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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur

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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"we are going to force you to take Q3 call and then haze you when we take you to a shitty steakhouse on your one day off"
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imperial Japan decided that feeding the troops was unnecessary as long as you love the emperor enough meanwhile we recruited housewives to build thousands of ships out scrap metal and designed a vessel specially for supplying troops with ice cream
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No but I did say "oh hi doggy" in my best Tommy Wiseau voice immediately before she pounced
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I got attacked by a wolf named Mimi my actual overwhelming thought, as I was trying to keep her from removing my kneecaps, was "aw man this is such an embarrassing way to get maimed."
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This one's the best. It looks like the icon for a dark-side Force power in a star wars video game
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going to a Halloween event dressed as a an assassinated political figure where we use our mouths to retrieve seasonal vegetable and rice cake skewers simmered in dashi. "Bob for Oden, Kirk!" They shout as the fake blood on my neck seeps into the broth.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We've known since FDR's fireside chats that American voters are at least persuadable against capital. The last 80 years have been a concerted effort by moneyed interests to ensure that no serious candidate ever speaks like this about them again.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Using it to write an abstract is baffling. Like I maybe understand using it for a background section one you have all your references but if you aren't willing/able to write an abstract then why the hell are you even involved in research?
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They used to not let you know your score so I just had to send it to all the schools I applied to and I will never know if they told everyone that I'm a sociopath.
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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A dude I chatted about brisket with last week invited me on a three hour road trip just to get Thai/Texan fusion bbq. The power of middle-aged male friendship is transcendent
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
180 degree fov room scale VR Zoombinis
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very excited to fight the other faculty to decide who gets to be the grandmaster inside the box.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TX GOP candidates are calling for ethnic cleansing on Twitter daily at this point and I guarantee that no one on CBS is going to ask Paxton about it.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Perfect for a Naked Lunch
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The degree to which that algorithm is pushing "race science" and remigration rhetoric should be the political scandal of the century. Stuff that would have previously been isolated to Stormfront is now being retweeted by the richest people on the planet to everyone's normie conservative uncle.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cool hypothetical guys. I agree that the all-powerful basilisk seems very scary and I understand why you'd want to build it. But I have a hypothetical for you: Gun.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There were people actively dying in the towers that were doing bits!!
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bog facts @basketghoul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
releasing a halloween mystery flavored drink called Spooky D and this is what it looks like??? 😭😭😭
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As long as the people in the C-suite actually holding the levers have complete insulation from accountability they'd let a full scale depression happen at this point if they can guarantee that elected officials won't prosecute them or seize their assets.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Country Junction! I love their chicken and waffles but everything there looks like a default Source engine texture
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jennifer Ehle as Lizzy is so hot that it single-handedly got 12 year-old me into reading literature by women and probably saved me from being a chud.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The people who are vaccine hesitant but persuadable report that the thing most likely go persuade them is a recommendation from a trusted PCP. The diehard antivax just don't interface with actual medical providers to begin with. They live in an ecosystem of quacks. Completely unreachable.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
For a <55 pt with no personal or family history of early skin cancer there's no reaso to see a derm for skin checks. The data is clear hypervigilant screening doesnt improve melanoma outcomes. But PE derm model leans on 5 min screenings for volume so a lot of private practices don't wanna hear it.
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crying
Reddit comment: "rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film, what is your opinion on this?"

Wile E Coyote, holding a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So excited for terrain theory to be the wedge issue of the 2028 Republican primary
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Late 18th century Prussian heiress and 10 year old Appalachian child coal miner with a lisp
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
verbatim exchange from MS3: Ortho: why the hell didnt you consult us earlier when you suspected they had septic arthritis Me: Because they were transferred to our service today. Ortho: Well I don't see how that's my problem Me: ok... then...who's problem is it? This was the wrong thing to say
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lol of course
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
a very normal framing device to use for someone who definitely does not think of his post-docs as slave laborers.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok not really what I meant
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hormone replacement? Buddy, I've got friends who will place all those hormones for me.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All these freaks are so afraid of the Longhouse? The Cathedral? The Tyranny of the Majority? Fine. Let's build those windmills they've fantasized about fighting for so long and make them run into the blades.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wizards of Terfsea II is actually called Tombs of Atugyenephilia
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m dying. i’m dead
zohran holding a the power broker book up in front of his face. caption reads “but robert moses is another video entirely)
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Be the cruel longhouse commie elitists that Newsmax thinks you are
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Most pundits have a "noble savage" view of the incestual psychosexual depravity of evangelical middle America.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Please do not slander the Venerable Dead Legions of the Skin like this. The eternally suffering corneal layer is Good and would never do this.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Anecdotal but I talked to a friend who's a USDA microbiology guy last week who said this number of recalls is definitely out of the ordinary but that there's been an increase in vigilance given just how bad the Taylor Farms outbreak is.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All you have to do is manually disimpact a constipated patient once and the rest of the hospital care team will ride into massed canister shot for you.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and says "behold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats "kill me. kill me."
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They're just addicted to Number Go Up. They don't even do anything interesting with it. Jet skis they use twice a year and staying at tropical resorts that feed you the same Sysco stuff your local 3 star hotel serves.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I once attended a didactic where a facial plastics guy told us that the only way medicine makes sense financially is if you use it to obtain the capital to start investing in real estate. Sir, I do not think that is true.
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I genuinely think this comic is the Pride and Prejudice of our century. 3 panels and it defeats 99.9% of contemporary romance fiction in conveying the ineffable experience of being in love.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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