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Low Impact Gorgon

@lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social
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Occasionally known as highlandwhackamole. She/they. Librarian. Traveler. Ineffable.

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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if you elect me president i will ban avif and webp file formats
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He has ✨standards✨
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I’m out now. :)
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I love it.
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Prodigal Son
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Michael couldn’t do it.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/09/2026
Straight to jail. Immediately to jail.
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And what if I told you I submit words just because they amuse me and I hope they do the same for others in this bleak universe.
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Lea Cox @ycyor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#GoodOmens
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh oh, what is the horse doing….
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mikey 🐸 @mikeyturvey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yeah i'm a content creator content with my creations
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The dogs behind our dawgs 🥹 Happy National Dog day to our #KCBABY pups 🩵
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just needs a bit a’ lighting.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Michael Sheen (Underworld) 😆😭
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They do make excellent travel-friendly keepsakes.
A bracelet thats says “ducks” in between green, yellow, and light orange beads.
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starryfull13.bsky.social @starryfull13.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
GO FANDOM I have exciting news! If you are ever in Scotland I have created a guide for visiting the filming locations. Just in time for The Ineffable Con. 1/4 docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Scotland filming locations and curiosities
All pictures are either from Google maps or my own from visiting the locations during filming scene set up or after. EDINBURGH Walking route approx 2 hours including stopping time. https://maps.a...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My wife shouting from the living room: "I hope you haven't spent your entire month's salary on something unnecessary and expensive again" Me: "DON'T COME IN THE BATHROOM"
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N8erTheH8er @n8fromphilly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
biblically accurate cat
Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes
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El Squigg @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Paint me like one of your French squirrels
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
classic way
two panels. first panel is a man in bed in a hotel calling front desk he says 'hi id like a wake up call'. second panel is a woman at the desk answering phone. she says 'chuck tingle is the worlds greatest author. you are also the worlds greatest author. there is infinite room at the top.'
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@weratedogs.com might need a puppy court ruling
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And this interview, at 7:28 youtu.be/Pa4-pq86Hi8
youtu.be
"I don’t know this man!" David Tennant and Michael Sheen on Good Omens 2, jetpacks and Jon Hamm nude
YouTube video by BBC Radio 1
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Miami Mike @leather-peach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Speaking of the odyssey this is the best post anyone's ever made about it
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
In case anyone missed my little X-Files point and click daydream
Mulder, Scully, Skinner, and the Lone Gunmen, all drawn in a cartoony style.A hallway of an institute or something like that, with eldritch green light pouring in through a far window.A car crests a hill at night. A figure with a shovel stands by the roadside.My wife and I are watching a little bit of The X-Files again and I've been doodling
along.

Imagine if you will: a five act point-and-click where you switch between Mulder and Scully depending on what kind of clues and puzzles you're working with. The Lone Gunmen get their own episode during Act 4 but they all move together like a single character. Tone is 70% comedy 30% paranormal horror.

Scully: "Mulder, you can't combine those."
Mulder, trying to tie a stick of dynamite to a taxidermied pheasant using half a shoelace: "Ancient Roman augurs read omens into the flight paths of birds all the time, Scully."

Scully: LOOK AT Enormous Rotating Saucer Hovering Over the Town
Scully: "That's the second biggest weather balloon I've ever seen."

Scully: LOOKAT Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
OPEN Fox Mulder's Docs Folder
Scully: "Ah."
Mulder: "I get those for the articles."
Scully: "Yeah who doesn't love a juicy article."

Mulder LOOK AT Mysterious Skull
Mulder: "Seen this, Scully?"
Scully: "Artificial cranial deformation has been attested in numerous cultures,
Mulder. The practice results in elongated skulls and flattened foreheads."
Mulder: "Does it make the bones glow green?"
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026
ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough
a mostly white cat that has tortoiseshell coloration on one leg
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Bomani-Hamlet Cook 🐈‍⬛ @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I find the lack of treats disturbing
Darth Feline
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You had me at aloominum
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
With alt text!
Image is a mock version of the classic "you wouldn't steal a car" anti piracy ad. It reads: you wouldn't own a game.
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@petridishes.bsky.social is such a national treasure we should just call her “N.T.” from now on. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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I Went to the Great American State Fair and I May Never Sleep Again
A day at the fair featuring patriotic energy drinks, a George Washington impersonator, and lots of ABBA
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David Arnold @davidarnold.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Paolo Bacigalupi @paolobacigalupi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me too.
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What does it say about me that the most demonic part about this for me is the center justification and uneven line spacing? >.>
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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 24/06/2026
Git still hiring poets to write error messages.
A git error message reading "fatal: you are on a branch yet to be born"
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is a *new* universe. It’s a miracle that our new universe should look so much like our old universe.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/06/2026
This dog just got a little brother two weeks ago, and he's already exhausted. 12/10 for both (u/ThinkingBud)
a chocolate lab on a couch rests his head on a pillow. his yellow eyes are droopy. the poor guy is capital T tired. the reason for his exhaustion sits right next to him: a yellow lab puppy with his mouth wide open as if he's telling a long story using run-on sentences. his head is blurry, presumably because he can't sit still.
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Extremely niche reaction: I 100% read this in the voice of David Tennant narrating the awkward attempts of a group of people to organize for the 2012 Olympics and/or the 2026 World Cup.
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William the Librarian @williamottens.com · 10/06/2026
Today in other duties as assigned: putting together the new body for our library mascot, Paige Turner
A library office desk with a partially constructed bust of mannequin on the desktop. Its legs are leaning against the side of the desk.
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Hail Sagan ™️ 💀🎃👻 @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.
Peach piss n fart crumble cake label.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Low Impact Gorgon @lowimpactgorgon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What. A. Jam.
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