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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃

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Erotica Author - Futanari Academy, et al Tactical gamer: X-Com, Jagged Alliance, Battletech, Midnight Suns, Star Wars: Zero Company, Cyber Knights "He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to" - Nick Cave

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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 12h
I bought these big ol' honkin t-rex hand puppet things for my grandkids, pulled one out when I got home and the chihuahua went and hid under the couch. One time I brought a single party balloon home and she wouldn't go into any room that had the balloon and would piss herself if she saw it. lol
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Cute Dog Hides Under Couch
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Buffy Wicks @buffywicks.bsky.social · 19h
I am ecstatic that @governor.ca.gov just signed AB 2222, historic legislation I authored w/ @asmchrisward.bsky.social that vaults CA to the forefront of protecting & rebuilding journalism in our communities. This is the capstone to vital work that began 5+ yrs ago, & our road has not been easy.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 19h
www.nexusmods.com/starwarszero... Someone made a CJ mod for Zero Company lol
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 30,1949
P1-  NANCY IS SITTING ON HER STOOL SHE IS READING
P2- NANCY IS LOOKING AWAY FROM HER BOOK,SHE I DISTRACTED 
P3- NANCY IS LEANING TO SEE IF SHE CAN HEAR WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THE NEXT ROOM 
P4- NANCY IS HOLDING HER HAND TO LISTEN 
P5- NANCY LOOKS AROUND THE CORNER AND SEES HER AUNT FRITZI AND A FRIEND SITTING ON THE COUCH
NANCY: PLEASE TALK LOUDER
SO I CAN HEAR ---OR SOFTER SO
I'LL LOSE INTEREST Y
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Sharp TRP801 (1960)
A portable television, in a very 'space age' case: the top is ivory but the sides and frontispiece are cherry red. Twin antenna sprout from the back, a silver tilted carry handle sprouts from the top, and a huge silver grille allows both airflow and speaker. There are a bare minimum of controls on the top of the device itself: an on/off push toggle, a silver tuning dial, a rotary display behind a glass window for current station, and recessed plastic wheels for h-hold, v-hold, brightness, and volume.
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The IMEU @theimeu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two authors are suing Los Angeles over the LA Public Library’s cancellation of a Read Palestine Week event meant to share Palestinian stories. Libraries censoring authors who write about Palestine sets a dangerous precedent that we must oppose.
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‘Dangerous precedent’: authors sue LA library over cancelled Palestine event
City of LA faces free speech suit after public library officials scrapped two writers’ Read Palestine Week book talks
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Essence of RBG 🦋 @rbgprevails.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They aren't worth the meat they're printed on. Look at these fucking rapist losers.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna ride Sailor Jupiter...
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp, I made it 30 months before I had a sex addict relapse hookup and immediately regretted it today. Sometimes when a stranger is love bombing you while you're hooking up at the club, you convince yourself that this time it might be different after everyone nuts. It never is though. 😮‍💨😓
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seattle
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 28/09/2026
California will now certify non-ultra-processed food with a new seal, providing clear info on packages. Washington can talk all they want about "Making America Healthy Again" while food recalls pile up on their watch, but California continues to actually lead the way.
Governor Gavin Newsom and First Partner Jennifer Siebel Newsom on the new California law creating a seal for non-ultra-processed foods.
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Federal Metropolitan Detention Center. Downtown Los Angeles. Anti-ICE protest. August 2025. “The real function of the prison system, indeed, is not to safeguard communities, but to warehouse hatred for the day when it returns to the street.” - Mike Davis
A black and photo of a building with three terraces. Fencing on top of them. The lights are bright. The windows on the building are small slita Shadows of people looking through slits in the windows. The photo is black and white. Fencing on too of it. Flood lights point towards the photo.
