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Caregiver Sewist Bird watcher Walker Weaver anti-MAGA Already very tired of the '20s Not here to promote a brand Not actually a turtle

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Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
US COVlD Update, PMC, July 27, 2026 ▪️10 hot spots (see Alt text) ▪️Persistent high/very high levels in TX ▪️FL, AK, HI, & the continental northwest picking up ▪️1 in 198 people estimated actively infectious nationally ▪️1.57 million estimated weekly infections & rising (1/2)
The US has 10 hot spots. There are major outbreaks across much of Texas (high/very high). Houston, denoted by the light blue county in the southeast (Harris) has 1-3-week reporting lags at most sites so may be worse than noted. Hardin county, two counties over to the east/northeast, continues to experience BA.1 Omicron-level transmission. The Texas surge is bleeding into estimates for western Louisiana. 
There are 9 other outbreaks: southeast Alaska (Juneau, high), Hawai’i (Honolulu and Kauai, high), north central Oregon through the Washington coast (high), western Nevada (Carson City, high), the Utah-Idaho border region (very high), southwestern Colorado (high/very high), southern Florida (high/v high), Atlantic City, New Jersey (high), and Grafton County, New Hampshire (high). The outbreaks in the Bay Area and Guam declined since last week. Note that the CDC state-level map shows no state median in the high/very high range, which is atypical. Higher levels tend to be more widespread.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
WPBL opening day is happening! This is so exciting. Yes I'm crying a little. I know.
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MLB: There's No Crying In Baseball
Alt: There's No Crying In Baseball A League of Their Own
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MathiasTCK.bsky.social @mathiastck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I believe "failson chucklefucks who shouldn't have been put in charge of a snack shop" were the target audience for Sun Tzu's Art of War.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think if we got enough people to dress up in frog costumes and dance around the reflecting pool, it might trigger a rage stroke. Let's get that nosebleed started
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clod @whatever.mom · 06/05/2026
a vanilla soy latte is a variety of three bean soup
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Science is good. We should fund it.
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Joe Colorado @colofightsback.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It’s that time of year again.
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Feeling GREAT AGAIN yet?
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 01/03/2026
Pope Leo XIV !
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I am following with deep concern what is happening in the Middle East and in Iran during this tumultuous time. Stability and peace are not achieved through mutual threats, nor through the use of weapons, which sow destruction, suffering, and death, but only through reasonable, sincere, and responsible dialogue.
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Faced with the possibility of a tragedy of immense proportions, I make a heartfelt appeal to all the parties involved to assume the moral responsibility of halting the spiral of violence before it becomes an unbridgeable chasm. May diplomacy regain its proper role, and may the well-being of peoples, who yearn for peaceful existence founded on justice, be upheld. And let us continue to pray for peace.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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James Mellor @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Another forever war because people can’t bring themselves to vote for women…
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Fuck this and everyone who helped get things to this point. Trans rights are human rights—full stop.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
February 26 is an important date in the history of resistance, and it has to do with knitters during WWII. Come read the story. If you’re a knitter, maybe you’ll want to cast on with me tomorrow? And if you aren’t, there are other ideas for you here. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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The Other Red Hat
(You'll like this one better)
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“This is not a perfect party.. We are not a perfect people. Yet, we are called to a perfect mission: Our mission, to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to house the homeless, to teach the illiterate, to provide jobs for the jobless, and to choose the human race over the nuclear race.”
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Cargie @cargie.baby · 17/02/2026
Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." —FDR, 1937
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Robert Duvall as Boo Radley
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/02/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
a screenshot showing:

- reposts of "pronouncing mustache like headache"
- likes of "pronouncing headache like mustache"
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.
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SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentines Day, you giddy romantics.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I've just repealed the bedrock scientific finding of gravity
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JSant @jmsantiago.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Maybe he died and is now a bunch of creepy germs in an RFK Jr suit.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 11/02/2026
NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 11/02/2026
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the FBI’s list of “Prominent Names” it was tracking in the Epstein Case. This list appears in this slide show, FBI email correspondence, and FBI tip sheets — all of which I saw unredacted today. Believe the survivors. You can see this file on DOJ’s website www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/02/2026
The Grammys. The Olympics. The Super Bowl. The message is that the world loves diversity. Don’t let the billionaires tell you otherwise.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They will be warehousing people. And treating them as objects. These are concentration camps.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!
A vibrant, wide-angle photo of a colorful outdoor mural promoting the "Super Bowl LX Apple Music Halftime Show." The mural is painted on a long blue wall in a sunlit, tropical setting with real palm trees and bright pink bougainvillea flowers cascading over the top.

The artwork features a playful, surreal collage of cultural and football-themed elements:

    Central Text: The Apple Music logo in bold yellow and red 3D lettering is flanked by "SUPER BOWL LX" above and "HALFTIME SHOW" below.

    Iconic Imagery: Large illustrations of a golden trumpet, pink sunglasses, maracas, dominoes, and a cup of coffee with a musical note in the foam.

    Football Elements: Brown footballs are depicted growing on palm trees like coconuts and resting on the ground.

    Foreground: A young girl in a yellow dress walks along the sidewalk in front of the mural, passing a small goalpost illustration where a green parrot is perched.

The overall aesthetic is warm, festive, and celebrates a fusion of Latin-inspired culture and American football.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
🏈🏈🏈🏈
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
In honor of Black History Month, here's a thread with one book recommendation a day.
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daviss @daviss.org · 07/02/2026
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Read it all please.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If democracy dies in the dark, why is @washingtonpost.com turning off the lights?
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