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Lucy

@lucysmooshy.bsky.social
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I live in Wiltshire and dream in glitter and cats. Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Autistic. They/she. 30s. 💖💜💙

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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone's sleepy tonight.
A ginger cat with his head resting on my ankle, which is propped up on an ottoman in front of me.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you! He is the bestest boy!
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow staying at this holiday cottage has become, through the years, synonymous with watching films about amnesia. Tonight we are watching Before I Go To Sleep, which was the film that kicked off this whole association, and which has somehow become known to us as Nicole Kidman Don't Know Nothing.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This morning, Freddie has clearly decided that his sitter is a top-tier person. He has expressed this by gifting her half a mouse.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Checking the camera; overheard the sitter fondly telling Freddie "You're a very chatty boy, aren't you?" while he SCREAMED HIS LUNGS OUT at her for his breakfast.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the same cat that, a year ago, spent more than a month in the shelter refusing to let anyone look at him, let alone touch him. I'm so proud of how far he's come!
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we die, we die
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are away for a few days and I was a bit concerned that Freddie would miss us, but this photo that his sitter sent us 6 minutes after she arrived suggests that he is managing alright without us 😆
A ginger cat greedily eating a treat from someone's hand.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And thank you!
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's definitely one of my favourite comfort-dinners (and such a good one when you have a stuffy nose/need a good dose of veggies!)
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are both fighting off colds so there was an obscene amount of ginger, garlic and chilli (and some infused lemongrass) in this and it was glorious.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#food Curry/Medicine
A fish curry in a pan, packed with vegetables
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My body is, once again, attempting to snap my wrists by sleeping with my hands jammed into the mattress at Extreme Autism Angles, so I am taking recommendations for wrist supports? I currently have a pair of short ones but they are chunky and annoy the living fuck out of me on sensory days.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a handsome young man.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my Bis especially people my age who grew up with systemic homophobia & biphobia and buried all those Other Feelings because it was the path of least resistance and are only just unpicking that & worry that it doesn't count now bc it's not enough & you're too old anyway
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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can anyone explain to me in fairly simple words whether or not wine that has 'vinegared' is the same as vinegar? We have some home-made 2014 elderflower wine that has turned to vinegar, but is it the food-safe kind of vinegar, or will the ph be too low? The internet is useless here.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He is just trying to provide for his family. Even if I would prefer that he didn't.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He always seems rather relieved. I suspect he doesn't actually like frogs very much and is pleased to be absolved of the responsibility. (Take a mouse away from him, however, and he will be *incensed*.)
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's good that Freddie doesn't kill the frogs he (frequently) brings into the house, but it does mean that when he brings one in he just stands over it and meows loudly until one of us comes and sorts it out for him.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
100%, I am a big Ed Norton fan in general but that movie 😩 MR brings a real brittleness and soft centre to Bruce which I just adore - and you're right, he works much better in the team dynamic (I can't imagine EN's Bruce being in Ragnarok!)
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The perfect man doesn't exis-
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Avengers: Bruce Banner in Purple Shirt
Alt: Avengers: Bruce Banner in Purple Shirt
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We've been doing a partial MCU rewatch and we're up to the first Avengers movie, and I am doing a little cheer every time Bruce is onscreen.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today we saw the crown jewels but I was INFINITELY more excited about the ravens.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am at a business meeting in a fancy London office where they have things like motivational quotes on the toilet wall and branded mints, and here I am with my pen patterned with cupcakes.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The man opposite me on the train is illustrating the most beautiful picture of a kingfisher and I am entranced.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
7am is a stupid time to be on a train but at least it is a very beautiful time to be on a train.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a ridiculous time to be up.
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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, I do hope their children can all swim.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was wonderful!
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When we moved to Wiltshire it was like the Wild West of graphic design. Every community group and small business had nothing but a canva account and a dream, and they used them to make a series of increasingly insane marketing choices. I adored it. Now it's wall-to-wall AI slop posters.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sylvia Plath and her damn figs.
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scaaron 👻 @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rip bob mackie 😭🤍✨
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The mouse remains unaccounted for.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a Monday morning treat, Freddie has released a live mouse into the conservatory.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just got an email from a holiday company promising "White Lotus luxury," from which I can only assume their marketing manager has not seen The White Lotus.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just a couple of tiny scraps to go and we will have de-woodchipped a whole room 🥳 (*admittedly, it is just the loo.) (**but also just about every pipe in our house runs on the outside of the wall so getting the paper out from behind them has been a TASK.)
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am fairly sure that Freddie has brought the same frog into the house three times in the last twenty-four hours.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think we might have found a favourite.
A ginger cat sleeping happily on an ochre velvet fabric sample.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Spiders Being told off Mannequins that move (and which *might* move) Dolls missing eyes That one floating corpse in Jonathan Creek
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W.G Maythorn @earlofforthenby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don’t normally do these, but… “Once… he’d seduced someone in an opera box – some smart work with hands out of view of the baying crowd. She’d some sort of marquise, and her chaperone had been charmingly discreet. He’d stopped when the soprano finished her encore, because he’d wanted to applaud.”
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Freddie-testing the sofa fabric samples.
A ginger car belly with the corners of fabric samples sticking out from underneath.
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Between us we can finally solve clothes sizing!!
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Also, why is this basically written up as "quirky crowd make an embarrassing mistake" and not "violent racists form mob because Asian people use hotel"?
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Peter Anderson Studio @pandersonstudio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
love this sm!! the pre-drawn arms cheersing had us cracking up 🫶
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Precisely! (Debating whether I should consider the temporal element, e.g. have brands shrunk their sizes over time, but this may be taking things a little far.)
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Lucy @lucysmooshy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(Of course this will not account for "why is this pair of trousers so big/small when the ones I bought from here two months ago in the same size fit perfectly," but we cannot have everything.)
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