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Lucky the Turtle

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Caregiver Sewist Bird watcher Walker Weaver anti-MAGA Already very tired of the '20s Not here to promote a brand Not actually a turtle

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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Same
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Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
US COVlD Update, PMC, July 27, 2026 ▪️10 hot spots (see Alt text) ▪️Persistent high/very high levels in TX ▪️FL, AK, HI, & the continental northwest picking up ▪️1 in 198 people estimated actively infectious nationally ▪️1.57 million estimated weekly infections & rising (1/2)
The US has 10 hot spots. There are major outbreaks across much of Texas (high/very high). Houston, denoted by the light blue county in the southeast (Harris) has 1-3-week reporting lags at most sites so may be worse than noted. Hardin county, two counties over to the east/northeast, continues to experience BA.1 Omicron-level transmission. The Texas surge is bleeding into estimates for western Louisiana. 
There are 9 other outbreaks: southeast Alaska (Juneau, high), Hawai’i (Honolulu and Kauai, high), north central Oregon through the Washington coast (high), western Nevada (Carson City, high), the Utah-Idaho border region (very high), southwestern Colorado (high/very high), southern Florida (high/v high), Atlantic City, New Jersey (high), and Grafton County, New Hampshire (high). The outbreaks in the Bay Area and Guam declined since last week. Note that the CDC state-level map shows no state median in the high/very high range, which is atypical. Higher levels tend to be more widespread.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
They interviewed 1650 people and found 627 who thought RFK2.0 was providing them with trustworthy information. This is a crisis.
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
WPBL opening day is happening! This is so exciting. Yes I'm crying a little. I know.
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MLB: There's No Crying In Baseball
Alt: There's No Crying In Baseball A League of Their Own
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dems are going to fumble this so badly.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
He probably had more important things to do than to waste his time, his money, and his reputation winning in court.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So ... somebody developed an AI model that rips off other AI models?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Jersey Devil tiptoeing?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
98% of he last decade should have gotten him tossed out on his ass.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Democrats are going to fumble this so badly.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just one of the many mean names for the 🍊💩
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This should be the easiest election for the Democrats in my lifetime and they are gonna blow it by trying to stifle the left wing of their party.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Whatever happened to PEPFAR?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yam tits
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This may be true, but as soon as the Democrats take power again, they are still stupid enough to increase the military budget and escalate the war.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mitch on a wakebard, getting a tan.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You think he looked at a map?
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MathiasTCK.bsky.social @mathiastck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I believe "failson chucklefucks who shouldn't have been put in charge of a snack shop" were the target audience for Sun Tzu's Art of War.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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O Brother Where Art Thou Big Dan Teague Eye Patch
Alt: O Brother Where Art Thou Big Dan Teague Eye Patch
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think if we got enough people to dress up in frog costumes and dance around the reflecting pool, it might trigger a rage stroke. Let's get that nosebleed started
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You should add some alt text so that we can tell which picture is POTUS and which one is flesh eating maggots.
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clod @whatever.mom · 06/05/2026
a vanilla soy latte is a variety of three bean soup
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Person, woman, man, camera TV!
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I always enjoy asking the minister how chocolate bunnies lay colored eggs.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Richard Dawkins: I'm genuinely interested in canvassing opinions. RD2: We *could* ... Jeff Goldblum: But should we? JG2: We shouldn't've.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Maybe we should clone Richard Dawkins and get a second opinion.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To be fair, this is also why so many Protestants are also done with Jesus.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Where's the piece of chicken? Where's the brocolli? What the heck is the something else?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
But, plus fours are the thing to wear whenever you are invited to a formal hunt. What else keeps the rain out of your boots?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They're getting the hate.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He thinks he's Jesus. It's time for him to go.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Maybe it's three different users falling victim to AI failing to understand what a chucklefuck is.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Science is good. We should fund it.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If he had any idea NASA was sending a woman to the moon, he would declare war on NASA.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ken who?
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Joe Colorado @colofightsback.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It’s that time of year again.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oopsie poopsie?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Maybe it was TR. I bet TR wishes he had invaded Iran on the way to invading Cuba. Didn't anybody ask him?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Can we make it a felony for any Idaho Republican to take a piss anywhere outside of the State of Idaho?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This looks like it belongs in Foxfire, right between how to pickle dandelions and how to whittle a banjo.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Shoeleather.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Same. They went from about 40% of my shopping to 0%.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Maybe I can just run on fumes until this all passes ...
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Next up: Joe realizes that he's not all that bright.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Aren't we all?
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a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
Alt: a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . ''
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ah, but is it grand?
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
When they release the pee tape, that will be #1
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Seriously. Can't these goons even find a vial of fake anthrax?
Colin Powell holding a vial of fake anthrax
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