iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Somehow staying at this holiday cottage has become, through the years, synonymous with watching films about amnesia. Tonight we are watching Before I Go To Sleep, which was the film that kicked off this whole association, and which has somehow become known to us as Nicole Kidman Don't Know Nothing.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This morning, Freddie has clearly decided that his sitter is a top-tier person. He has expressed this by gifting her half a mouse.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Checking the camera; overheard the sitter fondly telling Freddie "You're a very chatty boy, aren't you?" while he SCREAMED HIS LUNGS OUT at her for his breakfast.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are away for a few days and I was a bit concerned that Freddie would miss us, but this photo that his sitter sent us 6 minutes after she arrived suggests that he is managing alright without us 😆

A ginger cat greedily eating a treat from someone's hand.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My body is, once again, attempting to snap my wrists by sleeping with my hands jammed into the mattress at Extreme Autism Angles, so I am taking recommendations for wrist supports? I currently have a pair of short ones but they are chunky and annoy the living fuck out of me on sensory days.

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my Bis especially people my age who grew up with systemic homophobia & biphobia and buried all those Other Feelings because it was the path of least resistance and are only just unpicking that & worry that it doesn't count now bc it's not enough & you're too old anyway

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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can anyone explain to me in fairly simple words whether or not wine that has 'vinegared' is the same as vinegar? We have some home-made 2014 elderflower wine that has turned to vinegar, but is it the food-safe kind of vinegar, or will the ph be too low? The internet is useless here.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's good that Freddie doesn't kill the frogs he (frequently) brings into the house, but it does mean that when he brings one in he just stands over it and meows loudly until one of us comes and sorts it out for him.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We've been doing a partial MCU rewatch and we're up to the first Avengers movie, and I am doing a little cheer every time Bruce is onscreen.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Today we saw the crown jewels but I was INFINITELY more excited about the ravens.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am at a business meeting in a fancy London office where they have things like motivational quotes on the toilet wall and branded mints, and here I am with my pen patterned with cupcakes.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The man opposite me on the train is illustrating the most beautiful picture of a kingfisher and I am entranced.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

7am is a stupid time to be on a train but at least it is a very beautiful time to be on a train.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is a ridiculous time to be up.

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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well, I do hope their children can all swim.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When we moved to Wiltshire it was like the Wild West of graphic design. Every community group and small business had nothing but a canva account and a dream, and they used them to make a series of increasingly insane marketing choices. I adored it. Now it's wall-to-wall AI slop posters.

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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sylvia Plath and her damn figs.

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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

rip bob mackie 😭🤍✨

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The mouse remains unaccounted for.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

As a Monday morning treat, Freddie has released a live mouse into the conservatory.

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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The fact that she did this shows that she’s extremely rattled btw so let us redouble our efforts in the sending of alleged “horrendous abuse” allegedly directed at her for “knowing that sex is real” and so forth.

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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just got an email from a holiday company promising "White Lotus luxury," from which I can only assume their marketing manager has not seen The White Lotus.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just a couple of tiny scraps to go and we will have de-woodchipped a whole room 🥳 (*admittedly, it is just the loo.) (**but also just about every pipe in our house runs on the outside of the wall so getting the paper out from behind them has been a TASK.)

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am fairly sure that Freddie has brought the same frog into the house three times in the last twenty-four hours.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think we might have found a favourite.

A ginger cat sleeping happily on an ochre velvet fabric sample.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child: Spiders Being told off Mannequins that move (and which *might* move) Dolls missing eyes That one floating corpse in Jonathan Creek

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W.G Maythorn @earlofforthenby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don’t normally do these, but… “Once… he’d seduced someone in an opera box – some smart work with hands out of view of the baying crowd. She’d some sort of marquise, and her chaperone had been charmingly discreet. He’d stopped when the soprano finished her encore, because he’d wanted to applaud.”

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Freddie-testing the sofa fabric samples.

A ginger car belly with the corners of fabric samples sticking out from underneath.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/09/2026

Also, why is this basically written up as "quirky crowd make an embarrassing mistake" and not "violent racists form mob because Asian people use hotel"?

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Peter Anderson Studio @pandersonstudio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

love this sm!! the pre-drawn arms cheersing had us cracking up 🫶

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I will be in need of Reasonably Smart Trousers for my new job and hope to buy as much as possible second hand - but I think this is going to necessitate a spreadsheet of exactly what each brand *means* by their sizing and leg length.

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I want the Prime Minister to look into a TV camera and say the RNLI are heroes, that we do not change policy by street violence in this country, and that he expects any criminal action to face the full force of the law. That's it. That's all he has to do.

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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

TAKE ME TO BURCH* *bug church

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Describing Freddie: "He's made of clouds and candyfloss... and knives."

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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo

A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The first apple crumble of the season has just gone into the oven.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yesterday I happened to reference Buffy to one of our new starters, who is 21, and every time I remember her saying "What's that?", with a look of deepest confusion, I feel myself age in real time.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Romantic texts sent to one's spouse when one owns a cat.

WhatsApp message reading: "I just found some intestines on the doormat, did you find the rest of the mouse separately this morning or must Freddie have eaten it?"

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 03/09/2026

I've seen people I follow casually discussing the trailer like it's normal or discussing the merits of casting and other stuff and I'm unfollowing people for it tbh, esp those who also have 'trans ally' in their bio. If you don't understand why, well, that's part of the problem, isn't it...

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I regret to inform those of you that have suffered a near-decade of my endless yapping about Dirk Gently that I just got tickets (on my birthday!) to go and make heart-eyes at Samuel Barnett in Pride 😍 Yes, I will become even more insufferable. No, there is simply no helping it.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm not sure exactly what happened tbh but I appear, with no warning whatsoever, to be back on my Science Bros bullshit.

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Antony informs me that this looks "suspicious".

A muslin, stained red and full of something heavy, hung on an S hook from a cabinet door handle over a large cooking pot (I'm just straining blackberries overnight to make bramble jelly, honest.)

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Boiled up a huge pan of blackberries and apples ahead of making bramble jelly without incident. Scalded myself while getting the cat his dinner.

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Frank Collins @cathode-ray-tube.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Section 28 all over again. In this day and age. I despair, I really do.

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