Sign in

s🎃m

@lunarriviera.bsky.social
551 followers 270 following 16K posts

she/her 🏳️‍🌈 just another writer with a cat | danmei/dangai main | p大 enthusiast, 肉包 enjoyer | entitled to #dmbj compensation | #默读 #光渊 #杀破狼 #烈火浇愁 #猎罪图鉴 #致命游戏 #雪迷宫 | 我胡汉三又回来了。| lunarriviera.carrd.co 🍵

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by s🎃m
vic @vicxtcria.bsky.social · 4h
#沈翊 #檀健次
021
Reposted by s🎃m
Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 7h
No I meant this one 😂
The "average person's familiarity" XKCD comic that is two stick figures speaking. Sloppily added text I put in there is denoted by capital letters in the following transcript:
First speaker: FANDOM DISCOURSE is second nature to us TERMINALLY ONLINE XENNIALS, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows THE SPN WRITERS' ROOM and one or two C-DRAMAS.
Second speaker: and TJLC, of course
First speaker: of course.

The caption reads "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."
3169
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 7h
isn't it wonderful how online tools make scheduling events SO much simpler [sound up] [i guess]
260
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 10h
i know this will be hard to believe, but i was today years old when i learned about the voltron ship wars. suddenly a lot of weird things about new anglophone danmei readers make so much more sense now. sokath her eyes opened
8240
Reposted by s🎃m
old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 05/10/2026
brackett seedling cling peaches, painted by bertha heiges, 1902
brackett seedling cling peaches, painted by bertha heiges, 1902
0438
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 13h
me [wakes up, eyes still closed] my brain: hey guess what brain: why does john hurt's chestburster run away like that me: … brain: it just hatched so it must be really hungry brain: and there's a perfectly good source of meat right there, still twitching me: [weakly] why are you like this. it's 8 am
160
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 15h
several of you absolute sweethearts keep commenting consistently on my not-kinktober fics and WOW i'd forgotten how it really does give you the will to go on living in this misbegotten world. girding my loins and tackling the next set of prompts every day for 3 people and a corn chip, with gratitude
3100
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 15h
science may never understand why i have insomnia
online shopping search list that includes "dissolving melatonin" and "magnesium" but also a dmbj novel called "cavern of the blood zombies"
150
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
around this time of year i start wanting to mix up a batch of the one decent cocktail i ever invented, for me and who
recipe to make a steve rogers, which is kind of a dirty amaretto sour
3130
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they showed a trailer for this movie when my parents took me to see star wars: a new hope in 1976 and i remember putting my blankie over my head in distress. still don't care for these insects even when they're not the sentient fire-starting kind en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bug_(19...
140
Reposted by s🎃m
StubbleBrilliant @terribleaunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#杀破狼 #ShaPoLang 长庚/顾昀 "男人话太多就没时间做别的了,这道理你懂不懂?" "A man who talks too much has no time left for anything else—or haven't you learned that yet?" 感谢小长庚的头发🙏
233381
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have passed the test. i will diminish, and go into the west
bye
1320
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you know who you are
no im not tagging this
050
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tonight my frenemies, yours truly reaches a humble milestone
yes i will post my 100th piece of piping hot garbage!
1140
Reposted by s🎃m
Liang Ge (they/them) @liangge11.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m very pleased to share the publication of a new book that Tingting Hu and I have co-authored, The Danmei Culture in Chinese Media and Society: Male-Male Romance, Resistance and Representation, published by Routledge! 🎉🎉🎉
23722
Reposted by s🎃m
littlecatinabox @afuzzylizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I had a penny for every time Zhu Yilong starred in a project where he has an intense dynamic with an officer of the law with stomach problems I'd have two pennies. Which isn't much but it's weird it's happened twice.
171
Reposted by s🎃m
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: They need cuddles Production: We can give you tombs! A tomb on a ship? Me: No I want them to cuddle Production: How about a meteor? We can also throw in a memory snake for free! Me: No I want an episode of them cuddling. Sleeping in. Production: WE HAVE SNAKES!!!! Me: JUST LET THEM SLEEP
1164
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when your beta is reading over your absolutely vulgar pornography, and you're pacing like a nervous TV show father outside the waiting room while his wife is delivering a baby
luo wenzhou on crutches in hospital pajamas waiting dumbly like a dog outside the ER while fei du is in surgery, and his parents stand there like "our son has a boyfriend? how are we just now finding out about this"
0130
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not me in my chang geng feelings again bc of a quotebot. his 2 worst fears: that xizi won't survive serving on the front, and, maybe more frightening, that as soon as he grows up and moves out of the marquis's estate he'll just be cast aside and forgotten. that gu yun was only being momentarily kind
3120
Reposted by s🎃m
