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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯

@lptum.bsky.social
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mostly being myself. i'm an acquired taste. they/she/one i speak from experience but you won't know which please stop supporting Harry Potter. that's like step zero. 🏳️‍⚧️ NO genAI. ESPECIALLY WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 10h
[This joke is not funny in your region]
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 16h
girl are you today's date cuz you're 11/10
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
had a very short dream where i expected a smooch from a friend but instead it was a random bluesky poster
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lexi ❤ @lexi.fyi · 09/10/2026
scrolling my own feed and laughing thinking about a post that says "scrolling my own feed and laughing" and laughing drafting a post that says "scrolling my own feed and laughing. thinking about a post that says 'scrolling my own feed and laughing' and laughing" and laughing posting the draft and
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to debase myself on the internet for attention
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also i love my green eyeshadow
koryn's face, showing off her makeup. green eyeshadow, black eyeliner, black lipstick.
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
birthday outfit! no matter how ren faire it's one of my favorites, sooo
koryn in a white dress with a dark corset over the top.
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
something about the afternoon october sun just reaches deep into my lizard brain and tells me to feel happy
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so my top broke and I'm now living with this
koryn, same outfit as before, you can see a broken part of the outfit
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i've done it. a true saturday outfit
koryn wearing shiny shimmery top, denim mini skirt, and on her legs, tummy, and chest are fishnets.
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i came here to build community and chew bubble gum and i've still got a lot of bubble gum. i brought enough for all my new friends. i dont think i'll run out any time soon
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so much less anxious with my car back in my hands though. hate that for me
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
getting my car back from the mechanic and learning exactly how far from normal it was. my clutch now feels like it's broken which sure doesn't seem like a good thing for the clutch i was driving with over a year
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several thousand wrens @athingthatneeds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need to be put down like a kaiju call in the air force on me invent a special new doohickey to kill me that requires an elaborate and dangerous plan to get it close enough to me to work find a way to bring in a different kaiju who's not even as strong as me but still manages to kill me somehow
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal?
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that's SUCH a cute photo 💜
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Demidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Had an old sketch I never finished... and oops now it's a Felicia x Petra otp
An illustration of Marvel's Black Cat(Felica) and the out of the closet Petra Parker. Felicia is sitting on an implied roof lining with Petra sitting on the ground and leaning against her. Felicia's smiling with one arm around Petra and the other playing with Petra's messy hair. Petra is pouting.

There's a text bubble from Felicia that says "Your hair isn't gonna survive if you keep wearing a mask like that, Tiger. ♥"
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer in the gloryhole: think positively. This is probably her first time. Maybe she doesn't realize that she's scraping my shit raw. Me on the other side sucking him silly: I'm da queen of toothy blowjobs
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
having a humiliation kink can be so humiliating
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
clicky earrings are the absolute best!
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 21/09/2026
Head thinking "there is a paucity of love in my life and heart" but saying "I'm gonna be such a slut"
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i feel this thread so hard and now i have a new thing to research >.>
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
feral transexual women in ur area
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm feeling very werewolf tonight
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i add layers because this skirt is short
koryn wearing a maroon crop top and jean mini skirt under a blue and maroon coat. they're also wearing a plaid belt, two necklaces, and makeup
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i love jean skirt
koryn wearing a maroon crop top and jean skirt. theyre also wearing a plaid belt and two grren necklaces, and have black lipstick and makeup on
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
that's me with my hair! at this point i just apologize to anyone asking-- it's just luck, apparently, and i have literally zero helpful info
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
recently my poster energy has been near empty and i can't figure out how to recharge. maybe i need to be more chronically online
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
three men walk into a bar the fourth man ducks
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anyways the real post is that i just had to trim my slut strands cuz they were getting caught behind my ear
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
idk what one might call the extra dangly bangs between one's short bangs and one's normal hair but i saw one person call them "slut strands" and i literally can't stop calling mine "slut strands"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…
Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i think this dress is pretty cool
Koryn in a pink dress with a ring holding the front together, making two triangles of fabric. it also has a leg slit! Koryn is also wearing a necklace and a choker with nb colors, and has dark makeup on
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i loathe how bots follow me, i block them, but my follower count just keeps increasing if i count my followers it's closer to 60 because of the amount of blocks I've handed down
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i can't participate in "fun fact"-offs cuz all my fun facts are about nukes, radiation, and death by radiation
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
"what if ive plateaued already" - bitch who hasnt even put on her climbing boots yet
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some cis people will literally leave their jobs over Joanne's bigotry, and others are mad they're being told not to watch a TV show. Who our allies are is very obvious to us, and we remember who they are.
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i take a lot of photos for myself, but posting some for attention is important
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's lucky i don't actually need my glasses to see, i want my makeup visible
selfie of koryn, wearing two necklaces, opal earrings, a white dress, black and gold corset
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kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
TIL about the very sapphic birbs ☁️🪺🩵
SFW image. There's info in some boxes that says: "31% of the Laysan Albatross couples on Oahu, Hawaii are female-female pairs (wikipedia). These birds spend most of their lives flying over the sea, but they 're very likely to reunite with the same partner." We see two humanised versions of the bird sitting in their nest with an egg, one kind of straddling the other's lap. The one sitting on the lap says: "so how was the sea??" Her female partner says: "nice... but not nearly as nice as being with you."
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i am sick and the worst part is that it will break my streak of going out karaoke-ing on Mondays for the last month or two 😭
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's been too long since i rolled like a log down a hill
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
your eye makeup always looks so good 💜
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it works better than i expected
koryn in a pink dress. they're wearing a choker with nonbinary colors on it and a green necklaxe. you can see their midriff from a cutout, the dress also has a metal ring holding it together
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's probably an issue that I can't stop myself from saying "oh no, he's hot" [SpongeBob quote] about myself
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i got this new pink dress and it's a little ridiculous and i think i'll wear it out tonight
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Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
girl who painstakingly shaves her ankles only to constantly wear long socks and boots
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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