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Alison @alimasin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

A few years ago when I had creativity and time (😭) I wrote this choose-your-own-ending story about Mother's Day brunch and fucking! 💐💦 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/471547... Podfic by @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social : archiveofourown.org/works/558431...

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snake_necklace
Summary:
Stede has made the bold decision to invite both his mother and his ex-wife out for Mother's Day brunch. How will Ed distract him from the resultant stress? Well, that's up to you.

"I'm an idiot," Stede moans, flopping onto the bed with the shirts he's failed to choose between clutched in his arms.
"You're a devoted son, and a devoted...ex-husband," Ed says, smoothly pulling both shirts from Stede's grip and replacing them with a soft periwinkle sweater. "And, yeah, maybe also an idiot."
Stede sits up and shrugs off his robe. "I don't know what possessed me to invite them both to Mother's Day brunch. Just getting together with one of them stresses me out enough."

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters:
Stede BonnetBlackbeard | Edward TeachMary Allamby BonnetSarah Bonnet
Additional Tags:
Established RelationshipRestaurantsTemperature PlaySemi-Public SexArguingCar SexHand JobsKissingDom Blackbeard | Edward TeachRidingBlow Jobsbottomless mimosasAnal SexstripteaseFace-FuckingBlindfoldsMary always gets a winStede Bonnet is Trying His BestEd sows chaosCockwarming(literally)So much yes-andingPodfic Available
Language:
English
Series:
← Previous Work Part 5 of Holidays Unhinged (fka Massive November Holiday Aggression (NOW FEAT. DECEMBER! (And possibly a bit of January) (Whoa, how did May get in here?)(Oh wait, is that February?))) Next Work →
Collections:
Our Flag Means Alternate Universes
Stats:
Published:2023-06-01Completed:2023-06-01Words:8,461Chapters:5/5Comments:122Kudos:92Bookmarks:5Hits:1,143

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Wanna donate to an amazing cause for a little added chaos via a pin set to your life? Boy do I have the pin set for you!!!

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Wanna donate to an amazing cause for a little added chaos via a pin set to your life? Boy do I have the pin set for you!!!

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Sanne (fpwoper) 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fpwoper.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Do you want patches or magnets instead? - Set of collaged buttons by @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social - $15 - Dickfuck patch by @queersandz.bsky.social - $12 - Chinga la Migra patch by @asisherright.bsky.social - $8 #ofmd #fandommarket

A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question.
The item number is 1651.
The description is Set of collaged buttons by Katie (loopydangerfrog).
The photo shows a stack of different colourful collaged buttons.

A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question.
The item number is 1839.
The description is Dickfuck patch by queersandz.
The photo shows a black fabric with "dickfuck" embroidered on it. The embroidery thread is bright pink and the letters are all capitals.

A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question.
The item number is 1701.
The description is Chinga la migra patch by asisherright.
The photo shows a black patch with a white hand-stamped design featuring a dagger and flowers with a banner on it that reads "chinga la migra".

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Sanne (fpwoper) 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @fpwoper.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Are all the #fandommarket posts overwhelming and are you struggling to find something you can buy now and isn't sold out yet? Let me help you! Here's a thread of Buy Now items available (at time of posting) for $25 or less! (Items have been grouped together for ease, links are clickable!)

The Fandom Craft Market graphic but with additional text over it. The text on the graphic reads "Buy Now for < $25, a thread"

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Check out some of the collaged pins I made that will be sold in sets for the auction!

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I’m just a person, standing in front of the internet, asking for your magical realism book recs plz and thank you ✨

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Alison @alimasin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

If you're thinking about Auntie today (as you should be), just a reminder that @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social and @chokedbyanangel.bsky.social wrote the "Auntie bosses men around, sexually" 5+1 of my dreams archiveofourown.org/works/59598670

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A System You Wouldn't Understand - LoopyDangerFrog, little_seahorse - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

What a great time to listen to some podfics! May I suggest using this link here to peruse some options: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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Our Flag Means Death PODFIC Database

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Wrote a lil silly smutty Ed/Izzy piece as a prize for @megaducko.bsky.social for getting a blackout for @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social! Check it out: archiveofourown.org/works/71133451

An orange background. Purple, green, and blue stripes with Free Parking by loopydangerfrog in bold letters across them. a silly smutty ed/izzy fic.

