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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Computa, show me "hasan piker meat pic"....thanks computa
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is anyone reading Dogsred cause I have no one to talk to about this
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why must beautiful games fight
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Peepley Lulu
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The best post is relevant once again!!
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Goblin🌱Sprout @g0blinsprout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Opening these up again because my cat unexpectedly needed a $500 vet visit today :') if you'd like to help us out with our horrible little furball, just shoot me a message on kofi! ♥️
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J.T🌿 @trukarnij.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#illustration #anishinaabe #monsterart #ocart #sona #characterdesign
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Really need to get back to reading Kagurabachi. It's got that generic shounen thing going on but the MCs beginning worldview gets completely rocked by the very first antagonist in a way that I really enjoyed
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Return to monke
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jorbizzle.exe ❤️‍🔥 @jordizzle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 07/08/2026
my favorite DNI ive seen so far
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You're right, the particles from airbrushing minifigures can be really unsafe. I'll avoid warhammer. Phew!
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thinking about picking up an addictive and expensive hobby. Right now it's between smoking and warhammer
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/07/2026
yin and yang with the light side captioned we're so back, the dark side captioned its joever, the dark dot captioned it is what it is and the light dot captioned fuck it we ball
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Patrick @patrickonpurpose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'd like to use #PortfolioDay to show off my personal website I'm working on. pats-archive.com I have a page for my digital art pats-archive.com/digital-art and one for sketches pats-archive.com/sketchbook I'm not a professional or anything but just wanna put my work out there!
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Maybe I could learn YGO....
Yu-gi-oh card featuring Whisker Blitzclique, a sexy hot old man on a motorcycle
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Omg Sayid... 😩 I gotta rewatch Lost
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm gonna normie post and just say it is truly sickening that that dude can Nazi salute, stoke racist violence, commit voter fraud, kill kids across the globe with callousness, be a sexual predator and so fucking on and get rewarded rather than be in the stocks
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
That was the most embarrassing experience of my life lmao
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Dunno how to dap people up gonna kms
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When wrestling is good it's fucking good y'all
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that’s going on right now.
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
All these people have main character syndrome like they don't know that I'm the main character
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm gonna miss Happy Wars for the rest of my life
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I wish RAID was edible for smell reasons but also so it can kill all the roaches inside me
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
People who don't read are always like "my favorite book is The Outsiders"
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I should do AMs hate monologue at karaoke
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We should all know less about each other but I will always overshare when it is funny
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Real tragedy, i got soju tipsy and trimmed my pubes wrong and now it looks stupid
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful
Rhiannon Picton-James
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MostlyBlueWyatt @mostlybluewyatt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You guys love when I draw Balalaika being disgusted so I drew her again 👀
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Iyo Sky doesn't have a match so what even is the point of wrestlemania
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm so brainrotted I heard "June, July" and thought about 6 7
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Max @dream-mirror.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
When really twinkish guys have really hyperdefined abs it makes them look like they have a bug carapace
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
No that's awesome, do ittttt
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Jen 💕🕸️ @piexv.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
#Boahancock
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I shaved 3 weeks ago and my dirt stache still hasn't recovered
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Steve Yurko @steveyurko.com · 09/03/2026
Happy Birthday, Franky!! 🥤⭐🍔 #art #onepiece #onepieceart
A commission of Franky in one of his Strong World outfits from 2015.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
While Republicans fully support Trump's war with Iran, Democratic leaders do not oppose it. There is no effective opposition. Hakeem Jeffries is merely demanding that the administration "must explain itself to the American people and Congress" and "provide an ironclad justification."
@RepJeffries on X: Donald Trump promised to keep America out of costly and endless foreign wars.

He is now doing the exact opposite in the Middle East.

Congress must vote on a War Powers resolution immediately.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Ramourzi @ramourzi.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
✨😈 Buggy 😈✨ [ #Buggy #OnePiece]
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Shedvolans @shedvolans.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? I used to need to get off the computer so my parents could make a phone call.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservative…
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance
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Lumpy @lumpycreature.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was Blue Ivy, not Beyoncé
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.
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