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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
how to delete account
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
beet
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Blackbolt//LW🔻 @blackboltlw.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot as Herbie from The Love Bug/Herbie Fully Loaded? hell yes #fanart #MLaaTR
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i have a domain so might as well use it
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
opened this for the first time in liek 2 months thinking let's see how it's progressed i scroll 2 beets and i see the most boring ass discourse how do you guys do it
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Yuna Noire🏳️‍⚧️ @yunanoire.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature "I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
how are the oomfs doing in the alternate universe
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
i hopped on only bc someone sent me a bsky link to see but i remembered how cool my pfp and banner is here so i should use this account solely bc of that
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
thought people were following me because they thought about me turns out theres just some stupid app i am not following a single person in here
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4QW5 @4qw51.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Dorothy <3
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
biyearly beet
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
monthly beet
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raine 🏳️‍⚧️‼️ @neoncaelestis.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
the best part about having the limited oled deck is i can finally complete the bit
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
lmaooooo
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
check out my new pokemon cards
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
"How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack" is a sentence that plunges me into the deepest, darkest infosec despair.
malwarebytes.com
How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack | Malwarebytes
Your essential guide to toothbrush security.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 06/02/2024
To all the new users coming over from Twitter, allow me to be the first to say, ░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
A man stares down at his penis and says "my life has been ruined by my penis tattoo. I haven't had sex in years because no one can bear to look at it! What's more, it's now forever associated with a grooming scandal." The tattoo is Rick Sanchez's face from the Pickle Rick episode of Rick and Morty.
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
choose your ice cream
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
you're telling me this app doesnt even have GIF SUPPORT? this app is so useless
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
on god he just like me fr
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
thanks to my simple rule “just call people whatever pronoun they want who cares” i spend less time thinking about gender issues than 95% of the population. with my free time i imagine cool battles
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
look what santa got me
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
choose
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
shoutouts to my boy dyle
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
waiting on cloudflare to update so i can use my domain as an @
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
can you not make your account private in this ive been looking through the entire settings
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
i wanna show people things when i say i make videogames but have literally nothing at a point to even show so i really gotta keep working on this however i got distracted for weeks bc i am not doing great at my new job and i got a vr headset so ive been fucking with that as well in my free time
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whim @whim.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
queso
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
hi
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
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Luleta @luleta.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
not a fan of clowns.
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
my steam name has been the real pickle rick for the past 6 years, i changed it for something i don't even remember at this point and i was gonna change it back but i said "wouldn't it be funny if i kept it i wonder for how long it can go" but i don't think it's funny anymore but 6 YEARS man
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
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whim @whim.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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Krephles (COMMS OPEN) @krephles.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Eat da frog
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
upgrade
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
posting this on reddit for 7 billion trillion karma
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
todays daily beet: ok guys who wants a burger
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 06/10/2023
Lick It. i dont care what u think it is, just lick it i promise it'll be fine dude no you can't open your eyes thats cheating
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Winker @winkert.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Cruisin for a bruisin
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sufan.bsky.social @sufan.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
today's daily beet: to further amplify my virginity i am making my main operating system radiohead themed arch linux check it out
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Winker @winkert.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
😀👍
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mon @m0nkena.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
what movie is this
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dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
i hate using new apps
A green login screen for an App called "Deffun"

At the top is the word "Deffun" which is above a generic looking app symbol (purple and blue circle)

Below the symbol is a tagline that says "Talk to the world"

Below the tagline are Sign Up and Login buttons

Below the buttons is small text that says

Terms of Service - Privacy Policy - Cookie Policy - Ads Info - More - ©Deffun 2004An app that looks like a green Twitter/Threads/Bsky. 
Next to the reply, share and heart buttons is an odd cylindrical symbol

new sonic: what does that fourth thing do

f9 for mage: man (attached to the post is a headline that says "Twitter headquarters on fire for 18 days in a row")

ben: what's your favorite memory of twitter

jon (replying to ben): never used it

star mario got (replying to ben): one time i posted a picture of my face and a garfield parody account replied that he no longer believed in God

new sonic: what does that fourth thing do (the cylindrical symbol is red and rising on new sonic's post)

1st gen pokemon: deffun was created before twitter?? (attached to the post is the first image, zoomed in on the 2004)

new sonic: i hate starting over on a new app. its like the first day at a new job where you don't know anyone or what that fourth thing does. what the fuck does it do (the odd symbol is rising to the point of touching the text)another screenshot of posts on Deffun

new sonic: WHAT DOES IT DO (the odd symbol is now growing out of the screen and looping back down, touching new sonic's avi)


1st gen pokemon: oh shit (attached to the post is an image of the wikipedia article for Deffun. It says "Deffun was created in 2004 by Dr. Nick Staler in an effort to perform an online ritual to summon an entity known as The Lengthy Surgeon

Users who signed up for Deffun unknowingly agreed to give up a portion of their souls to aid in the summoning. They were also entered into a lottery, in which the winner would be used as a vessel for The Lengthy Surgeon

The website was shut down after Staler was unable to hit the required goal of 100,000 users"

severed bot: wait the site needed 100,000 users? how many does it have now?

1st gen pokemon: 987,835,245

severed bot: ok

new sonic has an unreadable post as it is completely covered in the odd symbol.More posts on Deffun

Fox News: BREAKING: BIG OLE SURGEON CRAWLS OUT OF DEFFUN USER'S MOUTH (attached to the post is a headline that says "FIND A RELIGION AND PRAY TO A GOD BECAUSE IT IS NOT LOOKING GREAT")

jon: OH GOD IT CONSUMES. OH HOW IT CONSUMES. THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE

NBC News: Elon Musk offers to buy Deffun for $45 Billion (attached to the post is a headline that says "Elon Musk: 'I'm gonna charge for vowels')
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