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Repeat Event Added to Calendar by StedeBunnett is now available as a podfic! This is part 2 of the Unsend! UNSEND!!! Series 💕 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/70616891 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/57216466

pink and white calendar graphic with the text Repeat Event Added to Calendar by StedeBunnett Read by: LoopyDangerFrog

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Two new short, yet adorable podfics tonight! wait 'til you see it by @oluwandesorange.bsky.social - a garlic-soup meets fang fic that was written for Kiss Fang Weekend & Where Your Heart Belongs by chefthefish - a fic feat. Medusa X Autstic girlfriend that can't ever look in her eyes 1/3

Wait 'til you see it by oluwandesorange on a green watercolor background with a rainbow graphic

where your heart belongs by chefthefish on a gray floral background

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

New podfic alert! Hitting the High C's by bewareofitalics is now available as a multivoice podfic! High school drama star Edward Teach is ready to give up on acting, until he meets a transfer student doing something new: a musical. archiveofourown.org/works/692316... 1/3

bright confetti and the comedy and tragedy masks
Hitting the high c's by bewareofitalics
a multivoice podfic

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Me walking into Bluesky for the first time in months with an iced coffee to see a bunch of tags 🫣 I understand the time has passed, but I just want to say… 1/3

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TC @tcustodis.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

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Izzy Hands Bingo @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

CALLING ALL CREW! Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 is now open! Sign up to get a custom bingo card to fill now through August 31st! Sign ups close May 31st! SIGN UP HERE: forms.gle/54GBUa6SWpmo... ♠️ Email or dm us with any question ♠️ Join the Discord (not required) ♠️ Posting not required

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Izzy Hands Bingo @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Two days until Izzy Hands Bingo opens! Who’s ready to put that old man in ✨situations✨?!

Izzy Hands (older white man with salt and pepper goatee) looking warn down and tired wearing all black while leaning against a wooden wall. White text over moving image reads Go on, Bonnet, give me your worst.

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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

happy second birthday to my beloved first fic!!! i’ve been making my niche interests everyone’s problem for two years!!! two years of trucker smut!!! 🎉

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Today Izzy has put on a Tina Turner wig and is doing the full Proud Mary routine to get the zoomies out. Fang and Jack are singing backup.

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Some days, ya just need to order a shit ton of Indian food and watch the 2000s cult classic Center Stage to feel better.

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Heads up - I am getting everything in the process of deleting everything from my soundcloud! The works are still accessible on archive.org, including be linked to be directly streamable on ao3! But until I land on another platform to backup the fics on, this is what we got I am afraid. Thank you!

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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Goddamnit. Podfic friends using Soundcloud, please check this out!

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Izzy Hands Bingo @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Are you getting excited for Izzy Hands Bingo?! We are too! While you wait for sign ups to open, check out one of the 163 works from last year's collection 😍 archiveofourown.org/collections/...

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The Reluctant Rose @reluctantrose.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I just passed a post that said, "Confirmed--Malort is now the blood of christ" 😅

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Oh hiiiiiiii - Back with a new podfic by StedeBunnett. Unsend UNSEND is the first in an e-rated Sprizzy series. Mind the tags and enjoy 💕 Podfic: ao3.org/works/65376889 Fic: ao3.org/works/54744391

a pink graphic email
unsend unsend! by stedebunnett

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Izzy Hands Bingo @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

We’re Back! Announcing Izzy Hands Bingo 2025! Sign ups coming May 25th - 31st! Sign up to receive a unique bingo card, then use the prompts to create fan works all about our favorite first mate! Fic, art, podfic, moodboards, rec lists—get creative with it! 1/3

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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

remember calico bimba ?

