammoth, three part project on Marie Hubrecht at the Lyceum, the results of which are…
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
So I'm not an economist and I'm not very smart but I'm trying to wrap my head around the "LLM-based AI is not, in fact, a bubble" mindset. Little thread.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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finally crashing out over the bird thing #dinosaurs #paleontology
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Lauren @tinylongwing.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Utahraptor for today's #DrawDinosDaily. These guys feel so much like the Cretaceous equivalent of a lion to me - big, powerful, and fast. 🎨 #SciArt #PaleoArt #dinosaurs
Illustration of a Utahraptor, a large bulky dromaeosaur with a chunky head, deep belly, thick hindlegs and long tail. It is covered in a coat of coarse feathers, including pinnate wings on the arms. It has a dark crown, white supercilium, red irises, dark auriculars, and a cream "mane" of longer neck hackles, then a dark back and tail. It is posed as if looking to the side and down slightly while walking at a 3/4 angle toward the viewer, one foot raised.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I worked hard on this article. A long trip down memory lane, into the my own past with the past of the past. I think it's a triple time travel.
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Remembering the Biochron
Zoos and dinosaurs. I have written a lot about Dutch zoos and dinosaurs on these pages. Most zoos in my home country have some degree of dinosaur presence, in the shape of permanent or temporary mo…
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think I know who to thank for the new followers. Hiya. I hope you can put up with me whinging about theme parks.
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Joop.nl @joop.nl · 17/02/2026
Jenny Rozema: Het Verenigd Koninkrijk verbood transgenderzorg voor kinderen, het aantal zelfdodingen vervijfvoudigde www.bnnvara.nl/joop/artikel...
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Het Verenigd Koninkrijk verbood transgenderzorg voor kinderen, het aantal zelfdodingen vervijfvoudigde - Joop - BNNVARA
Schokkend en tragisch nieuws uit het Verenigd Koninkrijk.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who goes to Port Aventura and thinks "boy, this place sure is well run, we gotta have some of that expertise on board"...?
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Ex-directeur PortAventura maakt opvallende overstap naar eigenaar Slagharen, Bobbejaanland en Movie Park
De voormalig algemeen directeur van het Spaanse pretparkresort PortAventura World heeft een nieuwe functie bij een directe concurrent. David García...
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/02/2026
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.
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European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
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Sophie M. @sophiesaurus98.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Check out this unbelievably cool Jan Sovák painting! How often do you see plesiosaurs and dinosaurs interacting at all, let alone this cinematically? It’s unbelievable how productive Sovák was as an artist, I just keep finding more and more of his work that I’ve never seen before!
A splotchy-patterned Troodon and its chick flee from the sudden appearance of a huge, snake-necked elasmosaur. Its emergence sends a spray of water flying between them, nearly sweeping the young dinosaur away.
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
That sexual selection is one of the primary drivers in evolution is well established. Studies of Mesozoic #dinosaurs and #pterosaurs, however, have been dominated by the view that the variation, extravagance and diversity seen in these animals is not due to the pressures of sexual selection, but...
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Thank you, @dinoconuk.bsky.social . Abuse has no place in the palaeo community. We stand in solidarity with this message, and wtih all the victims of the horrible crimes commited by the Epstein organization.
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Pumpkin Spiced Trish @babbletrish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Fashion Trends for Iguanodons Beaklips = WAY OUT Freaky Feather-Spikes = IN!
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Been a fan of @kermodemovie.bsky.social for many years, for his intelligent, cutting and highly moral takedowns of Hollywood grot. The Mark Kermode Rant playlist is my comfort watch on YouTube. Believe me when I say... this is his best bad review in a long career. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyU...
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Mark Kermode reviews Melania
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take
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Mark Witton @markwitton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Finally, I can break silence! I did a lot of creature design work for this show (collaborating, of course, with the production team) and think the animals are looking pretty good here! This was a lot of fun to work on - will be watching on Mar. 6! www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ZB...
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The Dinosaurs | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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March @maalchen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The sentence "Gemma remembers a hidden gem in Emmen" is filling me with a word-nerd joy of rare and wondrous enormity ✨
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I worked hard on this article. A long trip down memory lane, into the my own past with the past of the past. I think it's a triple time travel.
chasmosaurs.com
Remembering the Biochron
Zoos and dinosaurs. I have written a lot about Dutch zoos and dinosaurs on these pages. Most zoos in my home country have some degree of dinosaur presence, in the shape of permanent or temporary mo…
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A bittersweet article today as Gemma remembers a hidden gem in Emmen, a dinosaur museum that is no longer there.
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Remembering the Biochron
Zoos and dinosaurs. I have written a lot about Dutch zoos and dinosaurs on these pages. Most zoos in my home country have some degree of dinosaur presence, in the shape of permanent or temporary mo…
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Some capitalist buys some property and decided it can't be arsed to keep the historic roller coaster running anymore. Imagine vandalizing a 100+ year piece of history, not to mention one of the last remaining rides of its kind in the world, out of pure torpor. Sign this petition please.
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Sign the Petition
Protect the Grade II* Listed Scenic Railway at Dreamland Margate
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Sophie M. @sophiesaurus98.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Discovered by @chasmosaurs.bsky.social coauthor @gemmachaos.bsky.social, this nightmare of a Deinonychus has all the worst aspects of the early CGI revolution and none of the endearing qualities. It's a freakish nightmare, plain and simple. For more like it, go here! chasmosaurs.com/2024/07/13/v...
An emaciated, crudely rendered 3D Deinonychus with clawless digits and a bizarre, beaky snout.
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Gemma Hazeborg @gemmachaos.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It feels like the UK theme park scene is falling to bits. No more Ultimate, no more Megafobia, no more Scenic Railway. Alton Towers is struggling, Thorpe Park isn’t seeing a return on investment. What’s next? I really hope I can make it to Blackpool Pleasure Beach this year.
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The Scenic Railway at Dreamland Margate closed for good
The Scenic Railway is taking "retirement from operation as a ride", Dreamland Margate says.
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Bernard Robinson is an artist whose work I’ve always been happy to stumble upon. He was extremely skilled and both the quality of his work and its obviously retro nature make it hugely nostalgic for many.
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Vintage Dinosaur Art – Prehistoric Animals (Macdonald First Library)
Bernard Robinson is an artist whose work I’ve always been happy to stumble upon, ever since I first reviewed the Ladybird book Dinosaurs back in 2011 (can you believe I’ve been writing …
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Evan Johnson-Ransom @ejrpaleo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
For #FossilFriday I’m pleased to announce our new paper on investigating the cranial performance and evolution of feeding behavior in tyrannosauroids and other theropods. Here’s a thread on some of our major findings. #Dinosaurs #Paleontology #Tyrannosaurus #Theropods
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Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs @chasmosaurs.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's the first podcast episode of the new year! Chris DiPiazza introduces us to a formative memory and joins the Chasmosaurs panel for an in depth look at the works of one Pam Mara!
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Podcast Show Notes: Episode 47 – Pam Mara according to Chris
We’re trying out something new for our first podcast episode of 2026! Marc, Natee and Gemma are joined by returning guest Christopher DiPiazza, teacher, palaeoartist and now budding palaeonto…
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