Reposted by Lucky the TurtleMike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026US COVlD Update, PMC, July 27, 2026 ▪️10 hot spots (see Alt text) ▪️Persistent high/very high levels in TX ▪️FL, AK, HI, & the continental northwest picking up ▪️1 in 198 people estimated actively infectious nationally ▪️1.57 million estimated weekly infections & rising (1/2) 7366185
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They interviewed 1650 people and found 627 who thought RFK2.0 was providing them with trustworthy information. This is a crisis. 020
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleDr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026WPBL opening day is happening! This is so exciting. Yes I'm crying a little. I know.static.klipy.comMLB: There's No Crying In BaseballAlt: There's No Crying In Baseball A League of Their Own 1457
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026He probably had more important things to do than to waste his time, his money, and his reputation winning in court. 020
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So ... somebody developed an AI model that rips off other AI models? 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/202698% of he last decade should have gotten him tossed out on his ass. 010
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Democrats are going to fumble this so badly. 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Just one of the many mean names for the 🍊💩 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This should be the easiest election for the Democrats in my lifetime and they are gonna blow it by trying to stifle the left wing of their party. 0112
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This may be true, but as soon as the Democrats take power again, they are still stupid enough to increase the military budget and escalate the war. 010
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleMathiasTCK.bsky.social @mathiastck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I believe "failson chucklefucks who shouldn't have been put in charge of a snack shop" were the target audience for Sun Tzu's Art of War. 1513
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream. 313105954
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comO Brother Where Art Thou Big Dan Teague Eye PatchAlt: O Brother Where Art Thou Big Dan Teague Eye Patch 0150
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleTom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I think if we got enough people to dress up in frog costumes and dance around the reflecting pool, it might trigger a rage stroke. Let's get that nosebleed started 759688
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026You should add some alt text so that we can tell which picture is POTUS and which one is flesh eating maggots. 030
Reposted by Lucky the Turtleclod @whatever.mom · 06/05/2026a vanilla soy latte is a variety of three bean soup 8512101
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I always enjoy asking the minister how chocolate bunnies lay colored eggs. 010
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Richard Dawkins: I'm genuinely interested in canvassing opinions. RD2: We *could* ... Jeff Goldblum: But should we? JG2: We shouldn't've. 020
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Maybe we should clone Richard Dawkins and get a second opinion. 140
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026To be fair, this is also why so many Protestants are also done with Jesus. 1130
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Where's the piece of chicken? Where's the brocolli? What the heck is the something else? 0110
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026But, plus fours are the thing to wear whenever you are invited to a formal hunt. What else keeps the rain out of your boots? 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026He thinks he's Jesus. It's time for him to go. 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Maybe it's three different users falling victim to AI failing to understand what a chucklefuck is. 010
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Science is good. We should fund it. 134125822516
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If he had any idea NASA was sending a woman to the moon, he would declare war on NASA. 000
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleJoe Colorado @colofightsback.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It’s that time of year again. 28881741548
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Maybe it was TR. I bet TR wishes he had invaded Iran on the way to invading Cuba. Didn't anybody ask him? 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Can we make it a felony for any Idaho Republican to take a piss anywhere outside of the State of Idaho? 010
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This looks like it belongs in Foxfire, right between how to pickle dandelions and how to whittle a banjo. 040
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Same. They went from about 40% of my shopping to 0%. 020
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Maybe I can just run on fumes until this all passes ... 150
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Next up: Joe realizes that he's not all that bright. 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Aren't we all?media.tenor.coma black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''Alt: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . '' 000
Reposted by Lucky the TurtleJoshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging. 14498544514
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026When they release the pee tape, that will be #1 000
Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Seriously. Can't these goons even find a vial of fake anthrax? 000