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Lis is deep in the pitt @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Tree season commission from @neslee.bsky.social!! Happy year of the Tree Boys!!! Fic by @deanbird.bsky.social and me: archiveofourown.org/works/548428... Podfic by @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/55073833

Tree Ed, covered in flowers and vines, hair loose with a flower in his navel. Stede stares adoringly. Chibi style by neslee

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I did feel inspired to do just that! Mop On Wood by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social is now available as a podfic! podfic: ao3.org/works/65015857 fic: ao3.org/works/64998091

a mop stuck in a tree with a building behind it
mop on wood by dimsimkitty

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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Sometimes you see a photo and think, that's Ed and Stede. archiveofourown.org/works/64998091

A background photo of a tree next to a brick apartment building with a mop hanging from one of the branches. The text box reads: Mop On Wood. An OFMD Gentlebeard Fic. 1.4k Words - Rated G. By DimSimKitty

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

In the words of the author: this is truly just 9k of total and complete filth. you've been warned <3 under lock and key by @zstraps.bsky.social is now available as a podfic 🔐❤️‍🔥 podfic: ao3.org/works/64990279 fic: ao3.org/works/60704857

under lock and key by zstraps
a graphic of a heart shaped lock and key on a purple and pink background

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Shoo away the Sunday Scaries with some 70s trucker shower sex 🚛🚿❤️‍🔥 Wearing Nothing But a Smile and a Towel by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social is now available for your listening pleasure! Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/64887193 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/63262291

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Miss the Trucker Boys? So did I! Here In Love by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social is now available as a podfic! Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/64734664 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/57067087

Here In Love by unfunpleasures Part 7 of the Drive Me, Crazy Series

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

❤️‍🔥 MORE ED ARCHIE SMUT ❤️‍🔥 quiet now, you're sucking the charm out by @slightestwind.bsky.social is now available as a podfic! Podfic: ao3.org/works/64678177 Fic: ao3.org/works/55038946

quiet now, you're sucking the charm out by foxtails

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🏴‍☠️ Ellie 🏴‍☠️ @fcknglunatic.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

This is a fantastic compilation of #ofmdpodfic by so many talented narrators who lend us their voices to make #ofmdfic more accessible to everyone 👂🏻👂🏻

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Late night snack, anyone? Aptitude Test by @zacharybosch.bsky.social is a smexy lil' treat, and now is available as a podfic! Enjoy some Ed/Archie smut! Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/64603246 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/46375930

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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Read Fairy Lights (with art by @515253545.bsky.social): archiveofourown.org/works/57646942 Listen to the podfics by @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/62784556 Get a closer look at my piece: archiveofourown.org/works/64230376

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Fairy Lights - Chapter 1 - 515253545, ghostalservice (plantainleaf) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Mr. Kai's Wife 🌱🤠 @thebotanicalbutch.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

credit is to the amazing and incredible gayjeris on twitter. I love my boy.

An illustration in a limited color palette by @Gayjeris on Twitter. The background is teal, and against the background is a bright red couch. Sitting in the couch is the To Stede, This Morning version of Edward Teach. He wears a fringe leather jacket, and his hair is in a long braid going over one shoulder. He is playing his guitar, and his cowboy boots are propped up on a table. On the table is an ashtray, a deck of playing cards, and a pack of marlboro red cigarettes.

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Becky🪼 @killerweasel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Please support your local library. I know everything is absolute shit right now. Libraries are important for more than just books. Get your card. Download an ebook, stream something, go to a program, check something out.

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Happy March - Here are some holiday fics 😂 Home for the Haulidays and Baby, It's Pure Love are the next two installments of the Drive, me Crazy Series by unfunpleasures! Enjoy some Christmas smut and Valentine's Fluff! Links below!

home for the haulidays by unfunpleasures

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Katie ✨🏴‍☠️🐸🍊✨ @loopydangerfrog.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Fellow CJizzy fanatics, this one's for you! Rent-A-Knot by @thesushiowl.bsky.social is now available as a podfic. Come get some heartwarming domestic weekend smut! Podfic: ao3.org/works/63886051 Fic: ao3.org/works/60507580

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