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Hope they enjoy talking to the AI after their kid puts them in a home and won't visit.

Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My wife suggested that everyone who is in gambling ads is doing it because they owe the company money and whether it's true or not it makes all the ads more enjoyable.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

11yo: I really hate ice breakers. Me: Everybody does. 11yo: Why do we do them? Me: Nobody knows.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If this was me in the video, you'd never see me again. I'd walk into the woods and live the rest of my life in nature.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Science needs to figure out why full sized crispy crunch bars are kinda meh but Halloween ones are fire.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We never should have let Billy Corgan shave his head.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Talking to my 11yo and referred to something as "wicked" (as in, good) and I don't think I've ever seen her more confused in her life.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The fact that there are no good donuts within 3 blocks of my work is a fucking travesty.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Guys I just can't fucking deal with the return of pleated pants! What the fuck are we even doing anymore?!?

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someone come make my kids' lunches for tomorrow please.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My kids hate this...but what if they laugh the thousandth time I say it?

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Except if you ask anyone west of Manitoba, they think Ontario is the east coast.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When I went to university in Toronto, bars were open until 2 but the subway stopped at 1:30....if you stayed until closing you had very limited buses available that were unaffectionately referred to as vomit-comets

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Filled out my mail-in ballot and whispered "Democracy" to myself.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I never let the cat out of the bag

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Making employees tired and grumpy is a surefire way to ensure an "amiable" environment

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(shoving hot poutine down my pants): shit shit shit.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If he actually fixes the problems, what promises will he have left to make next election?

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you think late at night, when everything's quiet, Garth Brooks puts on the Chris Gaines wig and weeps?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People who push plagiarism machines not understanding the value of creative effort is the least surprising thing ever.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You'd also have anxiety if your parents couldn't decide between two names.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd be very happy to hear whatever you and Tim are working on.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She should be the first offer once the AI inevitably starts demanding human sacrifices

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nothing makes me want to buy a product less than marketing that features influencers or is made to look like influencers.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was just thinking what's needed is the opposite...an AI app that collectors can talk endlessly to about their records instead of boring real people (full disclosure, I am one of those collectors).

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm becoming more and more convinced that people cannot become a certain level of rich if they have a soul that can appreciate art.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Re-elect me and I will fix all the things I broke!

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lol, is this an issue? I've done the registration hunger games for years and not once have I thought people from outside the city were taking my kids' spots.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought it was weird enough to make a series about a story where there is such a singular climatic moment, but if anyone can do it then it's probably Flanagan

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026