Reposted by LostmyshapeThe Onion @theonion.com · 5hPentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream… 141270189
Reposted by Lostmyshapederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5hTrump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor. 41660931022
Reposted by LostmyshapeChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1hOne or more human beings are responsible for the code they wrote, and those are the people who should be held accountable. These programs are not acting “on their own” 38933226
Reposted by LostmyshapeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h[sitting around campfire] *flashlight to face* before cellphones, friends just showed up at your home unannounced *one kid pukes* *another faints* 0206
Reposted by Lostmyshapejae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 1hburn it burn it with fire right now letterboxd.com/jaeporeon/fi...letterboxd.comA review of Other Mommy (2026)I’m pretty sure AI made a decent chunk of this movie. Doesn’t pass the Turing test. SPOILERS BECAUSE DO NOT WASTE YR TIME The first 15 minutes of the film are coherent. They’re setting up this scary f... 1293
Reposted by LostmyshapeOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1h4% increase in imports from Canada would easily replace the entire physical volume of diesel “negotiated” in the new US-Russia pact. 10309112
Reposted by LostmyshapeMerrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 8hOur 8 Kaporos survivors are enjoying so many new experiences. Touching grass, foraging, dust bathing and fresh produce. 2138141
Reposted by LostmyshapeWill Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 5hTop ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 453082523
Reposted by Lostmyshapeɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 3h*Removes contact lenses incredulously* 02211
Reposted by LostmyshapeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10hSix months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 16765131453
Reposted by LostmyshapeGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 803204024566
Reposted by LostmyshapeDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man 1538153
Reposted by LostmyshapeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”phoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 17342721623
Reposted by LostmyshapeWolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wolves shouldn’t be a scapegoat for the challenges facing livestock producers. Let’s focus on the real causes of cattle loss and solutions that address them without putting wolves at greater risk. 216942
Reposted by LostmyshapeWolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As federal officials continue to consider changes to wolf protections, here’s a reminder of what the numbers actually show: 6447156
Reposted by LostmyshapeMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There are people who think “fake accusations” of rape—which are rare—are a bigger deal than rape—which is everywhere. Those people need to be fired into the sun. 735049
Reposted by LostmyshapeParis Marx @parismarx.com · 06/10/2026My new book HYPERSCALE is out in two weeks — and my copies just arrived! I recorded an unboxing video to share some thoughts as it gets closer to release and show you what it looks like. Hate data centers? You’re going to want a copy! Preorder yours today: bookshop.org/a/18331/9798... 824649
Reposted by LostmyshapeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Goddamn, this point by @anandwrites.bsky.social really needed saying. 843126815
Reposted by LostmyshapeDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 02/11/2024If you want Sam Alito to ever face any type of consequences for this, whatsoever, you're going to need to flip the house AND hound your congresspeople. 531186
Reposted by LostmyshapeDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 31127883984
Reposted by LostmyshapeMark Histed @markhisted.org · 05/10/2026If in the next three years we don’t substantially reform the Court and throw Alito’s entire jurisprudence in the trash (and I mean all of it)… we will have allowed this rightwing politician to have made the US substantially more fascist, against the popular will. 1125769
Reposted by LostmyshapeReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026kinda crazy how this stupid fucking video predicted so much, and it's from 2010youtube.comDance Paul Rudd, Dance | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | adult swimYouTube video by Adult Swim 429148
Reposted by LostmyshapeHeba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists. 132201552
Reposted by LostmyshapeRicardo Parreira @ricardoparreira.com · 02/10/2026Montpellier - Un policier fasciste roule sur un journaliste de @stup.media, le blessant à la jambe. Ce flic arbore sur son casque, plusieurs signes distinctifs de l’extrême droite radicale, dont une croix pattée et le Punisher. 🧵⬇️⬇️ 22798658
Reposted by LostmyshapeArghavan Salles, MD, PhD @arghavansallesmd.medsky.social · 03/10/2026The reason Epstein’s urologist would no longer be seeing patients at Cornell is he was abusing boys. Paduch was sentenced to life in prison. But Cornell wanted to make sure Epstein saw one of their other physicians instead of leaving Cornell. In 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ht @alyssaburgart.com 32911
