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Lyse

@lyse.myatproto.social
4.8K followers 2K following 44.5K posts

Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 5h
I have so many
What's the wildest thing you ever did for money?

Image: large classroom filled with nursing students in scrubs
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 6h
Lolol. @badposter.lol is the glue
My ducks aren't in a row.

Three are making terrible life choices, two keep saying
"it is what it is" and one is definitely a raccoon

Somehow, the raccoon is holding us all together
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 9h
Unjerrified label
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 12h
Crudely drawn person with no eyes 

Text: what a terrible day to have eyes
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
She knows when I look at other cats
Torbie cat pressing her head into my hand
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
Group of girls shying away labeled “Tyler just being funny” face a girl labeled “Apollo” who is holding a red dodgeball labeled “the gift of prophecy”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
Isn’t this the most adorable tiny little earbud case?
A small small earbud case. It has a keyring that is looped over my middle finger.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
Awww - she’s all curled up between my feet on the footrest
A torbie cat curled up warm and sleepy between blanket covered feet
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 18/10/2026
You mean this
"i'd never sell out for clout" not me playboy i'll sell out faster than a new pair of limited edition Jordans ill swallow for that follow ya feel me
Followed by GoOoOoOoOose, Chief Georgia O' Keef, and 392 others
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
oh you sonuva—
Image of an upset man in glasses and plaid in front of a computer 
“Just know that this like was given under duress”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
I cackled
Text: He's making the most out of his purchase

Image: small plane training a banner reading “Where’s your plane, peasants?”

Text: If Towned a plane, I admit, I would do this too.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
Woooooo!!!
Completed stamped cross stitch showing a scene of fields and flowers with a bike propped against a barrel
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
I guess in order to exercise our right to vote we have to live grey joyless lives.
Michael Feinberg •
@michael-feinberg.bsky.social
Joined Jun '25
I'm sorry, but adults who play video games should have no say in governance.
Put aside childish things.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
This is some real “Fire is Hot” reporting
AMERICANS WOULD HAVE PAID LESS FOR EVERYDAY GOODS WITHOUT TRUMP TARIFFS, NY FED FINDS

Image: close up of trump, the bottom half of his face covered by a flag
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
I love Kevin
Image of a cafes window. There is a sign printed on a sheet of paper taped to the window next to a chonky orange cat.

Sign: 

A QUICK NOTE
ABOUT THE ORANGE CAT
His name is Kevin.
Kevin does not belong to this café.
Kevin has a home.
Kevin is fed at home.
Kevin has convinced at least 14 customers that he has not eaten in several days.
This is a lie.
Kevin has already had breakfast.
Twice.
Please stop buying him sausage.
Kevin weighs 8.4 kg.
Kevin is currently on a diet.
Kevin strongly disagrees with this decision.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
dammit
Image of an upset man in glasses and plaid in front of a computer 
“Just know that this like was given under duress”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
She’s napping
A torbie cat sleeping on a blanket covered lap
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
Sooo floofy! Tabi was climbing earlier but has settled in for a doze
Torbie cat on a blanket covered lap. Her eyes are mere slits.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
Oh shit. This is it.
A whole generation worked to empower women, but forgot to teach men how to live with empowered
women
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
I can verify that stealing a duck from a park will liven up your life
Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things.
Me: I went to the park today.
Therapist: Good! I hope you got something from that.
Me: *opens jacket* this duck


@itgirlmovement
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Getting so close now
Stamp cross stitch project in progress. It appears about 98% complete
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
*heavy sigh*
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“Just know that this like was given under duress”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
Tabi all curled up on the blankies 🥹
Torbie cat curled up on a grey and a white blanket. Her little nose is buried on the fleece.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
That labeler just keeps giving
Joined Nov ‘24
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Three cartoon spider-men pointing at each other
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Pranay Pathole
@PPathole
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
8:51 AM • Apr 12, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
7,387 Retweets
656 Quote Tweets
23.8K Likes
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I am feeling attacked
The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems while letting our car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
Shoutout to the people who do the little awkward jog when a car lets them cross the street. You aren't actually moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful.
I see you. I respect you
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Omg.
Coldstuff Ice Cream
...
M
Michael Bale
Local Guide • 82 reviews
2 days ago
This place is trash I do not blame the employees for their lack of training the owners need to do better to train their employees
Coldstuff Ice Cream (Owner)
• a day ago
Nobody blamed the employees you brain dead dolt. I said boomers can't yell at them. Why are you here defending that like it was a god given right. Suck less dork.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026

