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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Microsoft discontinuing Publisher, making me use Word docs, will be my 13th reason

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hold up, how tall is Dakota Johnson? You're telling me she's the same height as Taylor?

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Does IU realize I'm already angry about having to watch this game on fucking PEACOCK?! For the love of GOD, stop playing like shit #iufb

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Me screaming OH TOM ALLEN! at my tv ❤️ #iufb #clemson

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If we can bring measles back we can bring cocaine in Coca-Cola back

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

New day, new mental breakdown

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If Sophie Cunningham really wants to protect young women in sports, I have some better ideas of where she can start.

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Losing My Perspicacity, July 24, 2026

Sit down, Sophie Cunningham

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Yeah I'm a lazy piece of shit and buy bagged lol

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Can someone tell me if carrots are safe from the explosive diarrhea disease

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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

what do you mean my aggressive finger wagging doesn't negate a red card

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina's game plan is to break bones

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I wish Trump would pay attention to this halftime message, but we all know he can't read

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The comeback from France has been INCREDIBLE 😱

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My cat had surgery and is stressing me out walking all over the place. Like a constant back and forth. JUST GO TO SLEEP

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Go To Sleep! Go To Sleep!

ALT: Go To Sleep! Go To Sleep!

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Fight like Michael Collins @praying4peace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I just spoke to Bitch McConnell - I told him all about what a scumbag he is and how I hope he burns in hell for what he did to this country. He didn’t argue with a single thing I said. Must have agreed. In fact, he never said a word. Just like with Scott Jennings. Good talk. Enjoy hell, you demon.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/07/2026

The US women's team has 4 world cup titles and 5 Olympic gold medals. They're a heavy favorite for the women's world cup next year. The Men's team has 0 in both. The women get the job done.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just spoke to Mitch McConnell. For a seance, it was pretty dull.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Come on, USA, we gotta win, I'm not about to start calling it football

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Fireworks are low IQ and you won't convince me otherwise

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm in Indiana so no 🤣😭 Maybe the Republic of Fort Wayne

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Wishing all the scared pets some peace during this scary time 😫😭 may it thunderstorm in your city this weekend

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Jeff Cannata @jeffcannata.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Congratulations right-wingers, now the soccer coach gets to check your daughter’s genitalia.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I really don't understand the appeal of setting fireworks off in the middle of the day 😑

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Netherlands vs Sweden is like a bunch of Ikea cabinets duking it out

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I just know when they filmed this, Amanda expected to be in her Ariana arc, feeling cool 🤣 #IntheCity

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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Mamdani’s New York is having the kind of run that you normally only see in a montage at the end of a Disney Channel movie

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Have to remind myself I'm not a Knicks fan, I just love a bedazzled shirt. I do not need another t-shirt.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"It's always nice when no one's happy" 🤣 #NBAFinals

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Finally started In the City and Kyle telling Amanda she's sweating because she's wearing a raincoat was HILARIOUS #IntheCity

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Lol the nail polish I happened to buy today #Knicks

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Jalen Brunson: “You’re allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. But you gotta go out there and do something about it.” A good mantra for fighting fascism too.

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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

You know what I decided to eat after working in a 100 degree plus shed? Ramen. Boiling hot ass ramen.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

There was one man that I decided to target while bartending and every time he came up to buy drinks I screamed AND A BUCKET OF FIREBALL and then he was like nooooooo.

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Lauren Wolfer @lwolfer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026