Reposted by LostmyshapeMaggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Muse has escaped containment 410416
Reposted by LostmyshapeKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike Pompeo has been rewarded with a teaching fellowship at Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs. The same school that canceled my class on media, race and international affairs. @columbiasipa.bsky.social share.google/KEvTy5yER71U...share.googleFormer Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to join SIPA facultyFormer Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will join the School of International and Public Affairs as a fellow at SIPA’s Institute of Global Politics in March, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday. 1452944970
Reposted by LostmyshapeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a righteous act 373696357
Reposted by LostmyshapeOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him. 18181471772
Reposted by Lostmyshapejamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026feeling this hard -- i am so glad that there is an actual conversation that's taking place around cornell, and that survivors coming forward isn't being dismissed as 'woke 1' or whatever the fuck. and it's also hard to ignore that we've been here before, in the recent past, and nothing changed. 390298
Reposted by Lostmyshapeacab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026luigi mangione should have to write an apology essay 310927
Reposted by LostmyshapeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026especially if you work at the FBI 13901134
Reposted by LostmyshapeULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy National Coffee Day 9364115
Reposted by LostmyshapeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that. 10064711102
Reposted by LostmyshapeEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026If you have the Anthropic S-1, please message me at ezitron.76 on signal, i will protect your identity 437158
Reposted by LostmyshapeEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin... 17341611400
Reposted by LostmyshapeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Enough with the niggers, enough with the jewrats" This important message on X the Everything App has been brought to you by Home Depot, McDonalds and Disney. 35892171
Reposted by Lostmyshapeminimaliste13 @minimaliste13.cpesr.fr · 27/09/2026"Ni de lieu, ni de géographie, ni de sociologie" Alors pourquoi tu es allé à Fénelon et pas à ton lycée de secteur, pourquoi tu as étudié à Paris et pas à Pau, pourquoi ton épouse donne des cours à la Catho et pas au Collège Jean Moulin d'Arnouville et pourquoi tes enfants sont dans le privé ? 17695296
Reposted by LostmyshapeScott Marks @bizarchive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do yourselves a favor and give that incredible set a listen. It starts at 4:44:00 in the video: www.youtube.com/live/cuyft_T...youtube.comCROSSROADS: Concert stream, day 2YouTube video by Riggen 75110
Reposted by LostmyshapeMolly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026i love that the doxxed guy's response is to tell the chatbot "you gotta never do that ever again" 281005134
Reposted by LostmyshapeEric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8youtu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetMusk 18885525
Reposted by Lostmyshape Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/09/2026lol www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...hollywoodreporter.comYouTube and Meta Reverse Course, Will Accept ‘Musk’ Trailer AdThe Google unit says the ad was "temporarily restricted" while Meta calls it "an error." TikTok and X remain silent. 191342249
Reposted by LostmyshapeDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump Administration Plans to Gut Clean Car Rules www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/c... When you realize he’s actually working for big oil, the war, this , everything starts to make more sensenytimes.comTrump Administration Plans to Gut Clean Car Rules (Gift Article)New fuel-economy standards, which President Trump said he finalized Saturday, would kill a federal effort to speed the transition to electric vehicles. 1021752
Reposted by LostmyshapeGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 26/09/2026I know this is cheesy as hell, but I mean it with my whole heart: Love, love is a verb Love is a doing word ✊ 513631
Reposted by LostmyshapeTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026fuckin PLz subscribe to my god damned newsletter buttondown.com/theswordandthesandwichbuttondown.comThe Sword And the SandwichThis is a newsletter about the dismal state of American politics, the far right, and .... sandwiches. Plus literature, whimsy, culture, and absolutely everything else you could imagine, brought to you... 47230
Reposted by LostmyshapeNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As noted in the replies...someone do a country song called "My Kids Have Measles and I Can't Afford Diesel". (I tried one on AI but I don't like to use AI for this kind of thing.) 2435438
Reposted by Lostmyshapeevy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026guys cutting edge zuck AI is just humans doing tasks for you in call centers 1021680
Reposted by LostmyshapeSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33472991087