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🏳️‍🌈Japanese crazy mascot Live🇯🇵 @chiitan-prt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🔸TikTok配信:12:00と17:00から配信します!みなさん見に来てください^^ 🏳️‍⚧️Chiitan TikTok Live Streaming🏳️‍🌈 at 11:00PM and 4:00AM START🗽NY time→ www.tiktok.com/@love2chiitan please follow me🤍
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Home Photo by jordysus on reddit
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Speaking as an AI artist”
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Gwen Stefani - Don't Speak
Alt: No Doubt - Don't Speak
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Camera sucks. But these don't.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know it's asking a lot of the dudes who took 20 years to figure out global warming is real, but watching these last two seasons of South Park they are so fucking naive about our situation. None of this MAGA bullshit is by accident, they have evil intent and act on it and they want to stay forever.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So envious whenever I see someone posting their harvested bell peppers. 🫑
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I picked up Timberborn finally while I wait for Whiskerwood to balance out again. What people think Timberborn is: 🦫🌳💞 What Timberborn is:
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Matrix Pod Awakening
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We already know Elon Musk is a sad whittle bitch. Does he think if the documentary isn't released that we'll forget that glaring fact?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wild stuff. Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ. The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Read the document (Gift Article)
Sheri H. Mecklenburg resignation letter
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friday Night Movie Lord of Illusions (1995)
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026
🚨The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to use a deeply flawed database of Americans’ personal information to initiate registration purges. Have questions? Marc Elias has answers. Here’s what this decision means for YOUR vote ⬇️
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BREAKING: Supreme Court Revives Trump's Voter Purge Scheme
In a dangerous decision for voters, the Supreme Court authorized the Trump administration to overhaul a federal immigration database into a vast, centralized and deeply flawed database of Americans’…
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 25/09/2026
NASA has now confirmed all ground stations supporting the agency’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope are ready to receive the mission’s high volume of data once science operations begin by early 2027. #NASARoman 🔭
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NASA’s Roman Team Confirms Ground Stations Receiving Data - NASA Science
NASA has now confirmed all ground stations supporting the agency’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope are ready to receive the mission’s high volume of data
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It isn't even a money thing, but like, I don't want a 6 pack of anything that doesn't have a price tag on it. This is a skeet about your local liquor store.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marvel is re-releasing Avengers with one extra minute in it because they don't respect you, the audience. If they'd tell stories that weren't shit they wouldn't need gimmicks. Nothing says the new movie won't be shit like re-releasing one from years ago to hype you instead.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 23/09/2026
I will never, *ever* purchase a game with this 'functionality'.
A tweet from Dexerto stating: "Microsoft has filed a patent for ads that could interrupt games after boss fights, cutscenes, quests and multiplayer rounds. Players would receive credits granting temporary game access, while watching an ad would award another credit to let them resume." The image shows the Microsoft logo on the left and a patent flowchart on the right labeled "FIG. 3". The flowchart contains the following text: 326, 328: Obtaining a promoted content trigger from an interactive software application based at least partially on content of the interactive software application, 330: Suspending a user's interaction with the interactive software application based on the promoted content trigger event, 332: Obtaining audiovisual promoted content, 334: Presenting the audiovisual promoted content to the user, 336: Commencing the user's interaction with the interactive software application, 338: Establishing a credit based at least partially on the audiovisual promoted content.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just crack up remembering the crazy shit I'd have to deal with serving on the disability board at university: "I'm so sorry! But this is MY classroom and the ADA doesn't apply here." -first year adjunct of anything, in an email to disability services.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I could watch Ferengi TV all day lol #lowerdecks
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pumpkin bread in the oven. Cider in the cup. 🍵
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Cutting a Loaf of Bread
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The officers in the this video remain anonymous. The mayor expressed concerns about the death and direct an investigation into it, but hasn’t called for the dept to release their names.
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Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yet again, Basil Fawlty
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spider-Man 1: You went to the Grand Canyon? Spider-Man 2: We could have used your help man!
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Garfield is still my favorite. I just love the banter setting up for the battle.
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Spider-Man: No Way Home Andrew Garfield Returns
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Mark McPherson @movieswithmark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Review of Primetime, a dark and cathartic portrait of the psychological cost of how To Catch a Predator pushed network TV into uncharted, dangerous waters, boasting a fine performance by Robert Pattinson. #FilmSky #Movies movieswithmark.com/primetime-20...
Robert Pattinson in Primetime.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, by the crate.
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Scripps Institution of Oceanography @scrippsocean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌎 You probably have questions about #ElNiño. Scripps Oceanography scientists have answers! Learn more about the science behind El Niño and potential impacts on marine ecosystems, weather and more: scripps.ucsd.edu/news/el-nino
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think being a writer is hard, in terms of cranking out something. Just suuuuper time consuming 😓⌛
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I called the place I had an MRI done to get a disk of the images. Was on the phone waiting for 20 minutes just to get sent to an answering service in India, just for them to tell me they can't help me and to go to the Doctor's office (which I was calling) for help. As my grandpa would say: BOY!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck me I forgot to reup my cider at the grocery store. What am I supposed to drink while watching the hockey boys kiss?
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Connor Storrie Hudson Williams
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🇮🇪🇺🇸 Lord Wesley 🧹🎃 @lordwesley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know why Persona needs 7 remakes each. No one has ever responded to my earnest inquires of 'When does this game actually become enjoyable?' I bought a couple Persona games after people insisted they were the best thing ever. (I have a rule about mostly never listening to other people.)
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