iMessage
Today 3:36 PM
From Behavioral Health Education
Services.
Justin has an appt with Dr. Marshall on
Monday, October 7 at 12:45 PM.
Reply to confirm date and time.

реере poopoo

Justin, this is not an automated message. Should we consider this a confirmation for said time and date?

oh my god i'm so sorry. yes, tomorrow at 12:45 works fine
Delivered
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
I’d watch the hell out of this as a rom-com
Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (sempe...
@cuntleyjune.bsky.social
this lex post is an excellent film subplot premise
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Day 180 In Poly Housing
No one has noticed that I am not in the polycule. I have been dish martyr for months now and my place in the house is all but solidified. I pay no bills, I have no rent to speak of; my only fear is that soon someone will ask "Who are you dating?" and my palace will collapse on my head.
Jun 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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Jul 23
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Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he's dating one of us but we can't figure out who. it's possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he's been doing the dishes for us. we've decided that for the sanity of the polycule we'll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he'll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Image of a picture of a very poorly drawn root vegetable with a caption of Turnip, round root that is eaten as a vegetable and that our illustrator said he could draw no problem, but look how bad he fucked it up.

Text: thedeadguyintheback:
how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing
15.6K followers 124.2K following 21 posts

Building a cozy corner of like-minded friends.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
I think I can see a light in the distance
Stamped cross stitch project in progress.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
No, I will not be on time
Yes, I will smell like weed a little bit

Image: a gnome in red pointy hat walking with a stick. He has a sword and knapsack
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Uh…is Mother Nature drunk again?
Thu
83°
83° |55° Sunny

Fri

72°| 47° Mostly Sunny
Sat

61°| 43° Mostly Sunny
Sun

59°| 40° Mostly Sunny
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Goddammit, Katie
Image of an upset man in glasses and plaid in front of a computer 
“Just know that this like was given under duress”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Biblically accurate Angel food cake

Image: a cake with a small pair of wings and a multitude of eyes
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
The Sickos meme, but the work Sickos has been (crudely) replaced with “Bsky users”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Look what @ladytea.bsky.social got for me!! A Tabi blankie
A fleece blanket showing a large image of a torbie cat with green eyes
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
"Many men wanted to lay me down; but few wanted to lift me up" —Eartha Kitt

Image: two pictures of Eartha Kitt in a gorgeous brown off the shoulder gown, in the second she is holding a bouquet
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Grey girls are great at the stink eye. Gizmo was a queen.
A grey tuxedo cat with green eyes. She is snuggled into a blanket with just chest and head showing and is giving the camera a “look”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
??!?
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Not Found
Account is deactivated
Try again
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Old-timey nurses 100% wore capes
An image from a Red Cross Pattern on how to make a nurses cape
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Scrubbed
Lee Hong-koo (Korean: 0|§7; 9 May 1934 - 5 May 2026) was a South Korean academic and politician who served as the 28th prime minister of South Korea from
1994 to 1995.121
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t know who needs to see this but…
A man stands with his arms akimbo, staring to the side. He is in a dirt lot with heavy equipment in the back. He is wearing a hard hat, eye protection, a plaid shirt, leather work gloves, and a hi vis kilt
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Man shaving his head while getting a swastika tattoo 

“I JUST HATE TO DO THIS.

I FEEL BULLIED, REALLY.”
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, dammit Skip
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmm. So he criticized revealing a dude that created fake videos of politicians, but he’s 100% for exposing a rape victim to retaliation and ridicule. That tracks.
In 2019, Tracey criticized an article by Kevin Poulsen in The Daily Beast, which revealed the identity and criminal history of a man who had allegedly created a modified video of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that made her appear drunk. 91
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