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Lotta Palmering

@lottapalmering.bsky.social
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Degrees I hold: MD, JD, CPA, MS, MA, BA, And I sold more girl scout cookies than Ashley Clarkson in 2003

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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'm kinda in favor of going to war against Venezuela. like c'mon, fuck it, let's do this thang
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 14/11/2025
internet is crazy
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
looks like shit actually
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
not now kitten, i need to go back and wipe some more
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
how i sleep knowing i am starving the citizens of the country i loathe
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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
two issues: 1. the economy is not the same for everyone 2. people inhabit multiple news and social environments that are contradictory.
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
what kind of pubes do the Mamdanis rocking with? sexual style
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is a description of America in 1776
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Bro, the Bible spread widely simply bc people liked it
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Jakub Jaraczewski @jakubjaraczewski.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The American tackiness that you put up with for so long has been finally weaponised and you don't have a good counter, coast people with degrees.
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I've named my child: Avocado Beaujolais
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
You are forgetting that many people are secretly racist against Italians
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I guess I'm the only one who became pro Platner after finding out about the tattoo?
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
We have the world's foremost bubble experts currently stabilizing the bubble. They are using the bubble Bible. If the bubble pops, we have the world's foremost experts to clean up the rubble. They use the rubble bubble Bible. Of course there's another group that uses a rival rubble bubble bible
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
It's hard for me to identify anything positive about technological developments from 2007-present day. It really seems like it's made everything worse. I'm open to hearing other opinions
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Woke programming language
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/10/2025
you might have heard of balls, from penis fame
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You can find pictures on Google maps. Depressing. And very real. There should be an effort to do something about this
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I don't know why it's so controversial, but I think most socks should be made out of plastic
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Neil Young everybody
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
@troubledoll.bsky.social I'm interested in writing something more to flesh out this little blurb redef.com/item/5f43a02... If I do, could I send it to you?
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"The BAND has their myths. I have mine," TA-NEHISI COATES wrote in 2009 about a then-40-year-old song by one of the most critically acclaimed and literate bands of the classic-rock era. It's one of th...
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A win is a win
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Based
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
No need to be sexist
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why? Who gives a shit about the white house
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
FYI
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The new York times, everyone
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I have declared the Erection act. It's illegal not to get hard
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/10/2025
my balls have been STOLEN
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I think that the word "poonis" is a euphonic triumph compared to the ugly sounding and gross "penis" Let's change it. Replace penis with poonis. #ReplacePenisWithPoonis
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I have retained Charlie Kirk's foreskin as a Holy Relic. I worship it.
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I think it was more embarrassing when Kennedy got his lid blown off and Mrs Kennedy showed everyone her dump truck ass reaching for skull fragments, but the diarrhea video is second most embarrassing
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
guys be like “i’m going undercover”
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The president has shared a diarrhea video. This moment will be taught in schools as a classic example of how history is embellished and we can't trust primary sources. Clearly the president wouldn't share a diarrhea video.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Gluing a rudimentary yarn wig and googly eyes to the Fleshlight
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I would go to the no kings protest but I already committed to the no kinks protest
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Had a dream that I was sitting in the Cuck chair. Very depressed to wake up in the Cuck chair. Which of my wife's boyfriends moved me to the fucking Cuck chair?
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Ok Zohran let's see those Reddit posts
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
For what it's worth I somehow qualified for free ESU no idea why but I'll take it
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
While one would hope this is true, I do not think it's what will happen. The Online experience is too addictive. The slop is free. The negative externalities are far away and when they boomerang back it's too surreal to contemplate.
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Lotta Palmering @lottapalmering.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cuomo clearly on ozempic
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