Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026had a very short dream where i expected a smooch from a friend but instead it was a random bluesky poster 000
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯lexi ❤ @lexi.fyi · 09/10/2026scrolling my own feed and laughing thinking about a post that says "scrolling my own feed and laughing" and laughing drafting a post that says "scrolling my own feed and laughing. thinking about a post that says 'scrolling my own feed and laughing' and laughing" and laughing posting the draft and 081
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to debase myself on the internet for attention 517132
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026birthday outfit! no matter how ren faire it's one of my favorites, sooo 020
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026something about the afternoon october sun just reaches deep into my lizard brain and tells me to feel happy 010
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i came here to build community and chew bubble gum and i've still got a lot of bubble gum. i brought enough for all my new friends. i dont think i'll run out any time soon 061
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026so much less anxious with my car back in my hands though. hate that for me 010
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026getting my car back from the mechanic and learning exactly how far from normal it was. my clutch now feels like it's broken which sure doesn't seem like a good thing for the clutch i was driving with over a year 120
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯several thousand wrens @athingthatneeds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i need to be put down like a kaiju call in the air force on me invent a special new doohickey to kill me that requires an elaborate and dangerous plan to get it close enough to me to work find a way to bring in a different kaiju who's not even as strong as me but still manages to kill me somehow 0141
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 ★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trent Reznor's girlfriend: and im supposed to what? Get fucked by the animal? 638985
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Demidevilqueen @demidevilqueen.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026Had an old sketch I never finished... and oops now it's a Felicia x Petra otp 123265574
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer in the gloryhole: think positively. This is probably her first time. Maybe she doesn't realize that she's scraping my shit raw. Me on the other side sucking him silly: I'm da queen of toothy blowjobs 451095
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ringen.wikipedia.orgIron Ring - Wikipedia 2073742301
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026recently my poster energy has been near empty and i can't figure out how to recharge. maybe i need to be more chronically online 110
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026idk what one might call the extra dangly bangs between one's short bangs and one's normal hair but i saw one person call them "slut strands" and i literally can't stop calling mine "slut strands" 120
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal… 433795666
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i loathe how bots follow me, i block them, but my follower count just keeps increasing if i count my followers it's closer to 60 because of the amount of blocks I've handed down 030
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i can't participate in "fun fact"-offs cuz all my fun facts are about nukes, radiation, and death by radiation 120
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026"what if ive plateaued already" - bitch who hasnt even put on her climbing boots yet 2543
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is excellent 1741651658
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Some cis people will literally leave their jobs over Joanne's bigotry, and others are mad they're being told not to watch a TV show. Who our allies are is very obvious to us, and we remember who they are. 93330936
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i take a lot of photos for myself, but posting some for attention is important 030
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026it's lucky i don't actually need my glasses to see, i want my makeup visible 030
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯kind of sinister @kindofsinister.bsky.social · 31/08/2026TIL about the very sapphic birbs ☁️🪺🩵 142312480
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i am sick and the worst part is that it will break my streak of going out karaoke-ing on Mondays for the last month or two 😭 110
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026it's been too long since i rolled like a log down a hill 010
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It's probably an issue that I can't stop myself from saying "oh no, he's hot" [SpongeBob quote] about myself 011
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i got this new pink dress and it's a little ridiculous and i think i'll wear it out tonight 010
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026girl who painstakingly shaves her ankles only to constantly wear long socks and boots 000
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026triangle spectrum theory of pup play 15479622456
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i somehow tweaked my back and it hurts so i'm gonna wear a corset about it 020
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026we HAVE to stop building roundabouts in America until we can pause and teach people how to use them. I've been saying this for more than 15 years and somehow the public has not caught up 000
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026every time i realize exactly how online the world is it makes me more sick. what do you mean i have to order fabric from Michael's online? why don't you have a wide enough selection in-store? yuck 010
Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯 @lptum.bsky.social · 22/08/2026yesterday i got called a "FUCKING GENIUS" by my boss's boss and i might be riding that high for a while 010
Reposted by Koryn! 𓅰𓅬𓅮𓅯diane >:3 @plzstayherewme.northsky.social · 19/08/2026*gazing out across america's heartland* this shit's kinda ass 4626