L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 9hSome of my WIP titles are like, "medicine," and I open it and it's blank. What medicine. What was I thinking about. What. Where was this supposed to go. 050
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I bring a 《Nanyang Mystery》 missing scene fic! 💌 paddle away paddle 💌 Hailou/Haixia 💌 canon universe, character study, relationship study, fix-it, hurt/comfort, codependency, happy ending 💌 8 scenes where Hailou and Haixia sleep 💌 literally sleep 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/94134066 062
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Working on 1 WIP. Looked up. Somehow there are 17 WIPs now. Staring. Waiting. 160
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: They need cuddles Production: We can give you tombs! A tomb on a ship? Me: No I want them to cuddle Production: How about a meteor? We can also throw in a memory snake for free! Me: No I want an episode of them cuddling. Sleeping in. Production: WE HAVE SNAKES!!!! Me: JUST LET THEM SLEEP 1164
Reposted by Ls🎃m @lunarriviera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i'm sorry what. WHAT. first of all xincheng we can see your face, you know that right? SECOND of all the way hailou is looking everywhere but at haixia's eyes? the way he reacts when he tugs that strap? the way his smile slides right off his face? NOT ONE OF HIS THOUGHTS RN IS DECENT im unwell #南部档案 5225
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hailou sees the body of the guy that Haixia just killed and his reaction is "but why did you change out of your disguise? :(((((" 260
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone on XHS asked "does Hailou wear glasses because he has myopia or because he thinks it's cool" and someone answered "he wore glasses after he became an archives agent because he felt he's made it, but when later told he's a low-ranking agent and cannot bury his brother, he never wore it again" 180
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me, bundling Haixia and Hailou up and far away from NPSS: my boys now, you don't get to hurt them anymore 150
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hailou's broken little smile when he understands that all three of them standing there, reunited and whole, was just his hallucination 180
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have I ever talked about the deleted scene in which Haixia works on the dusk grass and modifies it such that when Mo Yungao goes on his rampage and releases it, the people exposed to dusk grass fall into a deep sleep and later wake up, unharmed? 174
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Archives weibo account and the Archives douyin account tell wildly different stories??? 140
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They have never done anything wrong and if you saw them commit crimes, no they didn't, they are innocent 1102
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was wondering why I didn't have screencaps from eps 1-2 and of course had to rectify that by rewatching! Then I looked up and the entire day was gone. But here. Look at! They!!!!! 151
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please your honour they deserve to be unhinged and murderous your honour 0113
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tomorrow will be my third visit to the dentist within the span of a month, I am very despondent, and reading Fei Du dump a horrific amount of syrup into his coffee is not helping 160
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just casually thinking about Hailou grooming himself properly for the first time in three years and also creating an emotional support orange!gege to accompany him on the ship and also rationing his precious chocolates until he can rescue Haixia 230
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 25/09/202613 hours flight and during that time read cfics, an unhinged Tanizaki novel about lesbeans, and 2/3 of 《Silent Reading》 1 where I had to fight to not disturb the nice lady beside me with my laughter over Tao Ran declaring if he were a woman, he'd be too busy being a lesbean to notice LWZ or Fei Du 2110
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This scene is so important for my health. Look at Haixia with his hands tucked into his pockets like he is out for a stroll. Look at those loose ropes. Look at Hailou touching Haixia's arm as though to reassure him that he is now safe from the baddies, like Haixia couldn't kill them in 2 seconds. 191
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thinking of how Haixia's world is divided into Hailou and non-Hailous 180
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Forever thinking about how shifu told Hailou "what you feel towards Haixia is not responsibility, it is obsession" AND YES? SHIFU YOU RAISED THEM? YOU DO KNOW HOW OBSESSED THEY ARE WITH EACH OTHER??? 150
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*steeples fingers under chin in big bad baddie style* It is now time. For yuletide nominations. 170
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thinking of how Hailou clearly said only "Xia-zai" when talking to orange!shixiong but they had to make it Not Gay and so the dubbing and subtitles became "shifu, Xia-zai" wherein shifu is dragged into every scene for plausible denial 351
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026when your body breaks even the hummingbirds will feel the earthquake 160
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fellas is it gay to hold onto and fiddle with and gaze intensely at the bracelet your shixiong gave you whenever you are in emotional distress 0122
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The production took advantage of these handsome faces to put them in the most ridiculous getup and THEY MADE IT WORK 040
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026so what if everyone forgets you? today too, I'm here laughing about how old we've become what is there to fear? be just as you are while I count the wrinkles on your face 292
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He is beauty, he is grace, he will slap you in the face with a salty dried fish 250
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Fellas is it gay to hold onto the emotional support stand-in of your shixiong the entire time you're murderously sketching enemy portraits 271
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I've been reading cfic and thinking about how some Chinese phrases, if translated literally into English, would simply make no sense, sound too plain or over-the-top, when it makes perfect poetic sense in Chinese. 150
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Look at them. Perfectly happy boys. Nothing bad will happen ever. 0152
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The quintessential stressful c-drama experience where the characters have a happy celebration in ep 16 and there are 20 episodes to go 0248
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026For @lunarriviera.bsky.social and anyone who enjoys Priest's works! 050
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I call them tomb boys but for being part of the franchise, these unhinged boys spend a lot of time running around under the sun 170
L @shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It is extremely nice for me that Hailou and Haixia were sent to Southeast Asia, because now I get to imagine Hailou pretending he isn't spooked by the pontianak then climbing Haixia like a cat at the slightest stir of a banana tree 1101