dailyshapolang @dailyshapolang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They called each other father and son, but the connection between them was merely a ragged centimeter’s worth of lamp wick that would burn out as soon as it was lit.
042
Reposted by s🎃m
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Barbara Kruger's 1981 "Untitled" which shows a playfully wrestling group of men in suits, their faces rendered white with contrast, and juxtaposted over them are red and white textboxes set on different axes reading, in contrasting white and black typeface, "You construct / intricate rituals / which allow you / to touch the / skin of other men."
5181
Reposted by s🎃m
QJJ Events @qjj-events.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, and happy October! As we prepare for Lanzhou’s birthday week this month, QJJ Events would also like to preemptively inform everyone that this account will also be boosting fanwork, commentary, and discussion for Cezhou’s anniversary in November! #将进酒 #qiangjinjiu #qjj (1/3)
Cezhouversary November 2026
A casual, month-long celebration of Cezhou.
QJJ Events will boost fanworks, commentary & positive discussion throughout the month.
OPTIONAL PROMPTS: Sun and moon, nupital wine, red string, roleplay, soulmates.
131
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm sorry what. WHAT. first of all xincheng we can see your face, you know that right? SECOND of all the way hailou is looking everywhere but at haixia's eyes? the way he reacts when he tugs that strap? the way his smile slides right off his face? NOT ONE OF HIS THOUGHTS RN IS DECENT im unwell #南部档案
5215
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
huge if true
1130
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the emails are down from 150+ to 95. i would like a chocolates now pls
ruan nanzhu giving lin qiushi some chocolates. bc he is a good boy
3150
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LRT so a few months ago i hit pause in the middle of my capri reread; last night with the wifi out, i tried to start v3 again and now i see exactly where/why i stopped. it's not even a divorce arc it's more like an emotional evisceration arc, they're in the most pain it's humanly possible to survive
GREAT. THANKS. WOW. captive prince i guess. lamen. whatever. fuck.
2100
Reposted by s🎃m
Quel @quelmdn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
'I know exactly what it is to want to kill a man, and to wait' #captiveprince #caprisky #q
Fanart of Laurent from csptive prince based on cabanel's painting fallen angel. Laurent is on a dark background, hold tighly a whip on his right hand, it's raised and covering half of his face, from which we can only see a furious, focused gazed and one tears rolling. He's in princely jacket with golden embroidery and a raised leg in tight pants and high boots. Motif of chains surround him. The colors are disaturated and greyish except for a piece of red fabric.
5328143
Reposted by s🎃m
Alethea Kontis, Witch 🖤 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
7731216
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's true: as of midnight today, Chrysanthemum Garden is no more.
oof.
663
Reposted by s🎃m
Ailsa @orchisailsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feeling normal about #HeiHua today as usual. Ft #XieYuchen: collector of priceless antiques, ratty opera houses, and one (1) half feral dubiously socialized racoon. A normal collection for a nice and normal young man #DMBJ #ShaHai
Two screenshots of Xie Yuchen in Sha Hai, subtitled, "I just like old things. Can't stand watching them suffer." An image of Hei Xiazi with a caption that says "Yeah, buddy, we're aware" (in answer to the previous images)
3145
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
am i ever going to be calm about them, ever? not as long as @missjudge.bsky.social keeps making edits like this one: "wouldn't see the point of living on if one of us died" imagine being simultaneously this divorced AND this married. deadass make you want to rip chunks out of drywall and devour them
youtube.com
The Lost Tomb: Restart - The Grave in the Abyss || Hei Xiazi x Xiao Hua || Him & I
YouTube video by missjudge
091
Reposted by s🎃m
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please explain in detail how exactly Haixia's disguise as a woman is going to be useful when you go out later
A screenshot from 《Archives: The Nanyang Mystery》 of Zhang Hailou (played by Zhang Xincheng) looking over his shoulder with a tiny smile after saying, "We might still need it later when we go out." PRAY TELL WHAT NEED THIS BE
282
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spam bot just informed me “protecting you from yourself is a full time job” and it wasn’t even wrong
160
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the good news is, when your wifi goes out at 9 pm you will just take a shower and go to sleep. the bad news is, you dream you’re telling everyone online about “that tom hiddleston gif that will make you pregnant” but you can’t find it. probably because it doesn’t exist
2130
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if you're cold theyre cold. bring them inside
im not tagging this
270
Reposted by s🎃m
Fer (#PoorlyDrawnOctober Time!) @ferferrous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#PoorlyDrawnOctober Makes a return for 2026! Join me once again in fighting against perfectionism! This year, there is a bit of a twist, but the goal stays the same: Draw something every day, and allow yourself to have fun, make messes, and mistakes!
A poster designed like a red-string corkboard one might see in a detective or murder mystery story. The sticky notes have sketched doodles of faces, hearts, dice and tools, associated with the various 'sections' of the poster. 

The text is displayed across various scraps of 'paper', and connected with red string. The text reads:

Poorly-Drawn October 2026

A Monthly challenge of taking risks, and beating perfectionism!

Tricks and Treats:

1: Flower

2: Feet

3: Teeth

4: Rodent

5:Knife/Sword

6: Lantern/candle

7: Alleyway

8: Bat

9: Hands

10: Pumpkin

11: Tea cup

12: Cat

13: A Random wikipedia page

14: Favourite Classic Painting

15: Smoke/smoking

16: Keys

17: Bones

18: Mushroom

19: Dog

20: Surprise someone with Fanart!

Tool Shed:

1 : No Eraser/one layer only

2: Monochrome

3: Switch hands

4: Highlighters/bright colours

5: Papercraft (or digital approx)

6: Symmetry

7: Redraw a photo

8: Baked (anything in the oven)

9: Draw over a photo

10: A tool you never/rarely use

Anatomy of your heart

1 : A Childhood Favourite

2: Most often recommended (by you)

3: Series you’re forever putting off

4: A surprise favourite

5: Most recent book

6: Most recent movie

7: Most recent game

8: Something you Love (to hate)

9: Current Favourite Book/Character

10: Character you’ve somehow never draw
1011373
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it occurs to me that last time i was in a painful writing slump ca. 2021, i did kinktober for my fandom at the time and it partially fixed me. has anyone seen any really good prompt lists? maybe i should attempt one? also tomorrow HALLOWEEN MONTH BEGINS so happy october one day early everyone! 🦇🎃🍂🍁🧙🏼‍♀️
390
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh hahahaha there's a WORD for this, i didn't get ghosted i got CURVED. now i see. now i get how it is. miss thing out here trying to paperclip me, it all makes sense now
static.klipy.com
Lil Yachty Drake
Alt: when drake explains ur laptop to u. and ur lil yachty
150
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
someday i'll remember what worbs are maybe #雪迷宫 #wipwednesday
some worbs idk
080
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: [wakes up] new heihua extra: [exists]
well here we are again. dmbj extra: [existing]
2151
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
—npss, probably #dmbj
if you saw this meme earlier today no you didn't
182
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yes but was it. all of them
book of poetry called "the things she said"
180
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me: winnows "to answer" down to 100 messages me: [sorts email] also me: …now has 150+ in "to answer"
NEW EMAIL HAVE APPEARED
2182
Reposted by s🎃m
douqi @douqi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chapter 46 of Ning Yuan's historical cyberpunk baihe To Embers We Return now up! (Shen Ni: What's my type? I like hot older jiejies. Well, I like one specific hot older jiejie) 🔗 read here: douqi.blog/2026/09/29/t...
Cover of the JJWXC version of To Embers We Return.Extract from Chapter 46 of the English fan translation of To Embers We Return:

The student, taking Shen Ni’s silence for assent, launched enthusiastically into his question. ‘When it comes to romance, marquess jiejie, do you have a type?’

Well, thought Shen Ni, that certainly is a very personal question. She could scarcely imagine anything more so.

Fan Sen’s words drew jeers and groans from the rest of the crowd. ‘How could you ask such a rude question, Fan Sen?’ chided another student. ‘Don’t you know that our marquess jiejie is already married?’

‘What?’ exclaimed Fan Sen, looking incredulous.

In her corner of the stage, Li Shan smirked to herself. There was no way Shen Ni would ever answer such an inane question, she was sure. 

Shen Ni’s gaze flitted over the heads of the crowd and, amid the assembled stares of the audience, fixed itself firmly on Bian Jin. ‘I like sophisticated older women,’ she said. ‘Like my wife.’
2137
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WO DE TIAN this has more PERIL than a goddamn TOMB SHOW
290
s🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
great human inventions, a partial list: 1. antibiotics 2. voting 3. soup dumplings 4. bureaucracy 5. birth control 6. fermentation 7. "domesticated" cats 8. pencil 9. underwear 10. gay
2200
Reposted by s🎃m
mumble @mumblemumble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just looked for this scene on XHS, because of course I can't screen-record it, and found this little edit that really didn't change much except for the music and a few cut lines. It goes straight from "children shouldn't smoke" to "are you coming home this time?" 🥺🥺🥺 #TheWayHome
491
Reposted by s🎃m
no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
152235509111
Reposted by s🎃m
no. @joles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
no, no, she was talking about the soft animal of someone else’s body i’m pretty sure. yeah so actually i do have to be good, and i do have to walk on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. like me specifically. she told me that
0282